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Two Kriegers are using a lull in the action to split a vacuum flask of hot recaff before the next assault.

Engineer S.T. Atler: "I'm glad in a way that Emperor's Day is over. As if the Commissar on the Cabinet wasn't bad enough, I got tired of hearing our Commissar sing his favorite carol over and over again."

Grenadier W. Aldorf: "What carol was that?"

Engineer S.T. Atler: "O TannenBLAM!"

Both: "DOHOHOHOHOHO"

Lord-Commissar K. LaGrenouille: "I heard that. Orderly! Fetch my good disciplining bolt pistol. No, that's the executive disciplining bolt pistol..."

Grenadier W. Aldorf: "Groxchips."