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**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted, but now all Necrons are BS 1

**nomsheep**

Since you didn't actually make a wish, hungry piranhas eat your groin.

I wish gw actually had a sane and stable release schedule.

Nom

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted, but now all of their releases explode when they come into contact into human beings.

I wish that I could Flash Animate.

**marmaduke**

granted but all you can do is hentai

I wish i Gw's prices weren't so outragous

**snurl**

Granted. GW management gives up their collective crack habit and re-prices their entire range realistically. Gas and food prices fall as well. Then you wake up.
I wish for better glue.

**nomsheep**

Granted but you accidently stick your fingers together permanently.

I wish meat didn't make me ill.

Nom

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. You are now allergic to water.
I wish mecha were real.

**nomsheep**

Granted but it goes mad and kills you.

I wish I was immortal.

Nom

**liquidjoshi**

Granted, but you're buried alive underground with no limbs.

I wish everyone would stop making wishes.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted, but people voice hopes instead

I wish that fish could eat off my enemy's face

**liquidjoshi**

Granted, he enjoys them eating fish flakes from his cheeks. He emerges completely unharmed, while the fish asphyxiate.

Wish I had a burger.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted, but the burger is made using your own hand.

I would get the "Ralphwich" clip from the simpsons, but I can't find it.

I wish that magical pixies would shoot me in the face with a laser

**Squidmanlolz**

Your face melts like the guy's from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

I wish that my walls were covered in shag carpeting.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted, but now you live inside the digestive tract of a Sperm Whale.

I wish that I could jump out of a 3rd story window and survive.

**liquidjoshi**

Fine. You land inside Squidman's Whale house.

I wish I was Elvis.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted, but after he died.

I wish that I had psychic powers.

**CthuluIsSpy**

Granted, but you are then kidnapped by the WBC who immolate you for witchcraft.

I wish I just got my bloody diploma already and didn't have to do exams.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted, but your diploma is for Clown College.

I wish that ravenous Daemons would set fire to my pinkie.

**Squidmanlolz**

Granted. The fire spreads to your entire body.

I wish I could brew alcohol in my body, like an elephant.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. You get busted on producing moonshine and get the chair.

I wish I could play Green Day on guitar.

**Squidmanlolz**

Granted. But you can only play their music from American Idiot on.

I wish my TV were a butler robot T1000

**BlapBlapBlap**

That's my favourite album.

Anyway, Granted, but it malfunctions horribly. 2 minutes later you are charged on acts of terrorism.

I wish that I could make it rain.

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. Acid rain, with no cover for you. You die as your flesh sloughs away from your bones in the most ironic death ever.

I wish I could do a barrel roll.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. You show your new trick to your friend, and accidentally roll of a cliff.

I wish that all GW models were made out of stale marshmallows.

**marmaduke**

granted but now orks are awesome and all other armys are no longer usefull or relevent.

all the MARSHMELLOWS

i wish i could think of something creative

**JohnnoM**

granted but its already been thought of.

I wish I had the money to start a new 40k army.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. It's Draigowing.

I wish that I had a tank of Pirahnas

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. The Tank wasn;t as fool proof as you thought, resulting in the Pirahna-pocalypse.

I wish I was a bird.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. Enjoy having your head bitten off by my cats!

I wish I could eat large amounts of sugar.

**hotsauceman1**

Then you get diabetes.
I wish I was a MLP:FIM Pony