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Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

I'm not gonna lie, if this kicks off it will be a ton of reading...

So we all know mary sue characters. They are usually written by inexperienced or immature writers who did not intend to create them. I say we intentionally create a mary sue character(s). To see how much rage can be induced before all of Dakka implodes.

The outline of the game is thus:

All posts must be written to add either details or story to the Sue. Try to keep it fairly short and try to avoid contradicting a previous post.
Each post may only add one new feature to the Sue.

For example, the first few posts would try to describe the Sue, and the setting they are in. Posts after that would work together, perhaps a paragraph at a time, to write a story featuring the Sue.

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With that in mind, I shall start...

Also I haven't got a name, species or gender yet...

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Mary/Marty Sue/Stu is tall and amazing.
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Mar(t)y S(t)ue is taller than an ork warboss.

I'm picturing this to be a SM, because they're one of the easiest things in 40k to make a Mary sue out of.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in be
Longtime Dakkanaut





Mary Sue is her name. She's a beautiful woman living in the grim future of the 40k universe. Her age is unknown.

She is the Chapter Master of the Mary Sue's Knights, a powerful loyalist Space Marine Chapter. She is the only known female Space Marine, and some say that she is the true daughter of the Emperor himself. Old legends talk about her being "the Hidden Primarch", thought to be the Emperor's Shadow.

Her life is a secret well guarded. Only the Inquisition and the Terra High Lords know about her. Anyone trying to uncover information about her is sure to be wiped out of existence with all of his relatives.

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Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Mary Sue's armour is as strong as terminator armour but as form fitting as an Adepta Sororitas battle dress. Painted in the finest blue and gold, her shoulderpads sre adorned with rites that can banish daemons instantly. These she wrote herself, and are very potent.

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Made in de
Experienced Maneater






Mary Sue is currently a High Lord of Terra, due to her unique awesomeness and simultaneously waging war on the frontlines of the imperial border.

   
Made in ie
Norn Queen






Dublin, Ireland

Mary Sue once met Jain Zar and Lilieth at a party. She outran Jain Zar, out fought Lilieth and was more beautiful than both of them combined.
So Logan Grimnar took her home in his flying Wolf Sled and they lived happily ever after.

Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be

By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.

"Feelin' goods, good enough". 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

One day, while Logan was caressing her hair and complimenting her on her mastery of melee combat, Mary recieved news.

News that the Space Wolf Primarch, Leman Russ had been located in the warp. Logan pleaded with hef to lead the Space Wolves with her expertise with the warp, and help rescue Russ.
   
Made in ie
Norn Queen






Dublin, Ireland

So off Mary Sue set into the Warp, clad in nought but a tight silk dress and carrying her trusty bolter.
There she fought Belakor, Kairos and even Draigo who mistook her for a beguiling demon of Slannesh. She banished them all but alas couldnt find the Big Wolf.
So back she returned to Terra for tea and cakes with the Emperor.

Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be

By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.

"Feelin' goods, good enough". 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Her beauty was powerful enough to temporarily give new life to the Emperor, brightening the astronomicon.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in ie
Norn Queen






Dublin, Ireland

hahah

And so the Emperor tasked her with leading a new Great Crusade to purge the Galaxy of the ugly.
First on her list of to dos was Eldar Wraithknights.

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Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be

By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.

"Feelin' goods, good enough". 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

However, through it all, Mary Sue is haunted by her dark past. Her mother was an Eldar and her father was a Custodes. In her childhood she was shunned by the other kids at the dark, dreary orphanage (Did I mention her parents died? Because that is important to know) due to being a half-Eldar.

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

But thankfully she was not killed as a filthy xenos, as she was too useful to the planetary governor of that world, due to being able to single-handedly manage the administrative work of the entire planet more efficiently than the administratum.

But back to the story at hand, Sue had come up with a brilliant plan to combat these Wraithknights.
   
Made in ie
Norn Queen






Dublin, Ireland

Since the WKs were deemed too ugly to live (read: OP), Mary Sue bought them all wedding frocks and chopped their arms off one by one.
She then sent them all in a giant box to Eldrad for Christmas.

Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be

By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.

"Feelin' goods, good enough". 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Following this great and glorious victory, Sue was ambushed by Marneus Calgar, because he was jealous of Sue's mastery of the Codex Astartes. However, Sue had predicted this and had already set up a trap involving duct tape, WD-40, a hammer and the entire Blood Angels chapter (who she had earlier rescued from certain defeat). This trap was so brilliant that Calgar bowed down to her, and gave the entire Ultramarines chapter to her as a present.
   
Made in ie
Norn Queen






Dublin, Ireland

So off she set aboard Macraggas Honor, having repainted it a delicious pink.
Into the Ghoul Stars she sailed and there she met the last remnants of the Squats whom many thought had been wiped out.
After more tea and cakes she offered to reintegrate them into the IoM thus saving their dying race and really annoying Master Azrael who loathed abhumans.
However one stern look from Mary and he was squarely put back deep beneath the Rock.

Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be

By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.

"Feelin' goods, good enough". 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Little did she know however,that Azreal has ways out of the Rock... He was about to make her life difficult...

OOC: Let's see how this gets spun.

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Made in gb
Raging Rat Ogre





England, UK

Mary Sue is Marneus Calgar's spiritual liege. When the Emperor finally croaks, she will ascend to the Golden Throne, and because she's a woman there will suddenly be no war and everything will be perfect, because yeah.

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Upcoming work for 2022:
* Calgar's Barmy Pandemic Special
* Battle Sisters story (untitled)
* T'au story: Full Metal Fury
* 20K: On Eagles' Wings
* 20K: Gods and Daemons
 
   
Made in ie
Norn Queen






Dublin, Ireland

Azrael wasnt happy.
In addition to the silly Squats having returned thanks to Mary Sue, he was pretty sure the only faction that should wear dresses were Dark Angels.
So he put aside his grudge with Logan and gave him a quick call on Skype. He'd get all the juicy info on little Mary Sue if it killed him.....

Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be

By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.

"Feelin' goods, good enough". 
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

Unfortunately, it does kill him. Through the power of plot convenience, Mary Sue is secret safe. However however however, the other High Lords of Terra have a different agenda...

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in gb
Stubborn Eternal Guard







But, she manages to slay all 4 chaos gods permanently, and the Terran lords bow down to her and swear on their lives to serve her every whim forever.


 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

OOC: I sense not enough rage here. Time to start a more in depth story. Perhaps start with a 4 post story...

BIC:

One day while Sue was polishing her Razor-sharp Wraithbone and Living Metal monofilament blade of PURE ENERGY, that she had made herself at the age of 10 standard years (dontchaknow), she recieved word of an Ork WAAGH about to assault Armageddon for the third time. This WAAGH is the bighest one yet seen in the history of the Imperium, and Yarrick desperately needed her help.

Sue began making preparations for this fight, as it would decide the fate of an enormous part of the Imperium.

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Made in ie
Norn Queen






Dublin, Ireland

Sue took to her lab. No point in wasting valuable ammo and effort on giant fungai.
She worked long and hard but eventually had created a virus weapon that would rid not only Armageddon of Orks but the whole Galaxy.
She then piloted an unarmed arvus lander right into the trillon strong horde and placed the bomb neatly beside the Warbosses bed.

More tea and cakes followed with the newly risen Emperor.

Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be

By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.

"Feelin' goods, good enough". 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

However, all was not well. The warboss was able to deactivate the device just in time. But Sue had predicted this. And just as the Warboss cut the detonator's cable, the device teleported in a whole regiment of Imperial Guardsmen. They killed the warboss while screaming praises to Sue, and the war was won.

Sue eventually got bored of having Tea and Crumpets with the Big E, and wanted to do something interesting. What sgould she do?
   
Made in ie
Norn Queen






Dublin, Ireland

Sue had gotten tired of the Dark Eldars uglyness so she paid a visit to Commorragh next.....

Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be

By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.

"Feelin' goods, good enough". 
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

Upon arriving at Commorragh with no resistance, she struck a pose which wiped out the population in one heel turn. Too easy she though, wanting for a true challenge to face her...

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in ie
Norn Queen






Dublin, Ireland

haha great stuff "one heel turn"

Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be

By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.

"Feelin' goods, good enough". 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

While Sue waited for her next challenge, she discovered an ancient kind of martial art, called (after a bad japanese translation) "Fist of the ultra-mega power fate of the ninja". It had been lost of over a billion years, and nobody except her could master it. In this art, there is an ultra special move called the "Mega Starlight Friendship Dance", which uses the power of FRIENDSHIP and PURE ENERGY to defeat all those who would do evil.

EDIT: OOC: I love google translate, I started with "Ninja fist of ultra mega doom power", translated once to Japanese, and then back again. Instant fail name.

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Made in ie
Norn Queen






Dublin, Ireland

ooc: this isnt going to become my little pony is it?

Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be

By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.

"Feelin' goods, good enough". 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

OOC: If that is required to break Dakka with rage, then so be it.

   
Made in gb
Raging Rat Ogre





England, UK

Mary Sue, however, didn't need such pansy martial arts, no matter how epic their name.

When she was attacked by heretic Space Marines of Khorne, she used her "warez" power, but since she didn't need anyone to help her fight the renegade Astartes, she warezed herself. Being an alpha-plus psyker, she turned herself into a glowing two-headed eagle and not only immolated the Berserkers, she melted half the planet. Well, she thought, it was a s****y planet anyway, there were a million more. She was a WOMAN, and she would bring women's rights to the 41st Millennium. The only thing standing in her was was MEN, and as we all know, MEN are sexist oppressors of WOMEN.

Sue took up her ENERGY BLADE of the ULTIMATE KEN-DOH POWER (TM) and decided to kill some dudes, starting with men's rights groups, aka the FOUL HERETICS, aka NURGLE'S BUM BLISTERS.

It was time for the galaxy to have a WOMAN in charge!

Upcoming work for 2022:
* Calgar's Barmy Pandemic Special
* Battle Sisters story (untitled)
* T'au story: Full Metal Fury
* 20K: On Eagles' Wings
* 20K: Gods and Daemons
 
   
 
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