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2018/12/15 15:43:32
Subject: If all of your wargaming miniatures came to life while you slept, could they kill you?
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Furious Raptor
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Picture this: You're sound asleep at night when your (now fully-sentient) models come to life, with the sole intention of killing you! They know that they are stored away in carry-cases (Or wherever you keep them), and are currently asleep. They can communicate according to fluff (So marines have a vox channel, Tyranids are all under the control of the hivemind, Cultists have to be close enough to talk to each other, etc).
For the purposes of this scenario lets assume that their equipment/weapons and bodies/armour all work correctly according to fluff. So they are protected by armour, but while weapons do work they are obviously less effective on you because you're huge by comparison. A plague knife would probably give you a fever or cold eventually. A battle cannon could take a few fist-sizes out of a wooden door.
Also, your armies won't try to kill each other, just for the sake of killing you.
So Dakka, how would you hold up against your own army? I would most likely be killed, unless I woke up from the sounds of the Daemon engines and Berzerkers/Orks coming for me. If my Night Lords managed to get a few flamers by my bedroom door and set it alight, Raptors could fly up to my face and blind me with plasma and melta guns. I don't have any super heavy models, so I think I could take them if I woke up before they got into place.
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2018/12/15 16:07:49
Subject: If all of your wargaming miniatures came to life while you slept, could they kill you?
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Foxy Wildborne
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Why bother with tiny weapons, any single mini could choke a sleeping person.
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2018/12/15 16:09:47
Subject: If all of your wargaming miniatures came to life while you slept, could they kill you?
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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This. All it takes if a miniature in your throat. Especially the spiky ones, which could get really lodged in your trachea.
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2018/12/15 16:12:09
Subject: If all of your wargaming miniatures came to life while you slept, could they kill you?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I take if you've seen the film "Small Soldiers" and Toy Story and The Little Toaster?
Also if a regular battle cannon is taking chunks out of a wooden door - yeah you're dead.
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2018/12/15 17:31:14
Subject: If all of your wargaming miniatures came to life while you slept, could they kill you?
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Shouldn't have bought all those Starcraft minis...
"Nuclear launch detected."
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2018/12/15 17:54:11
Subject: If all of your wargaming miniatures came to life while you slept, could they kill you?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
UK
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The Red Dot of DEATH! Run away!
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2018/12/15 18:31:02
Subject: If all of your wargaming miniatures came to life while you slept, could they kill you?
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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Yep, even if we apply all the limitations as they're currently stashed (i.e. inside Pelican cases, etc.). I've left my current fleet of Eldar tanks on a painting desk, and they can fly. There's also a suspicious Typhon on the shelf nearby, and that things barrel is about .45cal or so.
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2018/12/15 18:55:00
Subject: Re:If all of your wargaming miniatures came to life while you slept, could they kill you?
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Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator
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I am just feeling sorry for anyone who has a Deathstrike in their house.
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Disclaimer - I am a Games Workshop Shareholder. |
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2018/12/15 19:00:22
Subject: If all of your wargaming miniatures came to life while you slept, could they kill you?
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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How about a Warlord Titan? An armored 8 year old with a bad attitude...
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2018/12/15 19:08:11
Subject: If all of your wargaming miniatures came to life while you slept, could they kill you?
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Mekboy on Kustom Deth Kopta
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My Orks would destroy much of themselves trying to get out of their carry case I reckon.
Once they’re out I’d be in trouble though. The boss alone could easily slit my throat and I’ve literally hurt myself on some of the sharper minis when I wasn’t even trying.
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2018/12/15 19:31:24
Subject: If all of your wargaming miniatures came to life while you slept, could they kill you?
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Bryan Ansell
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I would assume that the deamonettes, slanneshi cultists and old old old school Bull headed Slannesh daemons I have lying around would cram my orifices and kill me that way.
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2018/12/15 20:01:50
Subject: If all of your wargaming miniatures came to life while you slept, could they kill you?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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CthuluIsSpy wrote:
This. All it takes if a miniature in your throat. Especially the spiky ones, which could get really lodged in your trachea.
I'd imagine you'd woke up once something touched your lips. Fly landing on face can wake you up, I'd imagine something trying to force way past your teeth would be even worse.
Overread wrote:Also if a regular battle cannon is taking chunks out of a wooden door - yeah you're dead.
Nope. That thing can't elevate the cannon worth a damn. Unless it can hit your ankle (which would be difficult seeing you can move faster than the cannon will traverse) it would need some serious high ground to be a threat. When simply climbing your bed would be almost impossible task for all 40K minis I can't see them doing much.
What would be dangerous though are all sorts of flyers (though only those that can turn without hitting walls), elite infantry, particularly with meltaguns, psykers, anything that can teleport (ironically making GK one of the most dangerous armies), vortex grenades and similar warp weapons, flamers (just set fire to as many things as you can and wait), anything that can target eyes with good accuracy and damage, and that's probably pretty much it...
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2018/12/15 20:23:37
Subject: If all of your wargaming miniatures came to life while you slept, could they kill you?
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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Mr. Burning wrote:I would assume that the deamonettes, slanneshi cultists and old old old school Bull headed Slannesh daemons I have lying around would cram my orifices and kill me that way.
Going out with a smile?
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2018/12/15 20:32:19
Subject: If all of your wargaming miniatures came to life while you slept, could they kill you?
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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There’s an Ordinatus Sagittar in my room.
My ass is grass.
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2018/12/15 20:34:50
Subject: Re:If all of your wargaming miniatures came to life while you slept, could they kill you?
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Did Fulgrim Just Behead Ferrus?
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If they all came to life with their full power and abilities (even at scale)? My house and probably everything else within 100 feet would be flattened. The combination of firepower, psychic energy, and magical forces that would be unleashed would likely leave a miniature Eye of Terror behind.
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"Through the darkness of future past, the magician longs to see.
One chants out between two worlds: Fire, walk with me." - Twin Peaks
"You listen to me. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a naysayer and hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method... is love. I love you Sheriff Truman." - Twin Peaks |
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2018/12/15 20:35:36
Subject: If all of your wargaming miniatures came to life while you slept, could they kill you?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Dunno about coming to life and trying to kill me, my night goblins drew blood often enough, I'm sure I heard sniggering a few times as well
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2018/12/16 08:01:12
Subject: If all of your wargaming miniatures came to life while you slept, could they kill you?
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Does relative size have any bearing on psychic potential? Even if it did, couldn't Magnus the Red disintegrate your whole country?
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2018/12/16 08:44:18
Subject: If all of your wargaming miniatures came to life while you slept, could they kill you?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I have several WFB Wizards. If they cast Purple Sun at my head, game over. Automatically Appended Next Post: Mr. Burning wrote:I would assume that the deamonettes, slanneshi cultists and old old old school Bull headed Slannesh daemons I have lying around would cram my orifices and kill me that way.
Depending on the orifice, it could be far worse than death...
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2018/12/16 08:52:50
Subject: Re:If all of your wargaming miniatures came to life while you slept, could they kill you?
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Douglas Bader
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Yep, that's enough firepower worth of neutron lasers sitting on a perfect sniping position on my desk. RIP me.
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There is no such thing as a hobby without politics. "Leave politics at the door" is itself a political statement, an endorsement of the status quo and an attempt to silence dissenting voices. |
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2018/12/16 08:54:23
Subject: Re:If all of your wargaming miniatures came to life while you slept, could they kill you?
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Imperial Agent Provocateur
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Not sure which is more worrying, minis coming to life or the fact someone thought to ask....
If they all work together (fortunately not likely ) I'm dead meat. In this room there are 80+ Death Guard, 2 tanks and aprox 20 assorted chaos under the bed, on the desk are 6 Ravenwing, 5 VBCW militia, 12 WWII Russian winter war troops, 8 deathwatch, 20 space marine (unpainted), 6 beastmen, 10 guard and a box of mixed metals. In the loft though... 150+ SM, 30 Harlequin, 100+ FI War Canadian and Iroquois, 40 Swedish 18th century troops, around 250 Orks and unknown quantity of others unpainted and/or part built. By weight alone the metals would crush me.
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2018/12/16 09:04:27
Subject: If all of your wargaming miniatures came to life while you slept, could they kill you?
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Jealous that Horus is Warmaster
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Between all of the armies of the house... Chaos Space Marines, Deamons, Deathwatch, Grey Knights, Tau, Harlequins, Eldars, Orks, Astra Militarum... I reckon said house is seriously compromised...
I mean this is not even up to date, not by at least 100 minis, including an Imperial knight, whose thermal cannon I would guess could hurt quite a bit...
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2018/12/16 09:17:55
Subject: If all of your wargaming miniatures came to life while you slept, could they kill you?
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Sister Oh-So Repentia
United Kingdom
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Have you experienced the pain of a night goblin spear?
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2018/12/16 09:22:04
Subject: If all of your wargaming miniatures came to life while you slept, could they kill you?
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Imperial Agent Provocateur
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Can't be as bad as a metal weirdboy on the toe followed by trying to find all the bits again.
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2018/12/16 10:19:37
Subject: If all of your wargaming miniatures came to life while you slept, could they kill you?
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[MOD]
Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Imperial Knight
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Several lances worth of Imperial Knights. They'd take one look at me, declare me a giant in dire need of slaying and go to work hooting their war horns all the way.
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Fatum Iustum Stultorum
Fiat justitia ruat caelum
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2018/12/16 10:23:58
Subject: If all of your wargaming miniatures came to life while you slept, could they kill you?
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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I own a baneblade and multiple leman russes with Vanquisher cannons. Not to mention all my CSM stuff and renegade guard.
I'd imagine i would be swiss cheese.
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https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page
A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
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2018/12/16 16:14:45
Subject: If all of your wargaming miniatures came to life while you slept, could they kill you?
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Terrifying Doombull
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The old boxed set ones, that seemed purposefully designed to dig under your fingernails when picked up?
No. I've repressed all those memories.
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Efficiency is the highest virtue. |
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2018/12/16 16:48:49
Subject: If all of your wargaming miniatures came to life while you slept, could they kill you?
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Damsel of the Lady
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They may try, but the jokes on them! I glued them together wrong, and they all break into pieces as they attempt to descend from their shelf.
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realism is a lie
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2018/12/16 19:19:48
Subject: Re:If all of your wargaming miniatures came to life while you slept, could they kill you?
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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Yes
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Ayn Rand "We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality" |
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2018/12/16 19:35:48
Subject: If all of your wargaming miniatures came to life while you slept, could they kill you?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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2018/12/16 19:48:36
Subject: If all of your wargaming miniatures came to life while you slept, could they kill you?
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Did Fulgrim Just Behead Ferrus?
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Come to think of it, if all my minis did come to life, they might decide to work together in completing their assembly and painting themselves, so that would be progress, I guess?
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"Through the darkness of future past, the magician longs to see.
One chants out between two worlds: Fire, walk with me." - Twin Peaks
"You listen to me. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a naysayer and hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method... is love. I love you Sheriff Truman." - Twin Peaks |
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