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Made in ca
Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant




Ontario

lolwut?

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Slaanesh Chosen Marine Riding a Fiend






Sale, Manchester, England

lol

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Terrifying Treeman






The Fallen Realm of Umbar

LOL to the max!

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Horst wrote:This is how trolling happens. A few cheeky posts are made. Then they get more insulting. Eventually, we revert to our primal animal state, hurling feces at each other while shreeking with glee.

 
   
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot





London, England

Gwar! wrote:Excuse my good sir, But Perhaps you could be of assistance. I am looking for some Space Corridors to link up some potential Industrial Towers I may or may not at some point in the future commit myself to purchasing from a company that may or may not make them.

Could you perhaps inform me as to a company of this nature?


Ahah! My man, you're looking for:

LITKO AEROSYSTEMS

Purveryors of fine Industrial Towers and Space Corridors!

sA

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"And what is wrong with their life? What on earth is less reprehensible than the life of the Levovs?"
- American Pastoral, Philip Roth

Oh, Death was never enemy of ours!
We laughed at him, we leagued with him, old chum.
No soldier's paid to kick against His powers.
We laughed - knowing that better men would come,
And greater wars: when each proud fighter brags
He wars on Death, for lives; not men, for flags. 
   
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Fresh-Faced New User




Anyone who has played Yuri's Revenge might know this:
[Thumb - motivator1757137.jpg]

   
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Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

Now, I won't provide a direct link to it, but on 1d4chan.org there is a gay rape story involving a space marine and an ork. Search for it if your dare;

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

smiling Assassin wrote:
Gwar! wrote:Excuse my good sir, But Perhaps you could be of assistance. I am looking for some Space Corridors to link up some potential Industrial Towers I may or may not at some point in the future commit myself to purchasing from a company that may or may not make them.

Could you perhaps inform me as to a company of this nature?


Ahah! My man, you're looking for:

LITKO AEROSYSTEMS

Purveryors of fine Industrial Towers and Space Corridors!

sA



Oh my GOD! Not that again lol


Its also funny how that space marine yelling and pointing seems to be able to make ANGRY FACE through his helmet! Now THATS anger
   
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime







And old and classic one, but still funny nonetheless:

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Under the Himalaiyan mountains

If its spess muhreen comedy you want, just google angry marines and hit the first result.

WARNING: TONS OF CUSSING INSIDE LINK.

"I.. I know my time has come" Tethesis said with a gasp, a torrent of blood flowing from his lips.
"No! Hang on brother!!" Altharius could feel the warmth slip away from his dear sibling's hands

Tethesis's reached out his bloodied arm to Altharius's face.
"I..I have one final request"
Altharius leaned close to listen, tears welling in his once bright eyes.
"make sure th..they put my soulstone in a tank... it'll be... real fethin' cool"
"Yes, you're gonna be the most fethin' cool tank!!" burning hot tears streaked down Altharius's face, as he held his brother's soul in his grasp.
 
   
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What? A new page and nobody has mentioned the METAWL BAWKEZ AND SPESS MAHINEZ!?


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Sweet holy half-sister of chaos...the brain, it melts! Spess mahreenz! Don't fail the empra...oh, nuhts.

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Fireknife Shas'el





Reedsburg, WI

Gwar! wrote:Excuse my good sir, But Perhaps you could be of assistance. I am looking for some Space Corridors to link up some potential Industrial Towers I may or may not at some point in the future commit myself to purchasing from a company that may or may not make them.

Could you perhaps inform me as to a company of this nature?


I think you are talking about Litco Aerosystems, they have a website that sells specialized terrain for their chromostealers' and galaxy marines' miniature line.

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New York City

Did you hear that you can use the Industrial Towers and Space Corridors made by Litko Aerosystems, and mix-n-match, so that you can have Space Towers and Industrial Corridors? Indeed.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/04/20 16:24:37


   
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Under the Himalaiyan mountains

Yo dawg, I herd you liked space corridors and industrial towers, so I made Litko Aerosystems so you can game with space corridors and industrial towers while you game with space corridors and industrial tower.

"I.. I know my time has come" Tethesis said with a gasp, a torrent of blood flowing from his lips.
"No! Hang on brother!!" Altharius could feel the warmth slip away from his dear sibling's hands

Tethesis's reached out his bloodied arm to Altharius's face.
"I..I have one final request"
Altharius leaned close to listen, tears welling in his once bright eyes.
"make sure th..they put my soulstone in a tank... it'll be... real fethin' cool"
"Yes, you're gonna be the most fethin' cool tank!!" burning hot tears streaked down Altharius's face, as he held his brother's soul in his grasp.
 
   
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Slaanesh Chosen Marine Riding a Fiend






Sale, Manchester, England

so confusing!

space coriddors & industrial towers
industrial towers and space corridors
industrial coridors and space towers
GAH !!!!!!
NO, NO WHY ME!?!

WHY???!!!!!!

AVENGE ME DAKKAITES

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Kilkrazy wrote:The true source of SM discipline.


coute the number of dreds 1 the number of toilets 1, hmmm the true use of dreds is realised.

even chances plew we all remember when we roll more than when we roll .
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Reedsburg, WI

Did someone say Litko Aerosystems...I just saw that they brought out a new line of terrain called Industrial Towers and Space Corridors.

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In your base, ignoring your logic.

What about their Industrial Space Corridors for Towers? I heard that those were something else. Unlike their Space Industrial Tower Corridors, those sucked.
   
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Ontario

Doublelolwut?

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The Vegetable Plane

wyomingfox wrote:
Gwar! wrote:Excuse my good sir, But Perhaps you could be of assistance. I am looking for some Space Corridors to link up some potential Industrial Towers I may or may not at some point in the future commit myself to purchasing from a company that may or may not make them.

Could you perhaps inform me as to a company of this nature?


I think you are talking about Litco Aerosystems, they have a website that sells specialized terrain for their chromostealers' and galaxy marines' miniature line.


Chrispy wrote:Did you hear that you can use the Industrial Towers and Space Corridors made by Litko Aerosystems, and mix-n-match, so that you can have Space Towers and Industrial Corridors? Indeed.


mcfly wrote:Yo dawg, I herd you liked space corridors and industrial towers, so I made Litko Aerosystems so you can game with space corridors and industrial towers while you game with space corridors and industrial tower.


wyomingfox wrote:Did someone say Litko Aerosystems...I just saw that they brought out a new line of terrain called Industrial Towers and Space Corridors.


You're all wrong, the company you're looking for is obviously Litko Aerosystems, with their amazing sets of Industrial Towers and Space Corridors.
.

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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime







Litko Aerosystems? Ah yes I remember now, Aren't they that Company that makes high quality sets of Industrial Towers and Space Corridors?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/04/21 01:42:29


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Reedsburg, WI

Yep that's Litko. They also sell miniature bases and movement trays...but who wants that crap when you can get Industrial Towers and Space Corridors :O

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Seriously, the Litko stuff never gets old. It is STILL funny as hell.

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Burtucky, Michigan

No in all honesty, it was funny, when that original post was done. Buuuuuuuut its really annoying now. I wouldnt be surprised if this gets locked if that keeps up.... Then again all someone has to do is mention Dark Eldar and this puppy will get KA LOWESED
   
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KingCracker wrote:No in all honesty, it was funny, when that original post was done. Buuuuuuuut its really annoying now. I wouldnt be surprised if this gets locked if that keeps up.... Then again all someone has to do is mention Dark Eldar and this puppy will get KA LOWESED
Dark... Eldar? What are they? Are they also created by Litko Aerosystems, creators of the excellent quality Industrial Tower and Space Corridor kits that no player should be without?
   
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The Vegetable Plane

KingCracker wrote:No in all honesty, it was funny, when that original post was done. Buuuuuuuut its really annoying now. I wouldnt be surprised if this gets locked if that keeps up.... Then again all someone has to do is mention Dark Eldar and this puppy will get KA LOWESED


Unfortunately I have to agree, as much as I'd love to see how long Litko will last on it's second go around, this thread must not be locked


therefore:


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In your base, ignoring your logic.

What do you call a dark eldar player?


Anything you want, hes too busy waiting for a new codex.
   
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Reedsburg, WI

Dark Elder...wasn't there a rumor going around about some new hormoculi models?.....Buwahahah !

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/04/21 18:48:20


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In your base, ignoring your logic.

No, but I do believe that GW was making new wych models with not 1, not 2, but 5 boobs.
   
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Plummeting Black Templar Thunderhawk Pilot






Worcester, UK

Dark Elder ... I think I've heard of these things, didn't GW used to make Dark Eldar models years ago?

5 boobs? gonna get me sum of this....

(who says Space Marines/Sisters of Battle don't party??)

 
   
 
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