I think I'm going to design an articulated monopod that mounts on the side of a table and kickstart it.
Video battle reports are apparently not going away, but man do they make me dizzy.
Automatically Appended Next Post: Nevermind. Apparently such a thing exists:
https://www.amazon.com/Universal-Flexible-Desktop-Bracket-Bathroom/dp/B0107UR3JI/
Seriously. Get one, put it on the side of your table. It will help your battle reports immensely.