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2017/07/25 01:12:25
Subject: Re:Add ing to a film title, explain the new plot.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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Escaping from New York: A man is trying to go on vacation away from his home in the Big Apple, but it seems like no matter what he does something prevents him from leaving.
Wondering Woman: A beautiful woman wakes up with no idea who she is or where she is from. And she is constantly speculating about the answers to those questions.
Homing Alone: A pigeon finds himself separated from his flock and has to go through all kinds of adventures to find them again.
The Breakfast Clubbing: Horror film about a psycho-killer who murders teenagers with a blunt instrument, and always before 10AM.
Battling Los Angeles: Gritty movie about the police trying to fight gang violence in LA.
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2017/07/29 22:21:54
Subject: Add ing to a film title, explain the new plot.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Dunkirking: Two happy-go-lucky deserters party with their mates on a French beach. Fireworks aplenty.
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2017/07/30 07:04:34
Subject: Add ing to a film title, explain the new plot.
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Assassin with Black Lotus Poison
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Pulping Fiction: An in depth examination of the paper recycling business.
The Dark Knighting: In which Jimmy Saville receives his knighthood.
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
The Fellowship of the Ringing: An emotional examination of the lives of a group of bell ringers.
The Two Towering: Sequel which focuses on the two tallest members of the group.
Returning of the King: In which the Chudleigh Bell Ringing Association set out to return a lost bell to its rightful owner.
Backing To The Future: The history of reverse gear.
Fighting Club: Young men fight each other in an underground club but the film is now slightly longer due to the extra syllable.
Heating: A group of out of work plumbers, gas-fitters and electricians decide to rob a bank using their particular set of skills.
Schindler's Listing: Schindler gets less response to his ad in the local paper than he expects and so sets out to find an alternative way to hire workers.
Resevoir Dogging: 6 men, under the recommendations of an older man and his son, set out for a car park by the lake.
The Staring Wars Trilogy
A New Hope: A young man, at the urging of his fathers old friend, takes his first steps into the world of competitive staring.
The Empire Strikes Back: After his shocking world title win, Luke finds himself under immense scrutiny by the World Staring Association and, in order to escape media attention and prepare for his title defence, flees to a swamp to search for staring legend Jeff Yoda.
Return of the Jedi: The climactic final instalment in which Luke gets a rematch against Darth Vader and the mystery surrounding the legendary Yuri Jedi's disappearance is finally solved.
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The Laws of Thermodynamics:
1) You cannot win. 2) You cannot break even. 3) You cannot stop playing the game.
Colonel Flagg wrote:You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me.
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2017/07/30 11:37:19
Subject: Re:Add ing to a film title, explain the new plot.
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Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade
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Star Wars The Lasting Jedi, Luke reveals some secrets of the force to help our heroes with their relationships 
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Sgt. Vanden I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.
Sgt. Vanden Irish is the definition of a Dutch oven
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2017/07/30 11:41:17
Subject: Add ing to a film title, explain the new plot.
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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The Shininging. A power failure at an old hotel leads to scary situations as the flashlight batteries run out.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2017/07/31 18:23:49
Subject: Add ing to a film title, explain the new plot.
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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The Hidden Fortressing - Clan Politics run amok as noone notices the lord of Clan Akizuki building Sand Castles in the background.
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2017/08/01 13:29:52
Subject: Add ing to a film title, explain the new plot.
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Beauty and the Beasting. A disturbing porn romp.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/08/12 22:53:53
Subject: Add ing to a film title, explain the new plot.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Harry Pottering: A drinking game
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2017/08/12 23:43:21
Subject: Add ing to a film title, explain the new plot.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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The fasting, and the furious.
One man's quest to make it home before sunrise to eat. Blocked by his arch tibial and caught up in a plot to spoiler game of thrones before its realeased
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/08/14 17:56:16
Subject: Re:Add ing to a film title, explain the new plot.
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Panning Labyrinth
It's just two hours of Shia LaBeouf complaining about Labyrinth's failed political agenda while watching the film.
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2017/08/16 13:11:52
Subject: Add ing to a film title, explain the new plot.
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Bedknobs and Broomsticking: Another disturbing porn flick.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/08/16 15:01:27
Subject: Add ing to a film title, explain the new plot.
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Assassin with Black Lotus Poison
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Bedkingnobs and Broomsticks
In which a team of furniture salesmen with an overinflated egos find themselves on janitor duty.
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The Laws of Thermodynamics:
1) You cannot win. 2) You cannot break even. 3) You cannot stop playing the game.
Colonel Flagg wrote:You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me.
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2017/09/21 00:43:10
Subject: Re:Add ing to a film title, explain the new plot.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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'Full Shiny Metal Jacket'
A unit of American soldiers field test new blingy, mirrored body armor in Viet Nam.
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2017/09/21 01:49:05
Subject: Add ing to a film title, explain the new plot.
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Krazy Grot Kutta Driva
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The Shawshanking Redemption.
Shaw was a bad man and bad things happened to him in prison.
Edging of Tomorrow.
One man vainly tries to enjoy his Saturday, knowing that tomorrow is yard work.
Kingsman: The Secret Servicing.
King of England struggles with his forbidden lusts.
Ving for Vengeance.
Ving Rhames is pissed.
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2017/09/21 12:36:14
Subject: Add ing to a film title, explain the new plot.
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Flashing Gordon
Nevermind.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/10/18 11:38:18
Subject: Re:Add ing to a film title, explain the new plot.
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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Die Harding - The leggy lovely from Girls Aloud is victimised by a serial killer because reasons.
Dying Hard - East End Tasty Geezer arranges for an unending queue of people to visit his deathbed, so he can threaten and assault someone with his dying breath.
Screaming - French art house flick. Filmed in black and white, six and third hours of someone shrieking into the camera. Winner of the Palm D'or Most Deliberately Pretentious Drivel 2017, 2018, 2019 and 2020.
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2017/10/19 03:51:32
Subject: Re:Add ing to a film title, explain the new plot.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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"Freaky Friday the 13th"
Jamie Lee Curtis and Michael Myers switch bodies.
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2017/10/19 04:07:03
Subject: Add ing to a film title, explain the new plot.
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Stalwart Tribune
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Wondering woman: the philosophical journey of a young greek girl trying to find out about the world beyond her.
EDIT: feth
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2017/10/19 09:04:53
Subject: Re:Add ing to a film title, explain the new plot.
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Executing Exarch
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Rocky Horror Picture Showing
Modern day Tim Curry selfies himself in his Frank'n'Furter outfit and 'leaks' it into the web
Harveying
Rose McGowan tries to warn Hollywood about a bad man, nobody believes her
Stardusting
Claire Danes works as a cleaner at a celeb wax museum
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"AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED." |
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2017/10/19 09:26:59
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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Locking, Stocking and Two Smoking Barrels - John Barrel and James Barrel aren't just cops. They're brothers. That smoke 80 a day each. John has a fetish for security mechanisms, and James is a secret transvestite. And there's some kind of crime that needs investigating.
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2017/10/19 09:40:12
Subject: Add ing to a film title, explain the new plot.
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Dipping With Wood Stain
Sheep Loveland
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Jurassic Parking: Hilarious slapstick set in the time of dinosaurs when a T-Rex tries to negotiate a truck in a packed multi story car park with his tiny hands!
Layering Cake: Guy Ritchie's gangster epic about two low level soldiers trying to bake the perfect cake for their boss, but others want in too, leading to much swearing and violence as they stand their ground.
The Ironing Giant: Family cartoon about a giant who just loves to press clothes, and all the shenanigans that entails.
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40k:  Thousand Sons  World Eaters
30k:  Imperial Fists 405th Company |
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2017/10/19 10:00:31
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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The Rocking - Nic Cage and Sean Connory form a rock band. On Alcatraz. And have 37 seconds to record a hit single before, I dunno, a nuke filled with ebola goes off up an orphan's backside.
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2017/10/20 04:35:33
Subject: Add ing to a film title, explain the new plot.
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Hacksawing Ridge - When gangrene runs rampant in the Army during World War 2, one man with a hacksaw will change medicine forever.
American History Xing - Edward Norton stars in this classic about a man who reminisces about his time playing around train crossings with his ill-fated friends.
Birdmanning: After his failed football career comes to an end, Peyton Manning tries to realize his life long dream of becoming an eagle.
This is the Ending - a collaboration of cinema's best and worst movie endings. Aaand, that's about it...
The Social Networking - you've seen the riveting story of Facebook's founder. Now, witness the story of its interns: overworked, underpaid, and their never-ending struggle to keep the servers running.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
 H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2017/10/20 14:56:01
Subject: Re:Add ing to a film title, explain the new plot.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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'The King's Slurred Speech" - Britain's KIng George VI attempts to give a wartime speech to the country after an all-nighter of Tequila shots and Slippery Nipples.
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2017/10/26 02:24:26
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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Kiki's Delivery Servicing - A young witch deals with the cleaning and repairing of delivery uniforms
Castling In the Sky - The story of two young children who learn to master the finer arts of chess, while flying around in a zeppelin.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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2018/02/19 17:58:58
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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Fasting and Furious - Vin Diesel stops eating for a few days & gets real hangry.
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2018/02/19 18:45:02
Subject: Add ing to a film title, explain the new plot.
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Implacable Skitarii
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Snaking on a Plane - Samuel L Jackson wiggling around on the floor of a plane while the attendants ask him to stop.
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2018/03/04 22:37:48
Subject: Add ing to a film title, explain the new plot.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Shreking - A tale of ogres leaving a forum rekt
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~15000 Astra Militarum: 
~1200 | Adeptus Custodes: 
~1900 | Imperial Knights: 
~2000 | Sisters of Battle: 
~3500 | Leagues of Votann: 
~1200 | Tyranids: 
~2600 | Stormcast Eternals: 
