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2012/11/28 13:51:49
Subject: King of the Hill
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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I trick Abaddon into running off with the Planet Killer by spreading rumors that Fabius Bile has made another clone of Horus. While he's gone, I board and capture the Activated Blackstone. My hill.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/11/28 17:41:57
Subject: King of the Hill
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Through Eldrad's Trickery, my Eldar forces whisk away the Blackstone Fortress and hide it in the depths of the Webway.
My Hill.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
 H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/11/28 17:49:05
Subject: King of the Hill
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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The Constructicons combine to form Devastator and the Combaticons combine to form Bruticus. They obliterate the opposition.
The Decepticon's hill.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/11/28 17:49:32
Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/28 19:03:47
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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A few Rust Monsters later and the hill is mine again.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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1100/11/18 19:44:40
Subject: King of the Hill
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Cillit Bang Man.
My hill.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/29 04:00:02
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/29 05:05:42
Subject: King of the Hill
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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My fleet deploys Space Marine reinforcements via Thunderhawks and reclaim the hill. My hill.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/11/29 05:35:37
Subject: King of the Hill
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Paramount Plague Censer Bearer
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Tzeentch Claims hill. The hill is now a hallucination, a figment of your imagination.
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Meet Arkova.
or discover the game you always wanted to:
RoTC. |
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2012/11/29 06:58:35
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Cool. Like the Orks, however, whatever we believe is made a reality. Tzeentch is banished to the Warp and the hill is made real. I send a group of ODST's and Deathwatch space marines to claim it.
My hill.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/29 12:24:33
Subject: King of the Hill
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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The 4chan Party Van comes and takes them away. An army of adorable Catgirls arrives and takes over the hill.
My hill. Nya!
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/29 15:29:40
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Catgirls love to ride the pumpkins.
My hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/11/29 17:13:50
Subject: King of the Hill
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Paramount Plague Censer Bearer
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Hmmmm pumpkin pie.
My hill.
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Meet Arkova.
or discover the game you always wanted to:
RoTC. |
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2012/11/29 17:59:57
Subject: King of the Hill
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Suddenly...DAEMITES!
Enozone gets infested by one, and becomes the leader of the Daemites.
Daemites' hill.
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What I have
 ~4100
 ~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/11/29 18:01:52
Subject: King of the Hill
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Then you realise that the hill is in Australia.
What is the number one reason for a day off work in Australia?
POSSUM ATTACK! POSSUM ATTACK!
Possum's hill.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/29 18:03:18
Subject: King of the Hill
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Possums versus Daemites : The Epic showdown. .... Possums win. They are too small to be infested by daemites 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/11/29 18:03:50
What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/11/29 18:04:14
Subject: King of the Hill
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Paramount Plague Censer Bearer
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Technically, it's still my hill.
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Meet Arkova.
or discover the game you always wanted to:
RoTC. |
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2012/11/29 18:07:25
Subject: King of the Hill
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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The time disturbance created by the comments being out of sync rips a whole in the fabric of space and time.
Dinosaurs, dinosaurs everywhere.
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What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/11/29 22:00:00
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Since the hill is in Australia, Huntsmen spiders make a quick meal of the dinosaurs.
Huntsmans Hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/11/30 02:56:34
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Ogryns with oversized RAID cannons.
My hill.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/30 05:58:00
Subject: King of the Hill
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Paramount Plague Censer Bearer
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Time space continuum is torn into a thousand fragments.
Hills; Me, myself, and quarks.
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Meet Arkova.
or discover the game you always wanted to:
RoTC. |
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2012/11/30 06:56:24
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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A toddler tapes it together. She colors you with crayons, but you are paralyzed because your shards arent laid out correctly. Your outline forms that of an obese penguin. With ears for feet.
I send the toddler back to her parents with a Babies R Us giftcard.
My hill.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/30 07:16:54
Subject: King of the Hill
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Paramount Plague Censer Bearer
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I peck out your eyes with my crayon beak. You cry beneath splashing arcs of crimson.
My bloody hill.
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Meet Arkova.
or discover the game you always wanted to:
RoTC. |
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2012/11/30 13:40:02
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Since penguins cant resist a good dance number, I play catchy music and make you dance over the summit and go tumbling off the cliff on the other side.
My hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/11/30 13:45:09
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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You annoy the Lady of Pain, and she Mazes you (Planescape players will get this). Her Hill. Come on, try to over throw her, I dare you, I double dare you! 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/11/30 13:45:35
What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/11/30 13:50:48
Subject: King of the Hill
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Ok - the heroes of Dragon Ball Z arrive and kick her butt. My hill.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/11/30 13:51:05
"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/11/30 13:56:22
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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The Lady of Pain comes back from her butt kicking, and boy, is she pissed!
She instantly gibs all of the DBZ characters at once (she can do that. Seriously, she is the most OP creature in D&D. The only defense from her is to run away and hope she loses interest in you)
She then puts the hill in a pocket dimension.
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What I have
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~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/11/30 13:56:25
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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Skeletor, Megatron, Cy-kill, Darkstorm, Teddy Ruxspin, The Gummy Bears, MLP, Raggy Dolls and the poddington peas arrive.
80's Hill.
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/11/30 14:00:53
Subject: King of the Hill
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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The Emperor of Mankind, the Powers of Chaos, the Tyranid Hive Mind, the Eldar Gods, Gork and Mork, the C'tan Star Gods (3rd Edition) team-up and claim the Hill for the 40k universe. 40k's hill.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/11/30 16:01:52
Subject: King of the Hill
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Unit 01, a GN Archer, Black Rock Shooter, Haruhi Suzumiya, Squid Girl, Sailor Saturn, Goku, Luffy, the entirety of Oorai Girl's Academy and their tanks, Mega Man, Sakura Hinamoto and a swarm of Ohmu arrive.
Anime's hill.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/30 18:09:01
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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General Zod lands on the hill, and everyone KNEEEEEEELS before him.
Zod's hill.
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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