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Made in ca
Pustulating Plague Priest






Well, we're underneath a sun. Would that be a good enough description of where we are?

Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD!  
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





What is this heresy? A talking walrus-kitten? It's so... ADORABLE... **bends on knee for SkavenLord** How may I serve you?


They/them

 
   
Made in au
Terminator with Assault Cannon






brisbane, australia

*Vomits ripe swarms every where*
Mwoo ha ha! Take this zombies! We have more more wounds than you!

*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* 
   
Made in au
Witch Hunter Undercover in a Cult







Zombies? Zombies?! We are no zombies foul Demon-bug! We are skeletons! We are Legion!
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Die, foul skeleton! Face me at once!


They/them

 
   
Made in au
Witch Hunter Undercover in a Cult







This will be over quickly... *Raises Halberd*
Killing blow... Ready to meet your end, foolish man?
   
Made in se
Glorious Lord of Chaos






Almost literally in the Phantom Zone.

*Additional targets spotted. The Ravener is rapidly multiplying beyond previously known limits. Present AA hostiles remain minimal. The swarm is engaging a horde of unidentified Undead.

Alert. High value target detected. Designation: Loyalist Astartes. Chapter not recognised. Entering visual range, standby.

Imagine that you’re sitting down to dinner with your family, and while everyone else gets a serving of the meal, you don’t get any. So you say “I should get my fair share.” And as a direct response to this, your dad corrects you, saying, “everyone should get their fair share.” Now, that’s a wonderful sentiment — indeed, everyone should, and that was kinda your point in the first place: that you should be a part of everyone, and you should get your fair share also. However, dad’s smart-!@# comment just dismissed you and didn’t solve the problem that you still haven’t gotten any!

The problem is that the statement “I should get my fair share” had an implicit “too” at the end: “I should get my fair share, too, just like everyone else.” But your dad’s response treated your statement as though you meant “only I should get my fair share”, which clearly was not your intention. As a result, his statement that “everyone should get their fair share,” while true, only served to ignore the problem you were trying to point out.

That is why we need feminism, and why I am not simply egalitarian. 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





My end? Oh, you are mistaken, wretched scum, for I am Sergeant Smudgius of the Death Angels Chapter, and your pathetic vassals are no match for an Astartes!
**raises axe and shield**


They/them

 
   
Made in au
Terminator with Assault Cannon






brisbane, australia

*bites random skelaton in half*
BLAH! YOU TASTE LIKE BROKHALI!!
*uses talons to scrape own Tongue, trying to get the taste off.*

*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

*Bob's hand juts out of the sand and flails around*

After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! 
   
Made in au
Terminator with Assault Cannon






brisbane, australia

DESERT ZOMBIE!
* bites Bob's hand, not realising he is alive*
*hears bob scream*
BOB!
* pulls bob from the sand*
still got that cat?
Yes?
Good, everyone knows skeletons are vulnerable to cats.
ACHOO!
So am I.
Ok, LETS KILL SOME SKELETONS!

*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* 
   
Made in ca
Pustulating Plague Priest






CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGE! *realizes it doesn't have any back legs*
Erm... You guys go ahead. I'll catch up.

Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD!  
   
Made in au
Witch Hunter Undercover in a Cult







You fools! Cat-walruses are weak in the desert! Weak in the sands! Ha ha ha!

Legions, forward! This inconceivably large room will be ours!
   
Made in ca
Pustulating Plague Priest






Curses! Sand! My greatest weakness! Ooh! A tank!
*Sees a tank with a plasma cannon and hops on*
Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my tail!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/01/26 00:11:03


Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD!  
   
Made in au
Witch Hunter Undercover in a Cult







Curses! Wait...

Priest, incant a curse on that cat-walrus before it gets here, otherwise we a re surely doomed!
   
Made in au
Terminator with Assault Cannon






brisbane, australia

*bursts out of ground and eats priest.*
NO ONE HURTS THE CAT!
He smells like rainbows...

*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut







Primary weapon reporting overheat - coolant venting in progress. *sprays out superheated coolant from vents surrounding the plasma blastgun's muzzle."

Incoming hostile air support. Xenos lifeform detected - threat level aptus non. Recommend: Disengage. Additional: Evade.

Awaiting input.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/01/26 04:25:08


 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Unit1126PLL! Take out that renegade Thunderhawk! If you can't I'll throw the cat-walrus at it! Everyone knows that cat-walruses can claw open Thunderhawks like paper!


They/them

 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut







 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
Unit1126PLL! Take out that renegade Thunderhawk! If you can't I'll throw the cat-walrus at it! Everyone knows that cat-walruses can claw open Thunderhawks like paper!


Insufficient elevation on primary weapon system. Traverse speeds for secondary weapons inadequate. Recommend: reassess order. Additional: This unit is not optimized for ground-to-air engagement.
   
Made in au
Terminator with Assault Cannon






brisbane, australia

well, um, shoot ME out of the turret, ill use my serpent body to turn in the air.

*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut







 the shrouded lord wrote:
well, um, shoot ME out of the turret, ill use my serpent body to turn in the air.


I will comply. Advisory: Your likelyhood of survival is low. Advisory: The likelyhood that you will hit the target is low.

*depresses plasma blastgun barrel towards The Shrouded Lord*
   
Made in au
Witch Hunter Undercover in a Cult







You are a fool for eating the priest! We are undead! Even now he can attack you from within!

*Priest casts a hex on the shrouded lord*

See? Even now he fights for his freedom!

We shall cease our attack if you agree not to invade our pyramids, then this unimaginably large room can be at some sort of peace at last...
   
Made in au
Terminator with Assault Cannon






brisbane, australia

if I die my conscience will just go into one of my ripper/raveners.

*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* 
   
Made in se
Glorious Lord of Chaos






Almost literally in the Phantom Zone.

*Heat signatures from Stormblade decreasing. Maintaining position above Baneblade chassis firing vectors. Engaging hover mode. Note: Undead hordes seem prepared to assault the Stormblade. Standing by.*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/01/26 18:03:52


Imagine that you’re sitting down to dinner with your family, and while everyone else gets a serving of the meal, you don’t get any. So you say “I should get my fair share.” And as a direct response to this, your dad corrects you, saying, “everyone should get their fair share.” Now, that’s a wonderful sentiment — indeed, everyone should, and that was kinda your point in the first place: that you should be a part of everyone, and you should get your fair share also. However, dad’s smart-!@# comment just dismissed you and didn’t solve the problem that you still haven’t gotten any!

The problem is that the statement “I should get my fair share” had an implicit “too” at the end: “I should get my fair share, too, just like everyone else.” But your dad’s response treated your statement as though you meant “only I should get my fair share”, which clearly was not your intention. As a result, his statement that “everyone should get their fair share,” while true, only served to ignore the problem you were trying to point out.

That is why we need feminism, and why I am not simply egalitarian. 
   
Made in au
Terminator with Assault Cannon






brisbane, australia

AHHHHH!
*flys through the sky, smoke trailing behind*
*VWWAAA-DIINNNGG*
*hits side of thunderhawk*
om nom nom.
*starts chewing way into thunderhawk*

*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* 
   
Made in ca
Pustulating Plague Priest






Unit 1126PL! Think you can fire me like a cannonball into that Thunderhawk there too?

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2014/01/26 19:16:56


Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD!  
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut







 SkavenLord wrote:
Unit 1126PL! Think you can fire me like a cannonball into that Thunderhawk there too?


Negative. Thunderhawk has begun hovering directly above this unit. Weapon elevation insufficient. Recommend: Retire from front-line with all due haste away from the Thunderhawk. Additional: Engagement capabilities remain against ground targets.
   
Made in ca
Pustulating Plague Priest






*Looks up in fear*
Sounds good to me! Let's get out of here!
You don't suppose you could back up while firing your turret at the enemy right?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/01/26 20:29:08


Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD!  
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut







 SkavenLord wrote:
*Looks up in fear*
Sounds good to me! Let's get out of here!
You don't suppose you could back up while firing your turret at the enemy right?


Affirmative. *begins to back up away from hordes of undead and out from under thunderhawk, firing.*
   
Made in se
Glorious Lord of Chaos






Almost literally in the Phantom Zone.

*Full alert. Boarder detected. A Tyranid life-form is penetrating the hull. Bio-acid biomorph likely present. Damage to Thunderhawk functionality remains minimal. Acquiring target... Target acquired. Heavy Bolter auto-turrets activating.*

Imagine that you’re sitting down to dinner with your family, and while everyone else gets a serving of the meal, you don’t get any. So you say “I should get my fair share.” And as a direct response to this, your dad corrects you, saying, “everyone should get their fair share.” Now, that’s a wonderful sentiment — indeed, everyone should, and that was kinda your point in the first place: that you should be a part of everyone, and you should get your fair share also. However, dad’s smart-!@# comment just dismissed you and didn’t solve the problem that you still haven’t gotten any!

The problem is that the statement “I should get my fair share” had an implicit “too” at the end: “I should get my fair share, too, just like everyone else.” But your dad’s response treated your statement as though you meant “only I should get my fair share”, which clearly was not your intention. As a result, his statement that “everyone should get their fair share,” while true, only served to ignore the problem you were trying to point out.

That is why we need feminism, and why I am not simply egalitarian. 
   
 
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