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As a talented dream-interpreter you may use your mystical insight to tell the above poster the "true" meaning of their recent dream, then share one of your own.
Your dream can be real, or one you'd just like insight into - it's not like anyone can tell.



For example, if you were to post, "Last night I dreamt that I was an angry Dalek, roaming through the centre of London, cutting down all in my path. The army arrived and offered me some ice cream and an oil-change, just as I woke up."

I would suggest, "It's time for you to switch jobs to a more relaxing job, with less irritating co-workers."


"Last night I dreamt..."

I parked my trusty van in a multi-story car park, but when I returned to it to retrieve my work-jacket, it had been painted purple and was full of golden tinsel. When I climbed inside to try and throw out some tinsel, a thief hijacked the van and dove away with me in the back.

Last night I dreamt that dreamers often lie!

Kaptin, there are two parts to each post, fella.

OK let's try again.

Its time for you to put a security system in the van.

Last night I dreamt that dreamers often lie!

Maybe dreamers shouldn't lie.

Last night I dreamt I fought Tyranids.

You must have been dreaming. You ran like hell at first sight of a spore mine.

I dreampt of women who would not stop shopping.

Sorry to disappoint you but this Dream was the Reality.
I once dreamed that i Had the mental power to make People gak their pants.
The visit in the opera in Vienna was fun

I'm sorry to tell you but your dream points to a deeply rooted suppressed fetish for the gaking of pants...

Last night my dream was of the consequences to our world from insane levels of geoengineering.

Maybe you should not necro threads.

No LNID. Whenever you go to sleep the fish invade your dreams, Freddy Krueger style, slapping you into submission.

Last night I dreamt I was half cat [as in a normal human with cat tail, ears, claws] and Hitler was my uncle.

It sounds like you got into Hitler/Nazi ideology of removing the 'lesser species' and mutants.

Last night I dreamt of a world where there was only war.

You need a stress-ball.

Last night I dreamt of merriment, and faeries.

Maybe you should grow wings.

Last night I dreamt of snow that melted rapidly, and didn't accumulate on roads.

I can deduce that you have a good grip on reality.

Last night I dreamt of my Ex.

So did everyone else... ;D

LNID of lightbulbs burning out, one by one.

Maybe you should replace the lightbulbs in your house.

LNID I got a new pair of shoes

You may have a money spending problem.

LNID of being in a national poker team.

You may be submitting to the power of luck and chance. Be careful not to burn half of your face off.

Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me.

You may find your love soon.

LNID of Voyager destroyed

You secretly hate the ST: Voyager show.

Last night I dreamt I was a 15th century assassin sent to kill the Chinese emperor using a bottle of ketchup mixed with nitroglycerin as the murder weapon.

Maybe you should see a counselor

LNID of a thunderstorm

You're all wet.

LNID of a Volcano, I had been climbing when it began to erupt.

It seems things coincidently start going bad just as you get into them.

Last night I dreamt of absolutely nothing at all.

You should have dreams

LNID of being in a communal dream fighting off an alien attack.

You must be annoyed that China won't let your country crush North korea because they would have to deal with all the refugees.

Last night I dreamt I received a letter from PSC telling me that Big P lied about their sale.

Maybe you should check with PSC about sales.

LNID of Ben Sisko yelling at me.

You're angry that the DSN series has ended.

Last night I dreamt I was attacked by a lion and a SM dreadnaught suddenly DS'd in and killed it.

You have extreme fear of lions.

LNID of Gul Dukat infecting my computer. Every time I tried to play games, Dukat popped up and said 'No Games!'

You subconsciously have a need to get out more.

last night I had a dream whereby I could not get to sleep. I woke up rather confused.

Wake up!

LNID of clown spiders in my cellar.