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2017/07/14 16:11:44
Subject: Truck full of eels overturns in Oregon
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Confessor Of Sins
WA, USA
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Afterward, Curran killed a guy in the parking lot with a trident.
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2017/07/14 16:15:47
Subject: Truck full of eels overturns in Oregon
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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I eel like that's a a crash id sure not want to slime into!
Slow news day lol
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/07/14 16:32:09
Subject: Truck full of eels overturns in Oregon
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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I don't know. I sense shenanigans. The whole thing looks slimy to me.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2017/07/14 17:04:27
Subject: Truck full of eels overturns in Oregon
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Imperial Guard Landspeeder Pilot
On moon miranda.
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Neither the grossest nor the slimiest thing to happen here that day, nor probably the only one involving sea creatures, just the only one to occur on the highway.
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IRON WITHIN, IRON WITHOUT.
New Heavy Gear Log! Also...Grey Knights!
The correct pronunciation is Imperial Guard and Stormtroopers, "Astra Militarum" and "Tempestus Scions" are something you'll find at Hogwarts. |
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2017/07/14 17:10:23
Subject: Truck full of eels overturns in Oregon
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Damsel of the Lady
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The article notes that they are hagfish, not eels, yet they still use the word eels in the title!
what is journalism coming to.
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realism is a lie
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2017/07/14 19:20:15
Subject: Truck full of eels overturns in Oregon
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Facte News!
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2017/07/14 21:33:51
Subject: Truck full of eels overturns in Oregon
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Incorporating Wet-Blending
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What is particularly disturbing is that their slime is what makes them desired as food.
Also, they like to burrow into creatures and eat them from the inside. So there is that.
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-James
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2017/07/15 01:50:50
Subject: Re:Truck full of eels overturns in Oregon
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Mmmmm...Unagi! Oishi des!
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2017/07/15 21:10:23
Subject: Truck full of eels overturns in Oregon
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle
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I was more shocked to find someone eats hagfish... They have to be one of the most disgusting creatures in existence.
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 insaniak wrote:Sometimes, Exterminatus is the only option.
And sometimes, it's just a case of too much scotch combined with too many buttons...
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2017/07/16 17:23:57
Subject: Re:Truck full of eels overturns in Oregon
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Did Fulgrim Just Behead Ferrus?
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Am I the only one that immediately thought of Monty Python's Hungarian Phrase Book sketch upon reading the thread title?
"My hovercraft is full of eels."
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"Through the darkness of future past, the magician longs to see.
One chants out between two worlds: Fire, walk with me." - Twin Peaks
"You listen to me. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a naysayer and hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method... is love. I love you Sheriff Truman." - Twin Peaks |
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2017/07/17 00:08:20
Subject: Truck full of eels overturns in Oregon
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Posts with Authority
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 Steve steveson wrote:I was more shocked to find someone eats hagfish... They have to be one of the most disgusting creatures in existence.
I remember learning that hagfish slime can be used as a substitute for egg whites... A fact that I have been trying to forget, ever since....
Many years ago, the aquarium near where I lived at the time had a 'petting zoo' area - with hagfish as one of the cuddly creatures for kids to handle... Whoever came up with that was somebody that actually knows children! 
The Auld Grump - a truck of hagfish is probably not as bad as a truck full of 20,000 lbs. of burning cheese, at least....
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Kilkrazy wrote:When I was a young boy all my wargames were narratively based because I played with my toy soldiers and vehicles without the use of any rules.
The reason I bought rules and became a real wargamer was because I wanted a properly thought out structure to govern the action instead of just making things up as I went along.
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2017/07/17 00:56:12
Subject: Re:Truck full of eels overturns in Oregon
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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You know, I saw the headline and immediately thought 'the only way that could be more entertaining would be if they were hagfish'.
Well, what do you know...
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