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2020/09/09 07:10:56
Subject: Re:Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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Mighty Vampire Count
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SamusDrake wrote:I suppose a Farseer or Warlock who just wanted to chill out, watch a Harlequin play or even just meditate...I dunno, have a stroll around a craftworld, maybe look at the stars.
Not so sure about food though, because I reckon they would be proper vegans, and I just won't do that.
Nooooooooo I wont do THAT! 
I think that they mention meat in the Eldar Path novels and elves hunt animals for food so not in Warhammer 
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2020/09/09 07:21:37
Subject: Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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 posermcbogus wrote: Matt Swain wrote:No one's said Yvraine yet? Oh well, Guilleman probably left her impossible for any other man to ever satisfy anyway... 
I think if anyone in the warhammer universe is garuanteed to have a micropeen, it's Guilliman.
Oh come on! I can think of two candidates for a teeny weenie more likely that good old Reroll.
Angron. Seriously, why do you think he was really that mad all the time?
Abaddon. When a guy has to carry a sword that big, he's compensating. (And yes I know Reroll carries a giant sword too but that was the emperor's. Obviously the emperor was a ruler that didn't have 12"...)
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2020/09/09 07:51:43
Subject: Re:Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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Fixture of Dakka
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 Mr Morden wrote:SamusDrake wrote:I suppose a Farseer or Warlock who just wanted to chill out, watch a Harlequin play or even just meditate...I dunno, have a stroll around a craftworld, maybe look at the stars.
Not so sure about food though, because I reckon they would be proper vegans, and I just won't do that.
Nooooooooo I wont do THAT!
I think that they mention meat in the Eldar Path novels and elves hunt animals for food so not in Warhammer
Well in that case, if they do a burger and a soda then I'm all theirs!
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Casual gaming, mostly solo-coop these days.
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2020/09/09 07:53:06
Subject: Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Edlar don't eat, they're sustained wholly by their sense of superiority.
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2020/09/09 08:15:13
Subject: Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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Matt Swain wrote: posermcbogus wrote: Matt Swain wrote:No one's said Yvraine yet? Oh well, Guilleman probably left her impossible for any other man to ever satisfy anyway...
I think if anyone in the warhammer universe is garuanteed to have a micropeen, it's Guilliman.
Oh come on! I can think of two candidates for a teeny weenie more likely that good old Reroll.
Angron. Seriously, why do you think he was really that mad all the time?
Abaddon. When a guy has to carry a sword that big, he's compensating. (And yes I know Reroll carries a giant sword too but that was the emperor's. Obviously the emperor was a ruler that didn't have 12"...)
Nope, i don't think you can assume that angron got issues in that department.
the poor fether got in essence crippled by an unwanted transplantation of nails to the brain, and also trolled by the one person who could've helped him and his peers out at the time, for naught.
allbeit, yeah, abbadadadadadbabababon certainly is compensaiting.
or maybee he is just a closet linkin loyalist.
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GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
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2020/09/09 10:40:39
Subject: Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Not Online!!! wrote: Matt Swain wrote: posermcbogus wrote: Matt Swain wrote:No one's said Yvraine yet? Oh well, Guilleman probably left her impossible for any other man to ever satisfy anyway...
I think if anyone in the warhammer universe is garuanteed to have a micropeen, it's Guilliman.
Oh come on! I can think of two candidates for a teeny weenie more likely that good old Reroll.
Angron. Seriously, why do you think he was really that mad all the time?
Abaddon. When a guy has to carry a sword that big, he's compensating. (And yes I know Reroll carries a giant sword too but that was the emperor's. Obviously the emperor was a ruler that didn't have 12"...)
Nope, i don't think you can assume that angron got issues in that department.
the poor fether got in essence crippled by an unwanted transplantation of nails to the brain, and also trolled by the one person who could've helped him and his peers out at the time, for naught.
allbeit, yeah, abbadadadadadbabababon certainly is compensaiting.
or maybee he is just a closet linkin loyalist.
No, angron made up the butcher nail story to hide the fact he was made at the emp for making him with a tiny weewee.
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2020/09/09 10:57:50
Subject: Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
Watch Fortress Excalibris
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I think I'd avoid anything with a cloaca, personally. Also, you'll need a pair of hemipenes. With hooks. Otherwise she's unlikely to find you... compatible.
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A little bit of righteous anger now and then is good, actually. Don't trust a person who never gets angry. |
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2020/09/11 14:53:22
Subject: Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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Battlefield Tourist
MN (Currently in WY)
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