King of the Hill

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**snurl**

Chuck Norris takes the hill.
Any questions?
Chucks Hill.

**ENOZONE**

Yeah, Bruce Lee kicks his ass and gives it to to the land of Kung Fu.

Kung Fu hill.

**Decio**

Aimbot Marines no-spoce him and scream gleefully into their headsets. Then, the tactical nuke happened.

Welcome to Nuketown 2025 w/ zombies.

I retake it with HAZMAT soldiers.

HAZMAT hill.

**TheRobotLol**

My computer is broken, so a rift in the fabric of the internet opens up and consumes the hill.

My hill.

**ENOZONE**

Anonhill.

Anon.

**snurl**

I bury you there.
Cemetary Hill

**Coolyo294**

The 1st Minnesota Volunteer Infantry reprises their role from the civil war and kicks you off Cemetery Hill.

1st Minnesota's hill

**ENOZONE**

Old Man Winter pile drives Minnesota at Tower.

Old Man Winter's hill.

**Decio**

The Grim Reaper kills all life in the area.

Silent Hill.

**CthuluIsSpy**

Pyramid Head starts sharpening his blade
Noisy hill.

**ENOZONE**

Planet Killer is activated.

Fire Hill.

**CthuluIsSpy**

Hurricane Sandy hits
Wet hill

**ENOZONE**

The Adeptus Mechanicus arrives.

City Upon a Hill.

**snurl**

A Necron Monolith emerges.
Pointy hill.

**ENOZONE**

Tzeentch blasts the hill into oblivion.

Insurmountable Hill.

**Admiral Valerian**

A little girl with a dog finds the hill, leaving Tzeentch dumbfounded. The little girl's hill.

**Decio**

She grows up and has a nice family. The countless generations build many great things.

Innovation's Hill

**ENOZONE**

The generations abruptly end when one becomes a baker.

Yeasty hill.

**Admiral Valerian**

Fungicide is dropped from the air by a Starhawk Bomber. My hill.

**ENOZONE**

Bane is flying the plane and uses one of his lackies to nosedive into the hill.

My hill.

**Admiral Valerian**

I de-orbit an enemy orbital dock and send plummeting towards the hill. My hill.

**ENOZONE**

Tyranids realign an entire system to cause an entire asteroid belt to come crashing into the hill.

My Hill.

**snurl**

The Asteroids were full of bugs from the bug planet.
The Mobile Infantry are quickly deployed to eliminate the threat.

Would You Like To Know More?

Starship Troopers Hill

**Admiral Valerian**

The prow weapons battery of my flagship are replaced with an armageddon weapon, before launching an exterminatus on the entire planet. No hill.

**snurl**

Surface earthquakes triggered by the explosions create a Brand New Hill.
Cherry Hill

**Admiral Valerian**

I escort eight Imperial Guard transports to orbit, after which they land and secure the hill. Imperial hill.

**Squigsquasher**

Daemonettes arrive, hump the Guardsmen to a highly pleasant death and then hump the hill.

Daemonette's hill.

**Coolyo294**

I attack the hill wielding a nemesis force weapon and storm bolter.

My hill.

**Decio**

The Galactic Space Police arrest you.

Police-Cordoned Hill

**ENOZONE**

My dead body becomes part of mother earth.

I AM the HIIIILLL.