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2018/02/21 18:12:12
Subject: Loser Unit Fight Club: Current Loser Champion: Jokaero
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Clousseau
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Let's crown the worst melee unit in the game, using math hammer!
1. The unit must be classified as Infantry. No characters.
2. No stratagems or supporting units included (conscripts do not have a commissar, for example).
3. Melee only. No shooting! Even if you have pistols. No psychic! Problems are solved with fists around here, not brains. Morale will take effect at the end of each round.
4. Unit points will be equivalent (if you propose a 160 point unit, that would mean say 40 conscripts fight it).
5. It will be assumed that all models can always fight (even if there are 200 models, they will all assumed to be able to fight).
6. If a unit has a weapon equipped, it will use it. No wielding a sword and electing to use "close combat attack." Also, a unit must use the best FREE upgrades available. These guys want to win, after all. No dropping chainswords if you have access to them. Sluggas and Choppas over Shootas.
7. If a match cannot be resolved in 10 turns, we will go to the judges scorecard. To make my life easy we will go with wounds dealt calculated as points.
8. Movement distance will act as initiative. In the event of a tie, the Defending Champion goes first. In this case, the loser stays on, so the defending champion is a loser.
9. Since this is a fun exercise, it is not meant as a discussion around what is good or what is bad, and what should be nerfed.
10. Loser stays on. The unit will fight until it beats something, and a new loser is crowned.
To make my life easier in battlescribe, please post the faction, as well as the role, and the appropriate name (my first nominee below)
Round 1
Defending Loser:
Faction: Tau
Role: Troop
Name: Strike Team
Challenger:
Faction: AM
Role: Elite
Name: Ratlings
Loser: Ratlings
Round 2
Defending Loser:
Faction: AM
Role: Elite
Name: Ratlings
Challenger:
Faction: Tyranids
Role: Elite
Name: Zoanthropes
Loser: Ratlings
Round 3
Defending Loser:
Faction: AM
Role: Elite
Name: Ratlings
Challenger:
Faction: Inquisition
Role: Elite
Name: Jokaero
Loser: Jokaero
Current Loser Champion: Jokaero
Who dare enter Thunderdome?
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This message was edited 8 times. Last update was at 2018/02/21 19:11:13
Galas wrote:I remember when Marmatag was a nooby, all shiney and full of joy. How playing the unbalanced mess of Warhammer40k in a ultra-competitive meta has changed you
Bharring wrote:He'll actually *change his mind* in the presence of sufficient/sufficiently defended information. Heretic. |
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2018/02/21 18:20:46
Subject: Loser Unit Fight Club
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Heroic Senior Officer
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I offer the Ratlings to the Thunderdome.
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2018/02/21 18:25:57
Subject: Loser Unit Fight Club
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I will take Deathmarks into the Thunder Dome!
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CaptainStabby wrote:If Tyberos falls and needs to catch himself it's because the ground needed killing.
jy2 wrote:BTW, I can't wait to run Double-D-thirsters! Man, just thinking about it gets me Khorney.
vipoid wrote:Indeed - what sort of bastard would want to use their codex?
MarsNZ wrote:ITT: SoB players upset that they're receiving the same condescending treatment that they've doled out in every CSM thread ever. |
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2018/02/21 18:27:11
Subject: Loser Unit Fight Club
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Faction: Tyranids
Role:Elite
Name: Zoanthropes
Unit size: min 3
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2018/02/21 18:28:31
Subject: Loser Unit Fight Club
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Clousseau
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We'll start with Ratlings. Crunching Ratlings win!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2018/02/21 18:31:37
Galas wrote:I remember when Marmatag was a nooby, all shiney and full of joy. How playing the unbalanced mess of Warhammer40k in a ultra-competitive meta has changed you
Bharring wrote:He'll actually *change his mind* in the presence of sufficient/sufficiently defended information. Heretic. |
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2018/02/21 18:33:08
Subject: Re:Loser Unit Fight Club
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Kid_Kyoto
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They HAVE to keep the free upgrade, or do you mean that they can't just choose a worse free upgrade?
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2018/02/21 18:45:21
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2018/02/21 18:33:18
Subject: Loser Unit Fight Club
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Clousseau
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Round 2: Ratlings v Zoanthropes Recalcuating. made a mistake UPDATE: Zoanthropes win this combat. Zoanthropes have 3 wounds a piece. Ratlings are still the loser to beat.
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This message was edited 4 times. Last update was at 2018/02/21 18:59:16
Galas wrote:I remember when Marmatag was a nooby, all shiney and full of joy. How playing the unbalanced mess of Warhammer40k in a ultra-competitive meta has changed you
Bharring wrote:He'll actually *change his mind* in the presence of sufficient/sufficiently defended information. Heretic. |
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2018/02/21 18:41:49
Subject: Loser Unit Fight Club
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Witch Hunter in the Shadows
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The mighty Jokaero shall answer the challenge
A pair of strength 2 attacks, WS 6+, toughness 3, and a 5++ save (3 wounds). 38 points all in.
0.139 wounds on average to a ratling.
0.074 in return * 5.43 ratlings = 0.4 wounds.
After 7 rounds of ineffectual punching the Jokaero kills his first ratling.
A round later the surviving ratlings take their revenge and the jokaeros last wound.
EDIT - too late :( ... though jokaero against what looks to be an even numbers matchup of zoanthrope is going to go very badly for the chimp
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2018/02/21 18:44:04
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2018/02/21 18:43:21
Subject: Loser Unit Fight Club
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Resentful Grot With a Plan
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Da grots don't want to go in but I herd them forwards with a whip.
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2018/02/21 18:43:24
Subject: Re:Loser Unit Fight Club
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Clousseau
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daedalus wrote:They HAVE to keep the free upgrade, or do you mean that they can't just choose a worse free upgrade? If it's the first one, Inquisition Acolytes with thunder hammers enter the thunderdome. If it's the second, I'd need to think about it for a while. We're talking base wargear for the most part. For example, a dreadnought should be viewed in its base kit, which includes a CCW. Inquisition Acolytes with Thunder Hammers is fine, provided you're not selecting the Thunder Hammer and paying points for that choice. If that is their default loadout, you're good. Automatically Appended Next Post: Second - make a mistake on Ratlings vs Thropes. Recalculating.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2018/02/21 18:52:27
Galas wrote:I remember when Marmatag was a nooby, all shiney and full of joy. How playing the unbalanced mess of Warhammer40k in a ultra-competitive meta has changed you
Bharring wrote:He'll actually *change his mind* in the presence of sufficient/sufficiently defended information. Heretic. |
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2018/02/21 18:45:05
Subject: Re:Loser Unit Fight Club
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Kid_Kyoto
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Marmatag wrote: daedalus wrote:They HAVE to keep the free upgrade, or do you mean that they can't just choose a worse free upgrade?
If it's the first one, Inquisition Acolytes with thunder hammers enter the thunderdome. If it's the second, I'd need to think about it for a while.
We're talking base wargear for the most part. For example, a dreadnought should be viewed in its base kit, which includes a CCW.
Inquisition Acolytes with Thunder Hammers is fine, provided you're not selecting the Thunder Hammer and paying points for that choice. If that is their default loadout, you're good.
Okay. I misunderstood. Nevermind my choice then.
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2018/02/21 18:53:48
Subject: Loser Unit Fight Club
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Fresh-Faced New User
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A.T. wrote:The mighty Jokaero shall answer the challenge
A pair of strength 2 attacks, WS 6+, toughness 3, and a 5++ save (3 wounds). 38 points all in.
0.139 wounds on average to a ratling.
0.074 in return * 5.43 ratlings = 0.4 wounds.
After 7 rounds of ineffectual punching the Jokaero kills his first ratling.
A round later the surviving ratlings take their revenge and the jokaeros last wound.
EDIT - too late :( ... though jokaero against what looks to be an even numbers matchup of zoanthrope is going to go very badly for the chimp
Did you count re-rolls ? re-roll hit, wound or both.
nevermind, its shooting phase..
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2018/02/21 18:54:42
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2018/02/21 18:54:01
Subject: Loser Unit Fight Club
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Should of called it the weenie roundup.
What bout the humble gretchen?
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Unit1126PLL wrote: Scott-S6 wrote:And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.
Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!
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2018/02/21 18:58:21
Subject: Re:Loser Unit Fight Club
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Kid_Kyoto
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I've made my choice. Astra Militarum Wyrdvane Psykers enter the Thunderdome. 8ppm.
Lot of attacks compared to zoans, but I think there's a chance here.
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2018/02/21 19:00:12
Subject: Loser Unit Fight Club
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Clousseau
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I made a mistake, the zoans actually won that fight. I forgot to calculate their 3 wounds per and 3++ save. my bad. Ratlings are still the ongoing champion. Jokaero was proposed so the ratlings will fight the jokaero. Crunching
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2018/02/21 19:00:27
Galas wrote:I remember when Marmatag was a nooby, all shiney and full of joy. How playing the unbalanced mess of Warhammer40k in a ultra-competitive meta has changed you
Bharring wrote:He'll actually *change his mind* in the presence of sufficient/sufficiently defended information. Heretic. |
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2018/02/21 19:03:52
Subject: Loser Unit Fight Club
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Preacher of the Emperor
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Tau Marker Drones will volunteer for tribute for the greater good.
Four of them. 32 points.
Wait, are they infantry?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2018/02/21 19:05:05
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2018/02/21 19:04:26
Subject: Loser Unit Fight Club
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Damsel of the Lady
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I will offer the humble Inquisitorial Acolyte.
Inquisition
Elite
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2018/02/21 19:05:48
Subject: Loser Unit Fight Club
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Clousseau
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Jokaero loses to Ratlings. It is a hard fought battle that takes 9 rounds but ultimately the jokaero dies to the remaining ~3 ratlings. New Loser: Jokaero need to step away. his statline is: 2 wd, str 2, t 2, 2 attacks, ws6+, save 5++. Points i can't post. feel free to mathhammer and keep it moving while i'm away.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2018/02/21 19:08:55
Galas wrote:I remember when Marmatag was a nooby, all shiney and full of joy. How playing the unbalanced mess of Warhammer40k in a ultra-competitive meta has changed you
Bharring wrote:He'll actually *change his mind* in the presence of sufficient/sufficiently defended information. Heretic. |
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2018/02/21 19:07:38
Subject: Loser Unit Fight Club
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Heroic Senior Officer
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Desubot wrote:Should of called it the weenie roundup.
What bout the humble gretchen?
They'll win through sheer numbers vs the Ratlings
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2018/02/21 19:07:45
Subject: Loser Unit Fight Club
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Kid_Kyoto
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Audustum wrote:I will offer the humble Inquisitorial Acolyte.
Inquisition
Elite
I thought about those. With base 2 attacks and a chainsword they're stuck with, they're actually more effective than a lot of things would be. They'd probably beat out IG Veterans, for example.
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2018/02/21 19:42:31
Subject: Loser Unit Fight Club: Current Loser Champion: Jokaero
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Joke answer: Spore Mines. They have the weakest statline in the game. Even worse than gretchin. Buuut they don't get to use it because they always explode before the fight phase starts. So I'd say they don't count.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2018/02/21 19:44:15
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2018/02/21 19:44:31
Subject: Loser Unit Fight Club: Current Loser Champion: Jokaero
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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I forget do servitors still have that mind lock thing?
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Unit1126PLL wrote: Scott-S6 wrote:And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.
Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!
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2018/02/21 19:57:14
Subject: Loser Unit Fight Club: Current Loser Champion: Jokaero
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle
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The warp opens and spits out some flamers of Tzeentch.
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2018/02/21 20:00:48
Subject: Loser Unit Fight Club: Current Loser Champion: Jokaero
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Shadowy Grot Kommittee Memba
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I know flamers aren't going to win, I flailed some fire warriors to death with them in my last game, and fire warriors already fell to the might of the suckmonkey. Automatically Appended Next Post: MV8 Missile Drone.
1 single S3 AP- WS5+ attack,
T4 4+ W1,
20 points.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2018/02/21 20:05:47
"Got you, Yugi! Your Rubric Marines can't fall back because I have declared the tertiary kaptaris ka'tah stance two, after the secondary dacatarai ka'tah last turn!"
"So you think, Kaiba! I declared my Thousand Sons the cult of Duplicity, which means all my psykers have access to the Sorcerous Facade power! Furthermore I will spend 8 Cabal Points to invoke Cabbalistic Focus, causing the rubrics to appear behind your custodes! The Vengeance for the Wronged and Sorcerous Fullisade stratagems along with the Malefic Maelstrom infernal pact evoked earlier in the command phase allows me to double their firepower, letting me wound on 2s and 3s!"
"you think it is you who has gotten me, yugi, but it is I who have gotten you! I declare the ever-vigilant stratagem to attack your rubrics with my custodes' ranged weapons, which with the new codex are now DAMAGE 2!!"
"...which leads you straight into my trap, Kaiba, you see I now declare the stratagem Implacable Automata, reducing all damage from your attacks by 1 and triggering my All is Dust special rule!" |
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2018/02/21 20:15:26
Subject: Loser Unit Fight Club: Current Loser Champion: Jokaero
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Arent Missile drones an upgrade that cant be taken as a unit? Because if we are talking upgrades then there is always the mighty cherub from the sm dev unit.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2018/02/21 20:16:20
Unit1126PLL wrote: Scott-S6 wrote:And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.
Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!
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2018/02/21 20:33:38
Subject: Loser Unit Fight Club: Current Loser Champion: Jokaero
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Shadowy Grot Kommittee Memba
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Desubot wrote:Arent Missile drones an upgrade that cant be taken as a unit?
Because if we are talking upgrades then there is always the mighty cherub from the sm dev unit.
I'm not sure, maybe. I feel like Jokaero is *slightly* bending the "no characters" clause because he's basically a character, GW just derped and forgot to give him the rule. If we're talking "worst melee model for the points" then we get into models with upgrades and such. So maybe the drones are DQ'ed for that.
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"Got you, Yugi! Your Rubric Marines can't fall back because I have declared the tertiary kaptaris ka'tah stance two, after the secondary dacatarai ka'tah last turn!"
"So you think, Kaiba! I declared my Thousand Sons the cult of Duplicity, which means all my psykers have access to the Sorcerous Facade power! Furthermore I will spend 8 Cabal Points to invoke Cabbalistic Focus, causing the rubrics to appear behind your custodes! The Vengeance for the Wronged and Sorcerous Fullisade stratagems along with the Malefic Maelstrom infernal pact evoked earlier in the command phase allows me to double their firepower, letting me wound on 2s and 3s!"
"you think it is you who has gotten me, yugi, but it is I who have gotten you! I declare the ever-vigilant stratagem to attack your rubrics with my custodes' ranged weapons, which with the new codex are now DAMAGE 2!!"
"...which leads you straight into my trap, Kaiba, you see I now declare the stratagem Implacable Automata, reducing all damage from your attacks by 1 and triggering my All is Dust special rule!" |
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2018/02/21 20:38:07
Subject: Loser Unit Fight Club: Current Loser Champion: Jokaero
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I offer Cenobyte Servitors!
Far inferior to regular servitors.
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2018/02/21 21:53:10
Subject: Loser Unit Fight Club: Current Loser Champion: Jokaero
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Painlord Titan Princeps of Slaanesh
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I offer GK scouts. Oh wait....
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2018/02/21 22:15:24
Subject: Loser Unit Fight Club: Current Loser Champion: Jokaero
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Bonkers Buggy Driver with Rockets
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While it’s kind of rules-iffy due to it only being 2/3rds infantry, I nominate the zzap gun (with grot crew). 30 points gets you 2 S2 attacks at WS5+ and one S3 attack at 6+. Killing the grots disables the gun, so you only need to kill 2 grots to wipe a unit. Even if only one dies, morale is a problem too. The “movement as initiative” is a problem because while the grots have 5” movement, the gun has 3” movement so idk how that works.
Alternatively the Stompa is so horiffically overcosted and so mediocre in melee that it might lose to almost 1000 points of infantry chipping it down dealing more wounds than it over 10 turns.
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40k drinking game: take a shot everytime a book references Skitarii using transports.
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2018/02/21 22:24:00
Subject: Loser Unit Fight Club: Current Loser Champion: Jokaero
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Resentful Grot With a Plan
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Grots can maybe win ant swarm style but if they don't hit hard enough soon enough morale losses will swat them, right?
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