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2012/01/07 21:43:59
Subject: I broke eHarmony
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Tempted to try it now, is it free to do the exam? Sounds like an hour or so of fun.
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Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!
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2012/01/09 01:25:47
Subject: I broke eHarmony
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Wing Commander
Firehawk 1st Armored Regimental Headquarters
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How to break EHarmony.
"I enjoy playing Warhammer 40k Table top and Warhammer 40k related computer games"
*Above message*
This is coming from a person who loves Warhammer 40k
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"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?""  |
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2012/01/09 01:33:12
Subject: I broke eHarmony
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Now we need someone to make the God emperor of mankind or someones profile on eharmony and then someone to make the universe as a profile lol
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2012/01/09 01:38:42
Subject: I broke eHarmony
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Wing Commander
Firehawk 1st Armored Regimental Headquarters
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Asherian Command wrote:Now we need someone to make the God emperor of mankind or someones profile on eharmony and then someone to make the universe as a profile lol
"Enjoys long Crusades of Righteousness, and late night poker."
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"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?"" |
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2012/01/09 06:04:10
Subject: I broke eHarmony
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Charging Wild Rider
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You could always hang out at abortion clinics, you know they put out.
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And so, due to rising costs of maintaining the Golden Throne, the Emperor's finest accountants spoke to the Demigurg. A deal was forged in blood and extensive paperwork for a sub-prime mortgage with a 5/1 ARM on the Imperial Palace. And lo, in the following years the housing market did tumble and the rate skyrocketed leaving the Emperor's coffers bare. A dark time has begun for the Imperium, the tithes can not keep up with the balloon payments and the Imperial Palace and its contents, including the Golden Throne, have fallen into foreclosure. With an impending auction on the horizon mankind holds its breath as it waits to see who will gain possession of the corpse-god and thus, the fate of humanity...... |
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