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Guitardian wrote:It's hard to read, but the name of the group is "the ministers quartet"

some people just don't think.


I don't think he said that was their name.

As for Joyce, that has been posted previously.

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I am worried about what they intend to administer and to whom!

Possibly Ken
Joyce doesn't seem to mind.

I just hope it ain't that lad with the denim shorts ...the thought of which is to dreadful to contemplate.

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asimo77 wrote:Well kids you went and requested Ken, now look what you've done. Tsk tsk.


He looks like he's seen something really really weird yet oddly erotic.



His pupils are dilated like hell. He's obviously excited about something.


Maybe he caught a glimpse of these fine ladies:

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That has to be a spoof Rubiks?

 
   
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Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:That has to be a spoof Rubiks?



Perhaps, I have no clue.
   
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Fafnir wrote:Personally, I think their best songs are either Atmosphere or Disorder. I like Ceremony quite a bit, but there's no decent studio version, which is a shame. New Order's version of it is stellar though.







I would agree with youthat Atmosphere and Disorder are their best. Ceremony IS a great song though.

Are they overrated? Well they are certainly a band that people like to name drop (I'm looking at you radiohead), and they do have an obsessive fanbase, but that doesn't change the fact that they have written some great songs...




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Oh brother it appears to be true according to Youtube
The music is worst than the cover.

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CT GAMER wrote:
I would agree with youthat Atmosphere and Disorder are their best. Ceremony IS a great song though.


Disorder holds a special place in my heart. Once I was driving home from a friend's place at 1 in the morning, and there was a big power outage in the side of the city where I was driving earlier, so all the traffic lights were out of order and flashing, and some of the street lights were off and the visibility was poor. So Disorder's playing on the CD player, it's really dark out, and lights are constantly flashing on and off. It was absolutely perfect.
   
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CT GAMER wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:Post the worst album covers you know (make sure it follows the rules though).

Here's mine:



It's "They Only Come Out at Night" by Edgar Winter. I don't want to know who thought it would be a good idea, to take a picture of a topless albino man with flowing long hair, women's jewelery and red lip stick. I

would be down-right embarrassed, if I had this album at home and someone somehow stumbled upon it.

I imagine the conversation would go like this:

Friend: Wha-what the?!? What the hell is this thing?
Me: Oh it's just a rock album by Edgar Winter, don't you like rock too?
Friend: That's not what I see I see a male albino transvestite, I don't care how good the music is on here there is no way that can be used to justify how creepy this picture is. Do you have some kind of fetish or
something?
Me: Honestly man there's nothing wrong with me, it just a rock album chill.
Friend: I think I'm going to be sick. See you later.
Me: Wait why are you leaving so early?
Friend: Sorry got to go, bye. (rushes out the door)
Me: bye? (turns on Pink Floyd's "Don't Leave Me Now")






Your friends sound homophobic or just dumb...


It was a joke that didn't actually happen, the friends I do have are really good (with a few exceptions of course). I guess my humour was a little lackluster in that post.

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Fafnir wrote:
CT GAMER wrote:
I would agree with youthat Atmosphere and Disorder are their best. Ceremony IS a great song though.


Disorder holds a special place in my heart. Once I was driving home from a friend's place at 1 in the morning, and there was a big power outage in the side of the city where I was driving earlier, so all the traffic lights were out of order and flashing, and some of the street lights were off and the visibility was poor. So Disorder's playing on the CD player, it's really dark out, and lights are constantly flashing on and off. It was absolutely perfect.


Those kind of experiences can certainly etch a song into your soul.

Had a similar experience in a massive thunderstorm sitting in a car listening to Disintegration album.

I have to put that album on any time I am in a big storm now.


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Well... Web searches have proved humourous... but what of albums you actually own?

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Terrible music and plain stupid album covers that have no deeper meaning than "Yo, I'm black and a wannabee thug"

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Khornholio wrote:

This one is actually a spoof of one of the greatest album covers of all time:


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I hate metallica


Uh, why? How? There is like nothing to hate about them



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helgrenze wrote:Well... Web searches have proved humourous... but what of albums you actually own?


Pfft, nobody buys albums anymore, get with the times gramps

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Karon wrote:



Terrible music and plain stupid album covers that have no deeper meaning than "Yo, I'm black and a wannabee thug"




Theres something wrong with his pants.
   
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That pooh man MC Pooh album is $14 bucks on cassette on Ebay! crazy, must be some kinda weird collector thing, unless they're paying you $14 bucks to take it away....!

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GalacticDefender wrote:
Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:Wait, I retract my oh snap
I hate metallica


Uh, why? How? There is like nothing to hate about them

Not a fan of them personally.

   
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Add me to that list as well. Never cared for Metallica, ever.
   
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KingCracker wrote:Add me to that list as well. Never cared for Metallica, ever.



I like the older stuff ( 83-89)...but everything after ....And Justice for All just isn't to my taste.

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The best I would ever do is meet you part way. The 80s metallica did make a few decent tunes. But uh....ya, Im feeling a little dirty saying that
   
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KingCracker wrote:The best I would ever do is meet you part way. The 80s metallica did make a few decent tunes. But uh....ya, Im feeling a little dirty saying that



....All a mater of taste and timing KC...I remember seeing Metallica live back in the 80's and really enjoying the crossover material they were doing.
...plus I've always enjoyed Cliff Burtons Bass style.


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FITZZ wrote:
KingCracker wrote:Add me to that list as well. Never cared for Metallica, ever.



I like the older stuff ( 83-89)...but everything after ....And Justice for All just isn't to my taste.

Bingo. My thoughts exactly.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


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Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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Terje-Tubby wrote:


I believe that album was voted the worst of all time some years ago in Q magazine, it is quite spectacular

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