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Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

I add in some raktajino (basically Klingon coffee).

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 25 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Outer Space, Apparently

I add some Irn Bru

G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark

Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint! 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Down the hatch*

who wants to drink it...

*grows a beard just from holding it too close*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

I'll have a bit.

*grows majestic beard

See what you mean.

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Outer Space, Apparently

It's either between the Scotsman's Scotch or Gandalf XXX. I'll let you lot decide that one

The next round is going to be called the Morbid Mocktail! In this one, the recipe for the new drink must include at least 2 drinks we've made already, along with whatever extra ingredients you come up with. Make it nice, make it deadly, or a bit of both - just keep in mind you have to go back and look at previous drinks included if you end up as the poor (or lucky) sod who gets to down this probably bitter brew!

I'll start by adding the Chromosome 17 Concoction - not exactly a mocktail now is it?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/17 21:42:19


G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark

Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint! 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

I add some over 9000 valve breaker for extra kick

No weak drink this!

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

I add some biceps.

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

I add a drop of the blood of chuck Norris.

Powerful ingredients. Onmy a drop. Its been known to trigger excessive baddaseey, manlyness and awesomeness.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/19 21:28:08


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

I throw in Angron and Angrath's offspring.

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Outer Space, Apparently

My god this is one manly mix. Might as well toss in some Australium while we're at it

G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark

Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint! 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

Drink 'er down!

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 25 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*takes glass and grows a beard instantly of steel, and a body of a god, ok so I've gained a third arm as wide as my chest and Epicly muscled!.... Blood for... Ok... Skulls for the sku....
Feel da power of khro.....

Ok that was odd.
*suddenly becomes so manly I manage to turn every drink into whiskey and attract 1000 super models, whilst saving the wold, kicking hitler so hard in balls he ended up in middle ages and flying a jumbo jet upside down through a subway tunnel all whilst stroking my beard*

And I'm gonna go run to the bathroom! And break the entire towns plumbing.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/20 22:44:55


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

Wow. I'm gonna have to call that the Pick Up Chicks Potion.

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

Lets make another guys!

I start with a quart of 10W30 motor oil.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 25 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in au
Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot





Australia

Let's chuck in some Gandalf XXX!

To whoever has to drink this:
You're a wizard!

hi 
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Outer Space, Apparently

I'll chuck in some Nirnroot for good and mysterious measure

G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark

Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint! 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

i add a a unicorn horn and blend till i get a drink again


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

I throw in jhe90 while he wasn't looking.

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

My last words

Down the hatch you fools!
To mordor. The magical teleporter is located..... ......

I drop in a slice of chockate coated Uranium before being blended

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/24 19:03:20


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Outer Space, Apparently

Well, looks like we lost one of our best players in the blender

Guess I'll drink what's left then?

*sips very carefully*

Wow! Just one glug and I feel like a Sorcerer with unlimited energy. Also feeling about 9000 posts heavier, with all the street cred Good stuff!

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/08/24 20:23:42


G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark

Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint! 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

I name it the castellans last gulp

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

Hey, you're back! No hard feelings right? Only wanted to spice up the flavour y'know?

I'll put in some Ichor Blood.

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Outer Space, Apparently

Technically you can't tell someone to drink and name the drink, but I'll let it slide considering you pieced yourself back together - good job man!

I'll add some Bolter Shell Primer

G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark

Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint! 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

I add a small lump of green putty I found in my armpit one midsummer morning.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 25 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Ok, sorry about that.

I add This dark eldar potion cannot be too harmful...
Or deadly.? Forgot which one....

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot





Australia

Can't go wrong with ogre sweat right? Lets chuck some of that in...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/25 10:06:43


hi 
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

I put in a single hair from the head of Gabe Newell.

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Smells nastly... Maybe 10 litres of liquified bacon will help...

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot





Australia

I add some DAKKA!

hi 
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Outer Space, Apparently

Well Dakka is sure gonna be an interesting flavour

I add some decade aged Fungus Ale, swiped from a Kill Krooza's Kaptin when he wasn't looking

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/26 18:40:25


G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark

Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint! 
   
 
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