Out of Context Match Quotes

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**OverlyGrumpyTau**

The name of this game is simple, a lot of odd things are said during a match, sometimes joke, sometimes things akin to "I would like to stab your Nob" or more mature than that, or hell less mature than that.
Post below the best quotes you can make up, or you have heard in real life, I have a few to share but I'll start with one to make it fair.

"If you're doing something to make a Daemonette say 'I need an adult' You really need to take stock in your life"

**Verviedi**

All quotes posted below are things that were said in the store or while arranging games.

“No, night elves are. They have the most beautiful women. You'd have like... a million babies, and- ”

“But that's a SLAVIC tank!”

“Well, this is going to hurt no matter what, but at least this way we can both have fun."

"Death by orgasm? It’s the Orc way!"

EDIT: Just woke up, and had a dream that I got banned for this post.

**anyname121**

In reference to a Doom Scythe getting shot down by my army "Aw, I thought the croissant would do better."

And to me forgetting an Autocannon Team and using a spare clear flying stand "Invisible Wonder Woman Gun"

**Thorax Abdomen**

"How much is a bag of dicks? $3.99 a pound?"

"They are sold by weight, not volume; some settling may occurr"

**OverlyGrumpyTau**

After getting the No Mercy chosen for the current round of a tournament
"Call this round a pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks, because this round is Basic"

**Buddingsquaw**

"I could always try a tactical suicide"
"I'll beat you to death with my collection of disco sticks"

**NoiseMarine with Tinnitus**

5th ed.

"Here comes the......ohhhh. Wait a moment, I errrr."

Wazzing points cost DG terminators and Abby have a huge deepstrike mishap.

Sad face.

**Slayer-Fan123**

"I don't think my HMO will cover this"

**MechaEmperor7000**

"No that monkey was driving a Truck. What do you mean my monolith mishaped?"