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Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

Granted, but now all Necrons are BS 1

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in gb
Sinewy Scourge






Washington, hell, uk

Since you didn't actually make a wish, hungry piranhas eat your groin.

I wish gw actually had a sane and stable release schedule.

Nom

Working tirelessly to revive BattleFleet Fury

WE need YOU

 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

Granted, but now all of their releases explode when they come into contact into human beings.

I wish that I could Flash Animate.

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in us
Bane Thrall





US

granted but all you can do is hentai

I wish i Gw's prices weren't so outragous

Chaos is begin to grow
don't click this link...
F.A.T.A.L enough said
IJW wrote:Plus, as has been pointed out, it goes BOOM! and is therefore clearly superior anyway.
(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(")_(") to help him gain world domination.

stolen from CrashCanuck
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. GW management gives up their collective crack habit and re-prices their entire range realistically. Gas and food prices fall as well. Then you wake up.
I wish for better glue.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Sinewy Scourge






Washington, hell, uk

Granted but you accidently stick your fingers together permanently.

I wish meat didn't make me ill.

Nom

Working tirelessly to revive BattleFleet Fury

WE need YOU

 
   
Made in us
Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus






Granted. You are now allergic to water.
I wish mecha were real.

Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)

 H.B.M.C. wrote:
Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
 
   
Made in gb
Sinewy Scourge






Washington, hell, uk

Granted but it goes mad and kills you.

I wish I was immortal.

Nom

Working tirelessly to revive BattleFleet Fury

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Made in gb
Junior Officer with Laspistol





Desperado Corp.

Granted, but you're buried alive underground with no limbs.

I wish everyone would stop making wishes.

Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

Granted, but people voice hopes instead

I wish that fish could eat off my enemy's face

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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in gb
Junior Officer with Laspistol





Desperado Corp.

Granted, he enjoys them eating fish flakes from his cheeks. He emerges completely unharmed, while the fish asphyxiate.

Wish I had a burger.

Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

Granted, but the burger is made using your own hand.

I would get the "Ralphwich" clip from the simpsons, but I can't find it.

I wish that magical pixies would shoot me in the face with a laser

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in us
Tunneling Trygon





Bradley Beach, NJ

Your face melts like the guy's from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

I wish that my walls were covered in shag carpeting.

Hive Fleet Aquarius 2-1-0


http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/527774.page 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

Granted, but now you live inside the digestive tract of a Sperm Whale.

I wish that I could jump out of a 3rd story window and survive.

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in gb
Junior Officer with Laspistol





Desperado Corp.

Fine. You land inside Squidman's Whale house.

I wish I was Elvis.

Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

Granted, but after he died.

I wish that I had psychic powers.

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in fr
Trazyn's Museum Curator





on the forum. Obviously

Granted, but you are then kidnapped by the WBC who immolate you for witchcraft.

I wish I just got my bloody diploma already and didn't have to do exams.

What I have
~4100
~1660
: LM

Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!

A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble

 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

Granted, but your diploma is for Clown College.

I wish that ravenous Daemons would set fire to my pinkie.

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in us
Tunneling Trygon





Bradley Beach, NJ

Granted. The fire spreads to your entire body.

I wish I could brew alcohol in my body, like an elephant.

Hive Fleet Aquarius 2-1-0


http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/527774.page 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

Granted. You get busted on producing moonshine and get the chair.

I wish I could play Green Day on guitar.

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in us
Tunneling Trygon





Bradley Beach, NJ

Granted. But you can only play their music from American Idiot on.

I wish my TV were a butler robot T1000

Hive Fleet Aquarius 2-1-0


http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/527774.page 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

That's my favourite album.

Anyway, Granted, but it malfunctions horribly. 2 minutes later you are charged on acts of terrorism.

I wish that I could make it rain.

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in gb
Junior Officer with Laspistol





Desperado Corp.

Granted. Acid rain, with no cover for you. You die as your flesh sloughs away from your bones in the most ironic death ever.

I wish I could do a barrel roll.

Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

Granted. You show your new trick to your friend, and accidentally roll of a cliff.

I wish that all GW models were made out of stale marshmallows.

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
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Bane Thrall





US

granted but now orks are awesome and all other armys are no longer usefull or relevent. all the MARSHMELLOWS

i wish i could think of something creative

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Chaos is begin to grow
don't click this link...
F.A.T.A.L enough said
IJW wrote:Plus, as has been pointed out, it goes BOOM! and is therefore clearly superior anyway.
(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(")_(") to help him gain world domination.

stolen from CrashCanuck
 
   
Made in au
Frenzied Berserker Terminator






granted but its already been thought of.

I wish I had the money to start a new 40k army.

Veteran Sergeant wrote:In the grim darkness of the far future, the guy with a rifle is the weakest man on the battlefield, left to quake in terror, hoping the two or three shots he gets do the job before somebody runs screaming across the battlefield to hit him with an energized stick.


http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/440996.page
 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

Granted. It's Draigowing.

I wish that I had a tank of Pirahnas

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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in gb
Junior Officer with Laspistol





Desperado Corp.

Granted. The Tank wasn;t as fool proof as you thought, resulting in the Pirahna-pocalypse.

I wish I was a bird.

Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

Granted. Enjoy having your head bitten off by my cats!

I wish I could eat large amounts of sugar.

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
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Leader of the Sept






Then you get diabetes.
I wish I was a MLP:FIM Pony

5000pts 6000pts 3000pts
 
   
 
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