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https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/oct/24/australia-giant-spider-mouse-carry-horrifying-impressive?CMP=fb_gu


Australia’s litany of fearsome fauna seems to have a new entry. Added to deadly snakes, man-eating crocodiles and poisonous jellyfish comes Hermie the hunstman, a spider so unusually large and strong that it had no problem carrying a sizeable mouse up the outside of a fridge.

Hermie’s feat was captured on film by Jason Wormal, a tradesman from Coppabella in Queensland, who was heading out to work in the early hours of Monday morning when he says he received an offer from a neighbour that he couldn’t refuse.

“So I am just about to leave for work about 0030 and me neighbour says ‘You want to see something cool’ and I say ‘Hell yeah’, he wrote on Facebook.

“So we proceed to his place and he shows me this. Huntsman trying to eat a mouse.”

On the video shot by Wormal a voice can be heard off screen wondering in amazement: “What’s he gonna do with him? Man that is so cool”.

Stills taken of the spider seem to show the arachnid clutching the mouse by its head with its mandibles while it scurries up the fridge.

The footage quickly circulated online and by Monday afternoon had been viewed more than 6.5m times.

Among the 41,000 comments below the original post were many expressing deep horror at the strength of the spider. Anthony Candelaria Sanchez summed up the general feeling with the simple statement: “Oh hell no.”

In a later post, Wormal assures his friends that the spider is alive and well.

“Ok guys so just letting you all know that the spider is fine. We have named him Hermie, we have adopted him and he is now running his own extermination business out of our town Coppabella. Oh and he is now paying rent. Lol.”

Graham Millage, the manager of the Australian Museum’s arachnology collection, said it was unusual, but not unheard of, for spiders to target vertebrates.

“This is the first time I’ve seen one catch a mouse, but I have seen huntsmen catch geckos. I’ve seen a redback spider catch a snake in its web, I’ve seen a golden orb spiders catch birds.”

Millage said the banded huntsman could grow to have a leg span as large as 16cm.

However his colleague, fellow Australian Museum arachnid expert Helen Smith, said it was unlikely that Hermie had killed the mouse itself.

“I would be very surprised if a huntsman would attack a mouse and even if it did, that the venom would be sufficient to kill it fast enough for the spider to still have hold of it,” she told the Guardian.

“I am a also suspicious because the mouse’s tail looks quite stiff – as though it has been dead some time.”

While the exact cause of the mouse’s demise remained in question, there was no doubt over Hermie’s remarkable size and stamina, she said.





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See, this is why we own guns over here. If I hit that thing with a shoe, it would probably just get pissed and devour my soul. I couldn't sleep on the same landmass as those things. Wouldn't mind seeing one in a plexiglass enclosure at the zoo though.

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Oh Hell No.

(runs screaming)

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See, I would have guessed from the thread title it would be our terrible xenophobic refugee policies, or possibly the horrifying rise of the far right in our politics, or strewth, even the casual murder of the English language.

But no, spiders, not even a deadly one (well, to people at least). Hell, the drop bears and hoop-snakes are far more serious dangers to your average Aussie, unless you find one unexpectedly while driving.

/cool video though

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I kid, that’s actually pretty neat. As long as it’s waaaaaaayyyyyyyy over there.

   
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The best part is they decided to keep it so it can hunt mice.

Nice to see our spider population doing some leg work.

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We have a live and let live policy with most of our spider population in my house. The webbing ones get to have their assigned corners, as long as they deal with the stinkbugs and other assorted pests. Our wolf spider housemates however, get squished on sight.

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 Inquisitor Lord Bane wrote:
We have a live and let live policy with most of our spider population in my house. The webbing ones get to have their assigned corners, as long as they deal with the stinkbugs and other assorted pests. Our wolf spider housemates however, get squished on sight.

It's always quite a task because most the time there are 1000 spider babies on their back.

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Spiders are normal here, just earlier today I got a new RAM stick for my pc and when I opened it up I found a spider had very recently decided to move in. Didn't have a web set up yet. Thing decided to jump out at me probably accepting it would die or take me down with it.

   
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Lucky me, we don't have any spiders that could hurt people (well, except some import stuff in the Museum of Natural History) so there's no reason to be afraid of them. As long as they stick to corners I'm not sitting in they're free to eat as many flies as they can catch.
   
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 Xenomancers wrote:
 Inquisitor Lord Bane wrote:
We have a live and let live policy with most of our spider population in my house. The webbing ones get to have their assigned corners, as long as they deal with the stinkbugs and other assorted pests. Our wolf spider housemates however, get squished on sight.

It's always quite a task because most the time there are 1000 spider babies on their back.




That really ramped up fast.

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Personally I think we should just leave Australia to the wildlife. Face it guys, it's a battle you won't win.

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I normally think of Huntsman spiders as friendly, but when you see one carrying a fething mouse away, err, yeah, that's a bit scary
   
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It's fething weight lifting.

It'll bench a mouse or two. Then its buddies spot whilst a cat is lifted.

Babies are next, then full grown men.

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It's fething weight lifting.

It'll bench a mouse or two. Then its buddies spot whilst a cat is lifted.

Babies are next, then full grown men.

Nuking from orbit? Those eight legged baskets will send the warhead right back.


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Oh, look at that. They're on the way to breeding arachnaroks.

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We seem to be inching closer and closer to the inevitable...

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Frazz's mind is like a wiener dog in a rabbit warren. Dark, twisting tunnels, and full of the certainty that just around the next bend will be the quarry he seeks.

 
   
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And meanwhile, it's just another day in an Australian kitchen...

http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/australian-man-films-two-snakes-battling-it-out-in-his-kitchen/vi-BBxhZD9?ocid=ASUDHP

If America had stuff like this in our kitchens, maybe we wouldn't be so fat! "Honey, I'm going into the kitchen to get a snack, do you want anythi...never mind!
   
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That looks like males wrestling for dominance.
   
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 BigWaaagh wrote:
And meanwhile, it's just another day in an Australian kitchen...

http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/australian-man-films-two-snakes-battling-it-out-in-his-kitchen/vi-BBxhZD9?ocid=ASUDHP

If America had stuff like this in our kitchens, maybe we wouldn't be so fat! "Honey, I'm going into the kitchen to get a snack, do you want anythi...never mind!

Ah, the old Godzilla vs. Mothra gambit.

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Spiders in my house either don't get caught or get fed to the plants. Though that goes for all the insects, I suppose.

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Thanks guys. I'll continue to have nightmares for a few days again. I detest spiders.

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 Jehan-reznor wrote:
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Wouldn't want them to get even bigger than that.

   
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This showed up on our work yammer feed a few months back. Yes its in Oz again.....

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By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.

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Now imagine each of those baby spiders not actually being baby spiders and having 100 baby spiders on their backs each and that the picture is actual size. That's almost when it's time to burn the house down.

   
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 Ratius wrote:
This showed up on our work yammer feed a few months back. Yes its in Oz again.....



Nope nope nope nope nope sooooo much nope

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And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.

Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
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This thread is starting to seriously give me the heebie jeebies.
   
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