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 Happyjew wrote:
I tried to make a picture for the following, but failed.

Two Orks standing in front of a Warboss behind a desk.

Warboss: "Correct, there is no obligation. Unless, of course, Waagh! were declared."
[Orks start screaming Waagh!]
Ork A: "What's that?"
Warboss: "Waagh! were declared."

That Dreadnought surfing Gif
Brilliant.

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/File:1271198871887.jpg

(1d4chan does not appreciate hotlinking their photos apparently)

 ClockworkZion wrote:
Spoilered because of the size/number of images for this one.

Spoiler:

FOOD FOR THE FOOD GOD!! KHORNE FLAKES!!!

http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2009/12/9/68706_md-Humor,%20Space%20Wolves.jpg

DO NOT SWEAR. This counts pictures. There is far too much editing I now have to do deleting some of your pictures. Next person to swear via a picture in this thread, in flagrant violation of the rules, cops a warning. Use your damn heads.

 motyak wrote:
DO NOT SWEAR. This counts pictures. There is far too much editing I now have to do deleting some of your pictures. Next person to swear via a picture in this thread, in flagrant violation of the rules, cops a warning. Use your damn heads.

'Damn' is also a swear word, albeit an old one.

My mother always tried to convice me that, but I don't see how Damn is offensive to anyone other than those who want to be easily offended.

/dam/
verb
past participle: damned
1. (in Christian belief) be condemned by God to suffer eternal punishment in hell.
"be forever damned with Lucifer"
• be doomed to misfortune or failure.
verb: damn; 3rd person present: damns; past tense: damned; gerund or present participle: damning
"the enterprise was damned"
2.condemn, especially by the public expression of disapproval.
"intellectuals whom he damns as rigid doctrinaire idealists"
synonyms:
condemn, censure, criticize, attack, denounce, revile; More
find fault with, deprecate, disparage;
informalslam, lay into, blast
"we are not going to damn the new product before we try it"
antonyms:
acclaim, praise
•curse (someone or something).
"she cleared her throat, damning it for its huskiness"
synonyms:
Curse, put the evil eye on, anathematize, hex, jinx
"they were all damning him"
antonyms:
bless
exclamation
informal
exclamation: damn
1.expressing anger, surprise, or frustration.
"Damn! I completely forgot!"
synonyms:
darn, damn it, dammit, drat, shoot, blast, doggone (it), goddammit, hell, rats
"Damn! I forgot the keys"
adjective
informal
adjective: damn
1.used for emphasis, especially to express anger or frustration.
"turn that damn thing off!"

 adamsouza wrote:
My mother always tried to convice me that, but I don't see how Damn is offensive to anyone other than those who want to be easily offended.

/dam/
verb
past participle: damned
1. (in Christian belief) be condemned by God to suffer eternal punishment in hell.
"be forever damned with Lucifer"
• be doomed to misfortune or failure.
verb: damn; 3rd person present: damns; past tense: damned; gerund or present participle: damning
"the enterprise was damned"
2.condemn, especially by the public expression of disapproval.
"intellectuals whom he damns as rigid doctrinaire idealists"
synonyms:
condemn, censure, criticize, attack, denounce, revile; More
find fault with, deprecate, disparage;
informalslam, lay into, blast
"we are not going to damn the new product before we try it"
antonyms:
acclaim, praise
•curse (someone or something).
"she cleared her throat, damning it for its huskiness"
synonyms:
Curse, put the evil eye on, anathematize, hex, jinx
"they were all damning him"
antonyms:
bless
exclamation
informal
exclamation: damn
1.expressing anger, surprise, or frustration.
"Damn! I completely forgot!"
synonyms:
darn, damn it, dammit, drat, shoot, blast, doggone (it), goddammit, hell, rats
"Damn! I forgot the keys"
adjective
informal
adjective: damn
1.used for emphasis, especially to express anger or frustration.
"turn that damn thing off!"

So damning something (usually to hell) isn't a curse? Huh.

 ClockworkZion wrote:
So damning something (usually to hell) isn't a curse? Huh.

'Damn' is also a swear word, albeit an old one.

Swears are offensive language
Curses are magic.

Seeing what words people get worked up over is always hilarious to me. Anyone got a link to where I can enjoy all these funny pictures at once?

 Slaanesh-Devotee wrote:
Seeing what words people get worked up over is always hilarious to me. Anyone got a link to where I can enjoy all these funny pictures at once?

Google Images "40k Memes".

 adamsouza wrote:

 kingbobbito wrote:

The downside of that argument is that you could use it for any profanity.... F*** you is synonymous with D*** you.

No. No it isn't.

According to Merriam-Webster it is

Oh, and about dago, I do always find it hilarious (as I am a filthy dago). I mean, even the crappy wine my relatives make is "dago red", it's what "Italians are meant to drink".

is mayonnaise a swear word?


Also to stay on track

Oberron wrote:
is mayonnaise a swear word?


Also to stay on track

Well, if you've seen Undercover Brother, it's a swear word to African Americans

This one is hilarious:

Can we get away with "By the Throne" or "For Throne's sake"?

And speaking as someone who does some modding elsewhere, it's not uncommon to end up causing a derailing. Speaking of trains:



Choo-chooo.

Anyways, let's try and get this thread back on track.







































Something, something train pun.

Big thanks to the posters. Just the thing to get at least some smile out of me in the morning.

Roetroc wrote:

Spoiler:

I have been punched more than once for making that pun... Good to know I'm not the only one!

 ClockworkZion wrote:

It has. It's called the Cyclonic Torpedo.

The Philosoraptor one
brilliant.

I don't think I have seen these yet...









My favorite:

2Ayy4Lmao

great stuff - many a laugh.

Lord Mephiston, for the win

Keeping the train going....

















and the best one so far today



Also, while not strictly 40k related... I just think it'd be an awesome imperial guard recruitment poster with some work...

This one is a pretty huge picture so I'll spoiler it. It's about the only thing I have yet encountered that has made an Eldar be a sympathetic character for me.