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2011/07/17 03:02:25
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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so...now that the necrons have been decimated what do you think will get thrown at us this time around?
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 Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/17 03:04:46
Subject: Re:Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Dive-Bombin' Fighta-Bomba Pilot
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Well there's the small matter of an Ork WAAAAAGH!!!
And I cant help but wonder if Mark's friend used this paint, then who else did?
>.>
<.<
O.O
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2011/07/17 03:06:58
Subject: Re:Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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WARORK93 wrote:Well there's the small matter of an Ork WAAAAAGH!!!
And I cant help but wonder if Mark's friend used this paint, then who else did?
>.>
<.<
O.O
oh nos
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the perverted teens that make very awkward custom slaneesh armies.....
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/17 03:18:36
Subject: Re:Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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I changed my mind about helping you. I like the rogue think better, so I'm using an army list less than standard. I have 10 squads of 10 Firewarriors, a pair of each suit as a team, 10 Kroot to a squad, and 2 wings of Vespid, 5 each.
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MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
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2011/07/17 03:19:50
Subject: Re:Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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lord commissar klimino wrote:WARORK93 wrote:Well there's the small matter of an Ork WAAAAAGH!!!
And I cant help but wonder if Mark's friend used this paint, then who else did?
>.>
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O.O
oh nos
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the perverted teens that make very awkward custom slaneesh armies.....
Worse.
A group of little girls painted their barbies and ponies with it.
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MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
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2011/07/17 03:21:25
Subject: Re:Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Kasrkai wrote:I changed my mind about helping you. I like the rogue think better, so I'm using an army list less than standard. I have 10 squads of 10 Firewarriors, a pair of each suit as a team, 10 Kroot to a squad, and 2 wings of Vespid, 5 each.
what?!?!? the greater good doesn't allow such things! one goal,one nation,one people united for the greater good! if you want commando "lone wolf" stuff the XV15 and XV25 are made for that 
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/17 03:22:50
Subject: Re:Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Kasrkai wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:WARORK93 wrote:Well there's the small matter of an Ork WAAAAAGH!!!
And I cant help but wonder if Mark's friend used this paint, then who else did?
>.>
<.<
O.O
oh nos
>.>
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>.<
the perverted teens that make very awkward custom slaneesh armies.....
Worse.
A group of little girls painted their barbies and ponies with it.
ok..so mark bought it from a chineese dude.he then gave it to phillip. he then gave it to a little girl.....this is so so strange....
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/17 03:54:17
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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or you could go marine and purge purge purge.
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
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2011/07/17 04:08:03
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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ineptus astartes wrote:or you could go marine and purge purge purge.
we have enough humans with darko and deve and trollpie.....
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/17 04:14:22
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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ineptus astartes wrote:or you could go marine and purge purge purge.
There's always that...
Player: WARORK
Character: Captain Edric Mkarth
Height (in centimetres): 3
Weapons/gear: Lasgun, camo cloak, straight silver, assorted grenades, recon gear, the ability to kill just about anything.
Age: 6 months
Summary: Some of Mark's best work, a full company of expertly converted Tanith troopers headed by its captain. Many familiar faces come from the original limited edition packs of Gaunt's Ghosts.
Aight I imagine a company to be about 150 men with three platoons of 50 each so...just imagine 150 badasses running around blowing up stuff... 
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2011/07/17 04:20:58
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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marks titles: the great color giver,mork,demon prince,titan.
philips titles: the great lazy one,gork.
man,they must be confused....
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/17 04:25:03
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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any dedicated transports/dropships?
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/07/17 04:26:36
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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actually I believe it is mark who is gork (the biggust wun)
and phillip who is mork (da almost biggest wun)
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/07/17 04:32:04
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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ineptus astartes wrote:actually I believe it is mark who is gork (the biggust wun)
and phillip who is mork (da almost biggest wun)
 its sneaky and strong.... but i wonder how many more can they even gain. also i was almost expecting philip to kick me for calling him that
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/17 04:44:19
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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'the great lazy one?'
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
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2011/07/17 04:45:10
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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ineptus astartes wrote:'the great lazy one?'
cause for most the time they have seen him he has been asleep on the couch.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/17 04:51:08
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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good point...he will never hear the end of this.
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/07/17 04:56:06
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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ima wait for something like an event or mark and philip just talking about what happened
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/17 05:14:04
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Dive-Bombin' Fighta-Bomba Pilot
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ineptus astartes wrote:any dedicated transports/dropships?
I dunno, do the Tanith have those?
Edit: It seems I have a namesake now...and he's screaming something about "paltry"
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2011/07/17 05:16:49
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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chimeras and valkyreis according to Blood Pact.
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/07/17 05:19:34
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Dive-Bombin' Fighta-Bomba Pilot
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ineptus astartes wrote:chimeras and valkyreis according to Blood Pact.
I believe those belonged to the inquisition, according to that book...
Hold on, I've got an idea as to how I can get access to vehicles though...Can you say hijack?
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2011/07/17 05:19:51
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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WARORK93 wrote:ineptus astartes wrote:any dedicated transports/dropships?
I dunno, do the Tanith have those?
tanith:
Battle Style
The Tanith are unparalleled scouts, marksmen, masters of stealth tactics, and excellent light infantry. They are said to possess an unerring sense of direction, traits developed for survival on a planet where the forests actually move to conceal the path taken. Verghastite and Belladon claim no such uncanny abilities, but are also proven light infantry specialists, with Verghastite Hive City backgrounds in particular complementing the talents of the Tanith woodsmen.
The First and Only excels in stealth infiltration missions, but has proven particularly tenacious in defensive operations in urban terrain. Even amongst such light infiltration infantry as the Tanith, there is always room for the truly elite. In the Ghosts these take on two forms: The aptly named Scouts, lead by Mkoll, who specialise in reconnaisance and covert operations. The other elite organisation within the Ghosts are the Sniper division. There tends to be an over-representation of Verghastites excelling in snipers while Tanith natives dominate in the scouts.
Appearance & Uniform
The Tanith First on Hagia
The Tanith uniform is black, with optional helmets for standard troopers and forage caps for the regiment's elite scout platoon. Camo-cloaks (made of the fictional material "cameleoline") are standard. Every soldier has a long, double-edged bayonet/combat blade the Tanith call Straight Silver. Their favoured special weapons include long-las sniper rifles and flame throwers, and portable missile launchers the Tanith nickname "tread fethers". The cap badge for the Tanith is a wreath-surrounded skull with three daggers behind it; each dagger representing a Tanith regiment. On the badge is the inscription "For Tanith, For the Emperor". After the destruction of the Tanith 2nd and 3rd regiments, the Tanith snap off the two outside daggers on their cap badges. The Verghastite cap badge is an axe-rake to symbolise their former hive's mining and industrial background. These pins and other badges that indicate rank or specialisation are dulled down with soot or boot-black to aid in stealth operations.
Weapons & Equipment
The Tanith are noted as being adept at using the Flamer and Missile Launcher (though the type of missile-launcher they favour appears to be a cut-down rocket-tube referred to informally as a "tread-fether") and also regularly deploy autocannons and sniper rifles.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/17 05:21:29
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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lord commissar klimino wrote:tanith:
Battle Style
The Tanith are unparalleled scouts, marksmen, masters of stealth tactics, and excellent light infantry. They are said to possess an unerring sense of direction, traits developed for survival on a planet where the forests actually move to conceal the path taken. Verghastite and Belladon claim no such uncanny abilities, but are also proven light infantry specialists, with Verghastite Hive City backgrounds in particular complementing the talents of the Tanith woodsmen.
The First and Only excels in stealth infiltration missions, but has proven particularly tenacious in defensive operations in urban terrain. Even amongst such light infiltration infantry as the Tanith, there is always room for the truly elite. In the Ghosts these take on two forms: The aptly named Scouts, lead by Mkoll, who specialise in reconnaisance and covert operations. The other elite organisation within the Ghosts are the Sniper division. There tends to be an over-representation of Verghastites excelling in snipers while Tanith natives dominate in the scouts.
 That was a sarcastic question, I know that, apparently Ineptus doesn't though...
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2011/07/17 05:22:53
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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added more on uniform and weaponry just for you 
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/17 05:24:53
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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I just think that if you attack anyone with ONLY infantry, yo are gonna die in a second.
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/07/17 05:25:36
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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lord commissar klimino wrote:added more on uniform and weaponry just for you
Oi git! Shoot off dat mouf sum more an I'll start doin sum shootin ov my own!
ineptus astartes wrote: I just think that if you attack anyone with ONLY infantry, yo are gonna die in a second.
That could actually be a cool joke, while everyone else has codexes to tell them how awesome they are or how bad they suck, the Tanith have something much better: The fluff set by Dan Abnett, thanks to him, guardsmen can kill just about anything, including marines at close range apparently...
Besides, they have to spot my guys first, remember, the Tanith are scottish ninjas AND I'm planning on making friends anyway...
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2011/07/17 05:26:19
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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ineptus astartes wrote: I just think that if you attack anyone with ONLY infantry, yo are gonna die in a second.
depends on what those infantry have and how skilled they are.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/17 05:29:02
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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WARORK93 wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:added more on uniform and weaponry just for you
Oi git! Shoot off dat mouf sum more an I'll start doin sum shootin ov my own!
 why good sir you have gone too far in this highly vocal conversation *sips tea* i do say you should watch that loose tongue of yours.*sips tea* and please do work on those words for me good day chap! *sips tea*
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/17 05:32:43
Subject: Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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you might want to take some fast-deployment valkeyreis to get where you're going quickly though.
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/07/17 05:34:23
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ineptus astartes wrote:you might want to take some fast-deployment Valkyries to get where you're going quickly though.
I plan on it, don't worry so much, BTW does mark have any Valkyries lying around and if he did where would they be? (I'm trying to work the Tanith's acquisition of the Valkyries into one of my posts, it'll be so cool!)
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