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The law was called by locals on a cat sitting in a tree, and appearing to be armed with an "assault rifle".



And no, it's not from The Onion. The story is from MSM. I ran across it by accident and thought it was funny. I figured I would share in case anybody needed a good laugh.




http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/police-called-after-cat-lurking-in-tree-appeared-to-be-holding-assault-rifle/vi-BBAsnlm

The meme's are coming to life;

Cat wasn't shot on sight. White Privilege in action.

 oldravenman3025 wrote:
And no, it's not from The Onion.

It's still fake though. The police put it up as a joke, and MSN omitted this fact for better clickbait.

Felines don't pussyfoot around, and they have purrfect aim. I'd be a scaredy cat too if I saw that and would call the cops without paws for thought while I turned tail and ran, hoping kitty wouldn't take meowt before I got to safety.

Damn man you just took all the puns from everyone XD

They had to shoot the cat nine times to make sure it was no longer a threat.

Rodeney the wiener dog says all cats should be considered armed and Evil.

 Frazzled wrote:
Rodeney the wiener dog says all cats should be considered armed and Evil.

Hee, hee.......

Anyone missed this bit:

".....Police turned up with dogs...."

Feline scum could tell that the local law enforcement personnel were under correct supervision and quietly gave himself up.

Feline scum know and lament that most sensible humans have wisely aligned themselves with team dog. Multiple dogs turned up on site to make sure that rescuing human law enforcement personnel were not hoodwinked into thinking the deceptive feline horror is 'cuter' than it actually is.

All in all this was an acceptable counter of an attempted infiltration of law enforcement community, by a feline, for the purpose of corrupting vulnerable human law enforcement personnel into switching allegiance to realign themselves more closely to policy approved by the feline menace.

We can mark this one as solved, happy tailwaggings all round I say.

 Orlanth wrote:
Anyone missed this bit:

".....Police turned up with dogs...."

Feline scum could tell that the local law enforcement personnel were under correct supervision and quietly gave himself up.

Feline scum know and lament that most sensible humans have wisely aligned themselves with team dog. Multiple dogs turned up on site to make sure that rescuing human law enforcement personnel were not hoodwinked into thinking the deceptive feline horror is 'cuter' than it actually is.

All in all this was an acceptable counter of an attempted infiltration of law enforcement community, by a feline, for the purpose of corrupting vulnerable human law enforcement personnel into switching allegiance to realign themselves more closely to policy approved by the feline menace.

We can mark this one as solved, happy tailwaggings all round I say.

The war between Cats and Dogs will never be truly won until one side figures out how to use a door handle.

 Easy E wrote:
The war between Cats and Dogs will never be truly won until one side figures out how to use a door handle.

George could open latch doors. We had dobermans that just ate through the door. Does that count?


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Also, here we have a recently rescued former shelter dog giving a bear what for. Moral of the story...don't ever ever feth with rescue dogs once they find a home. They will cut you!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/39871231