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Versteckt in den Schatten deines Geistes.

Politician's daughter asks former general to deliver blueprints to her colleagues.

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 H.B.M.C. wrote:
Politician's daughter asks former general to deliver blueprints to her colleagues.


It’s either Star Wars or something ever so esoteric

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Les Etats Unis

 H.B.M.C. wrote:
Politician's daughter asks former general to deliver blueprints to her colleagues.


Farmhand gets into altercation with local authorities over stolen property.

Dudeface wrote:
 Eldarain wrote:
Is there another game where players consistently blame each other for the failings of the creator?

If you want to get existential, life for some.
 
   
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Kids go to a theme park, then have great difficulty in getting home afterwards.

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Japan

Once a cop, always a cop.

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 Flinty wrote:
Kids go to a theme park, then have great difficulty in getting home afterwards.


Spoiler:
"look its a Dungeons and Dragons ride"...that 80s D&D cartoon"

"AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED." 
   
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 Turnip Jedi wrote:
 Flinty wrote:
Kids go to a theme park, then have great difficulty in getting home afterwards.


Spoiler:
"look its a Dungeons and Dragons ride"...that 80s D&D cartoon"


Wheeeeeee ding ding ding

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 Duskweaver wrote:
A British man's American friend's wedding goes very badly, resulting in a serious fish-related incident. In attempting to put things right, the British man loses his professional certification.

I'm disappointed nobody has even tried to answer this one. Clue: it's from the late 1980s.

Here's another, from a few years earlier:

A former police officer reluctantly helps a group of squatters to move home from an old industrial site to some new beachfront property they have seen on a postcard. They are chased by a very large man who likes the popular music of 1950s America.

A little bit of righteous anger now and then is good, actually. Don't trust a person who never gets angry. 
   
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SoCal

Sounds like a Timothy Dalton film.

The second one…no clue.

   
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Second one has to be
Spoiler:
Mad Max 2


and is the first one
Spoiler:
a Fish called wanda
?

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Leicester

 Flinty wrote:
Second one has to be
Spoiler:
Mad Max 2


and is the first one
Spoiler:
a Fish called wanda
?


Spoiler:
No, Licence to Kill

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 Zed wrote:
*All statements reflect my opinion at this moment. if some sort of pretty new model gets released (or if I change my mind at random) I reserve the right to jump on any bandwagon at will.
 
   
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That makes more sense

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Michigan

 BobtheInquisitor wrote:
Flipsiders, yes to both.


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 krijthebold wrote:


For mine:

A not too bright young man is forced into increasingly difficult situations out of a sense of politeness and decorum.


Pretty sure you’re just describing real life here.


Oh no now I'm sad.

And also that's not it, even though it is. But it's a book
   
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Watch Fortress Excalibris

Flinty wrote:Second one has to be
Spoiler:
Mad Max 2

Correct...

Jadenim wrote:
Spoiler:
No, Licence to Kill

...and correct.

A little bit of righteous anger now and then is good, actually. Don't trust a person who never gets angry. 
   
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Japan

 krijthebold wrote:
 Olthannon wrote:

A tired sarcastic man has to solve a crime in his city and learns to play a boardgame for the first time in his life.


Spoiler:
Thud?


For mine:

A not too bright young man is forced into increasingly difficult situations out of a sense of politeness and decorum.


Forrest Gump?

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Versteckt in den Schatten deines Geistes.

Furore over the taxation of trade routes leads to a change of government.

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UK

A man inherits the spoils from his uncle's brief but successful career as a thief. Part of this inheritance causes him (and many others) quite a lot of trouble before he finally gets rid of it. Later, he writes a book about it.

 
   
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Of prequels and Rings! A combined treatise on making oodles of cash out of multi-part film epics.

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Filmmakers attempt to make the single most one-sided naval battle in history more dramatic.

Junior government employee attempts to foil a coup each book. Told through the eyes of his sarcastic and grotesquely underpaid PA.

An elderly investigator and his capable assistant wander randomly around China investigating a children's rhyme.

Balanced Game: Noun. A game in which all options and choices are worth using.
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Man uses anti-virus software on his computer, while thinking about philosophy.

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West Yorkshire, England

 Elemental wrote:
After reuniting with the son he never knew he had, a put-upon man gains the courage to stand up to his bullying boss.

A young girl stuck at home due to illness finds a way to express herself by becoming an amateur filmmaker.

Two men sit down together and talk about calligraphy.

A civil servant needs to get a plant identified.


 BobtheInquisitor wrote:
I get the first two, but the second… no idea.


Spoiler:
Return of the Jedi

The Ring

Hero

Wall-E

"The 75mm gun is firing. The 37mm gun is firing, but is traversed round the wrong way. The Browning is jammed. I am saying "Driver, advance." and the driver, who can't hear me, is reversing. And as I look over the top of the turret and see twelve enemy tanks fifty yards away, someone hands me a cheese sandwich." 
   
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SoCal

Thank you. I haven’t seen that third movie yet. The fourth…I don’t think he is a civil servant? Aren’t all the characters by and large from the private sector?

   
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Michigan

 JoshInJapan wrote:

Forrest Gump?


Nah, that's actually one of my least favorite movies.

Spoiler:
It was Code of the Woosters, though really any Wodehouse book probably would have fit.


   
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USA

I'm surprised no one has used the classic;

Young man leaves desert home to join terrorist organization.

Some others I've seen/thought of;
-Young man leaves home to return stolen jewelry.
-Stalhome Syndrome works.
-Kids come out of the closet.
-Paranoid billionaire is afraid of immigrants.
-Smartass janitor teaches highschool students to believe in their dreams.

Spoiler:
-Lord of the Rings
-Beauty and the Beast
-Chronicles of Narnia
-Batman v Superman
-Nightmare on Elm Street

   
 
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