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[Post New] 2013/08/11 21:23:56
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Angry Blood Angel Assault marine




Minot, ND

Well if someone is complaining about digging a rhino sized hole then they shouldn't get a rhino sized pet. They crap a ton.
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But the strawman holocaust in Notts continues apace.
 
   
[Post New] 2013/08/11 23:12:59
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Imperial Deceit wrote:
Well if someone is complaining about digging a rhino sized hole then they shouldn't get a rhino sized pet. They crap a ton.


Brought my son to a zoo locally that has two rhinos a few years back. They were grazing merrily, and were generally a real sight to behold - powerful, yet fairly docile - a picture of the majesty of nature.

Then it promptly turned around, and took what resembled the Niagra Falls of pisses.

You think they crap a lot, they pee like 10 gallons at a time in about 1.5 seconds. My son laughed his five year old head off.

I was horrified. The physics of it alone were fething mind-screwing.



... back somewhat ontopic. Rhino. Pet. Bad idea. Period.

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 daedalus wrote:

I mean, it's Dakka. I thought snide arguments from emotion were what we did here.


 
   
[Post New] 2013/08/12 00:10:30
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Houston, Texas

Haight wrote:
Imperial Deceit wrote:
Well if someone is complaining about digging a rhino sized hole then they shouldn't get a rhino sized pet. They crap a ton.


Brought my son to a zoo locally that has two rhinos a few years back. They were grazing merrily, and were generally a real sight to behold - powerful, yet fairly docile - a picture of the majesty of nature.

Then it promptly turned around, and took what resembled the Niagra Falls of pisses.

You think they crap a lot, they pee like 10 gallons at a time in about 1.5 seconds. My son laughed his five year old head off.

I was horrified. The physics of it alone were fething mind-screwing.



... back somewhat ontopic. Rhino. Pet. Bad idea. Period.

I think it was they produce 80 pounds of gak daily....
But yeah it is a bad idea, more dangerous than getting a horse when if you want a large animal you should be getting a horse.
It's a lot less dangerous than getting a big cat or a bear due to a rhino's normally calm demeanor though.

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