The Mad Pooper Strikes Again!

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**Necros**

Colorado residents beware!

Police are searching for a mysterious female jogger who has been terrorizing a Colorado Springs neighborhood with heinous public poops, KKTV reports...

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/bjvnam/the-mad-pooper-is-terrorizing-a-town-with-her-turds-vgtrn

**jhe90**

The roles wishes this was the most urgent headline news.

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

So when Paula Radcliffe stops to curl one off, it's fine.

But not this woman?

**Necros**

I betcha she would stop pooping where she's not supposed to if her someone would just smush her face in it and tell her no.

**SlaveToDorkness**

Rule #34 is in play here, methinks.

**BigWaaagh**

All this and she hasn't been caught or arrested or...let your imagination run wild on the possible "responses" from affected individuals?

**Chute82**

Akron,Ohio has had the mad pooper for a few years now...http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/akron/akron-pooper-sought-890432

**cuda1179**

At least this isn't as weird as the guy in Nebraska that was leaving Vasoline butt and penis imprints on store windows over the course of several months a couple years back.

**Mathieu Raymond**

There is an underpass I use every day to get to work, right next to my place, where someone leans on the columns that support the ceiling, and just jets semi-liquid gak in a long, thick line of feces on the bottom 2 to three feet of the column. They even bring their own toilet paper to sipe themselves clean and leave it in situ. Piles of the stuff are steadily accumulating.

**KingCracker**

Mathieu Raymond wrote:
There is an underpass I use every day to get to work, right next to my place, where someone leans on the columns that support the ceiling, and just jets semi-liquid gak in a long, thick line of feces on the bottom 2 to three feet of the column. They even bring their own toilet paper to sipe themselves clean and leave it in situ. Piles of the stuff are steadily accumulating.

Things like that just make your brain stop for a minute, you cant really figure out the why of it.

**SlaveToDorkness**

Homeless people I'd say.

**cuda1179**

I don't know about you, but if I was homeless that would not be my first choice as a dumping ground. I can't poo with that little privacy.

Although, to be fair, I watched as my extremely drunk sister in law squatted to pee in the grass at her own wedding, so anything could happen.

**Grey Templar**

Sadly, with being homeless it seems that decency is often one of the things that you lose.