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"We sit in Bryn's office. Facing us are several large TV screens beaming feeds from each falcon pen, so Bryn can monitor them at all times. The birds' names are listed on the security screens. These include Raquel, Fast Lad, Nasty German and gakky Arse.
'What are those?' I ask, pointing to a pile of rubber bowls stacked neatly beside Bryn's desk.
He glances at them. 'Inseminating hats.'
What happens, however, is more extraction than insemination. Bryn will strap one of the hats to his head (imagine a First World War Tommy helmet made from rubber, with little collecting holes in the top of it), enter a falcon's pen, wait for the falcon to fall in love with a little hole, then collect the semen in a tube once back inside the office. No stimulating materials are required to help the falcons go about their business. Apparently, the sight of the hat is enough to excite them."
Never ever complain about your job again eh ?
The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
I too, am puzzled as to why the apparatus that the bird feths needs to be a hat.
It couldn't go on a table or something? Give the glorious apex predator some privacy?
We were once so close to heaven, St. Peter came out and gave us medals; declaring us "The nicest of the damned".
“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'”
feeder wrote: I too, am puzzled as to why the apparatus that the bird feths needs to be a hat.
It couldn't go on a table or something? Give the glorious apex predator some privacy?
Sounds like the OP is a bit of a freak.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
Kilkrazy wrote: Look at it this way, a hat, that a person wears, while a bird feths it...
AWESOME!!
Try saying that whilst you have avian spunk dribbling down your face.
And the award for Dakka's Least Enjoyable Mental Image of the Week award goes to....
We were once so close to heaven, St. Peter came out and gave us medals; declaring us "The nicest of the damned".
“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'”
Makes me wonder why there is a thread about *Australians* horrifiying the world. Clearly we are eleventy times more normal than other parts of the world.
bag!"
