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Made in us
Paramount Plague Censer Bearer





Spoiler:
Noise Marines come to drop the base onto your puny LR..... it was epic


My Hill.

Meet Arkova.

or discover the game you always wanted to:

RoTC
   
Made in us
Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus








The World Eaters have "a quiet word" with your Noise Marines.
My Hill with Khorne Berzerkers.

Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)

 H.B.M.C. wrote:
Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
 
   
Made in us
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot






Mwahahaha! A dozen Drop Pods smash into the Land Radier wreck and Knight-rank assault marines pour out. For some reason, they love moving in L-shapes.

They realize that their level of violence is as awesome as the World Eaters. But the Knights have jet packs. So they jump and smash down into each World Eater until the lure is ready. A monstrous Slaaneshi daemon is warped in courtesy of a Daemonhunter. Everyone dies.

So a final Drop Pod hits the dust. Out comes a Rook-level Captain.

My hill.

Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.

 
   
Made in ph
Battleship Captain




Calixis Sector

Orbital Strike. My hill.

"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" 
   
Made in us
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot






A mob of Pawns infiltrate your command room and morph into Queen-level Dreadnoughts. Check.

My hill.

Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.

 
   
Made in ph
Battleship Captain




Calixis Sector

I somehow escape to another vessel and open up with all weapon batteries and lances. My hill.

"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" 
   
Made in us
Paramount Plague Censer Bearer





Vortex Missile Launcher - You and your entire fleet are sucked into the maw of the warp. My Hill.

Meet Arkova.

or discover the game you always wanted to:

RoTC
   
Made in ph
Battleship Captain




Calixis Sector

I get a good roll on my leadership test and appear in a perfect place to bombard you with Torpedoes. My hill.

"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" 
   
Made in us
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot






My Crusade Fleet arrives to play Galactic Chess. They fire Drop Pods full of explosives through your fleet. A Rook-level Devastator has LOS to you. Check.

Game hill.

Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.

 
   
Made in us
Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus






But wait, what was that pawn doing there...
and then it dawns on you that in this Galactic chess match, your opponent, who was secretly Creed, removes the Rook and replaces it with his Knight-Assault marine, placing you in checkmate.
As you see all of this, a single scream pierces the heavens, the very warp itself.
"CRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!"
Mine and Creed's Hill.

Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)

 H.B.M.C. wrote:
Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
 
   
Made in ph
Battleship Captain




Calixis Sector

I pull a string from the ceiling and you both fall down a trap door into a pool full of sharks. My hill.

"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" 
   
Made in gb
Huge Hierodule





The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.

I destroy your hill with the power of cute (courtesy of Squid Girl, Hatsune Miku, Haruhi Suyuzima and the entire cast of Lucky Star) and build my own hill out of marshmallows and rainbows. I then live happily ever after with my legions of adorable anime characters, and the sheer levels of weabooness and cuteness repulse any invaders.

My hill.

Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:
I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
 
   
Made in fr
Trazyn's Museum Curator





on the forum. Obviously

The taint of chaos arrives, and perverts the cuteness in horrible, horrible ways.

Slaanesh's hill.

What I have
~4100
~1660

Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!

A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble

 
   
Made in ph
Battleship Captain




Calixis Sector

I open multiple portals and bring in mecha from several anime (every Gundam series, Escaflowne, Macross, Gurren Lagann, and even Evangelion) series. After destroying the tainted hill, we make our own hill of manly awesome.

"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" 
   
Made in fr
Trazyn's Museum Curator





on the forum. Obviously

Rayne, Caleb, Duke Nukem, Boba Fett, Mal Reynolds, Kai, Hellboy, Deadpool, Sheogorath, the Darkness and Ash J Williams also settle on the hill.

The universe couldn't handle the sheer combined awesomeness of their presence along with the anime, and implodes out of sheer awe.

No Hill (or anything, for that matter)

BEST DOOMSDAY EVER!!!!

This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2012/11/27 13:39:25


What I have
~4100
~1660

Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!

A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble

 
   
Made in ph
Battleship Captain




Calixis Sector

The Emperor makes a new hill and gives it to me. My hill

"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" 
   
Made in fr
Trazyn's Museum Curator





on the forum. Obviously

Lazy

Mork (or was it Gork?) takes the hill and gives it to me.
My hill

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/11/27 13:40:28


What I have
~4100
~1660

Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!

A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble

 
   
Made in ph
Battleship Captain




Calixis Sector

I launch an exterminatus campaign and retake the hill. My hill.

"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" 
   
Made in us
Paramount Plague Censer Bearer





Your exterminatus has vaporized said hill. Its atoms are pulled into the warp where my skaven rebuild it out of warpstone. My hill.

Meet Arkova.

or discover the game you always wanted to:

RoTC
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

A bigger, meaner, clan of skaven led by a grey seer take the hill and enslave any survivors. The council of thirteen is pleased.
Rats hill.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot






My Haemonculi steal your Rat Ogres and brood mothers to make Grotesques. They have unicorn horns. After killing the Grey Seer with a Mandrake group, I drop mobs of Wracks and Grotesques to kill the Skaven. They DIE.

My hill.

Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.

 
   
Made in us
Paramount Plague Censer Bearer





Warpstoneblastzone. The hill is now made of the stuff of Skaven. Skaven hill.

Meet Arkova.

or discover the game you always wanted to:

RoTC
   
Made in us
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot






Violent and forceful purge by a conveniently misplaced Deathwatch squad.

They are hidden away so I can muster my Renaissance Marines. Super flamboyance goes down well with the Eldar and Necrons both, so my Gentlecron Club and Fabulous Hat Haemonculi Coven show up too.

My Hill of the well-mannered and well-dressed

Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.

 
   
Made in gb
Huge Hierodule





The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.

GIIIIIIIGAAAAA-DRIIIIIIIIILL-BREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAA!

My hill.

Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:
I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
 
   
Made in ph
Battleship Captain




Calixis Sector

Spiral Nemesis. No one's hill.

"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" 
   
Made in gb
Huge Hierodule





The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.

Haruhi builds a new hill out of cardboard with her scissors. Everyone is invited.

Everybody's hill!

Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:
I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
 
   
Made in ph
Battleship Captain




Calixis Sector

Haruhi gets a kiss from that guy (don't know the male protagonist's name - I don't watch The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya ) resulting in pure AWESOME that destroys the hill - again. No one's hill.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/11/28 13:23:10


"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

I build a new hill from 100,000,000 pounds of Green Stuff.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in ph
Battleship Captain




Calixis Sector

An Activated Blackstone destroys the hill, and the planet its on. No one's hill.

"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" 
   
Made in fr
Trazyn's Museum Curator





on the forum. Obviously

The blackstone fortress is now the hill. Abbadon's hill.

What I have
~4100
~1660

Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!

A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble

 
   
 
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