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Write any facts about anything in wh40k(not memes) funny weird or strange. Just remember it must be cannon!

A shuriken catapult shoots 100 shuriken per second.

Space Marines employ child soldiers.

Daemons can be tamed.

Sisters of Battle were used for sexual gratification purpose.

Tyranids are functionnaly immortal.

Imperial guard used to employ penal troops fitted with explosive collars - the latter was not only a disciplinary measure, but the handler could detonate the collars to turn the convicts into suicide bombers.

Dogs outrank privates in the IG.

epronovost wrote:
A shuriken catapult shoots 100 shuriken per second.

Space Marines employ child soldiers.

Daemons can be tamed.

Sisters of Battle were used for sexual gratification purpose.

Tyranids are functionnaly immortal.

Daemons tamed? Like bloodletters?! WUT?

If an Ork thinks that something will work, it will work.

 Yarium wrote:
If an Ork thinks that something will work, it will work.

Yup thats explains everything

sajmonikpl1 wrote:

epronovost wrote:
A shuriken catapult shoots 100 shuriken per second.

Space Marines employ child soldiers.

Daemons can be tamed.

Sisters of Battle were used for sexual gratification purpose.

Tyranids are functionnaly immortal.

Daemons tamed? Like bloodletters?! WUT?

More like Fleshounds and Juggernauts, I would think.

sajmonikpl1 wrote:

epronovost wrote:
A shuriken catapult shoots 100 shuriken per second.

Space Marines employ child soldiers.

Daemons can be tamed.

Sisters of Battle were used for sexual gratification purpose.

Tyranids are functionnaly immortal.

Daemons tamed? Like bloodletters?! WUT?
How screwed up you must be that daemons actually are afraid of you?(expect gray knights inquisitors etc.)

Termagants have a growth rate measured in seconds. They are also birthed fully armed with loaded weapons.

Also, the definition of termagant is “ a harsh-tempered or overbearing woman.”

 Stormonu wrote:
Termagants have a growth rate measured in seconds. They are also birthed fully armed with loaded weapons.

Also, the definition of termagant is “ a harsh-tempered or overbearing woman.”

Ok im never gonna look at my termagants like i did before. Just WOW

The Blood Angels once “borrowed” a suit of Terminator Armour from the Ultramarines and painted it red. Now the armour is cursed, and every Blood Angel to wear it dies horribly, chipping away more of the red paint.

diepotato47 wrote:
The Blood Angels once “borrowed” a suit of Terminator Armour from the Ultramarines and painted it red. Now the armour is cursed, and every Blood Angel to wear it dies horribly, chipping away more of the red paint.

And they say Blood Ravens are thieves....

Well, that is also factually correct.

 greatbigtree wrote:
Well, that is also factually correct.

I tried to finish this line but SOMEONE stole it!

“If you wanted to keep it, you should have nailed it down. Then I could have stolen some nails too.” - Brother Stealeus of the Blood Ravens

diepotato47 wrote:
“If you wanted to keep it, you should have nailed it down. Then I could have stolen some nails too.” - Brother Stealeus of the Blood Ravens

I heard baneblades and metal boxes distract them for some time.

 Stormonu wrote:
Imperial guard used to employ penal troops fitted with explosive collars - the latter was not only a disciplinary measure, but the handler could detonate the collars to turn the convicts into suicide bombers.

Dogs outrank privates in the IG.

A little more than that. Canids also hold officer-status, meaning that striking one is equivalent to assault on an officer, and so is accordingly the punishment.

 Apple Peel wrote:

 Stormonu wrote:
Imperial guard used to employ penal troops fitted with explosive collars - the latter was not only a disciplinary measure, but the handler could detonate the collars to turn the convicts into suicide bombers.

Dogs outrank privates in the IG.

A little more than that. Canids also hold officer-status, meaning that striking one is equivalent to assault on an officer, and so is accordingly the punishment.

I imagined doggo in commissar uniform barking at guardsman.Who would harm a doggo?

Does canids refer to literal, ordinary dogs? Not like some sort of beastmen?

sajmonikpl1 wrote:

Daemons tamed? Like bloodletters?! WUT?

 vipoid wrote:
Does canids refer to literal, ordinary dogs? Not like some sort of beastmen?

sajmonikpl1 wrote:

Daemons tamed? Like bloodletters?! WUT?

Spoiler:

I have no mouth and i must scream.....
WHAT IN THE GRIMDARK SAKE IS THIS?!
It looks like genestealer but straight from nostromo

Eldar defecate crystals
They also require repeated copulations at specific stages to successfully procreate. The males needs to deposit new genetic material at each stage
This is both the reason they can't recoup loses as fast as humans/t'au but also why they make poor host organisms for Genestealers

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sajmonikpl1 wrote:

 vipoid wrote:
Does canids refer to literal, ordinary dogs? Not like some sort of beastmen?

sajmonikpl1 wrote:

Daemons tamed? Like bloodletters?! WUT?

Spoiler:

I have no mouth and i must scream.....
WHAT IN THE GRIMDARK SAKE IS THIS?!
It looks like genestealer but straight from nostromo

Btw i meant non chaos people taming daemons.... Just saying

diepotato47 wrote:
The Blood Angels once “borrowed” a suit of Terminator Armour from the Ultramarines and painted it red. Now the armour is cursed, and every Blood Angel to wear it dies horribly, chipping away more of the red paint.

"Levi." The bolter's magazine was tiny in comparison to Levi's power glove, but he had no trouble in sliding it home. There was a click and the bolter's catch held the magazine. Levi shook his head, working the helmet seals carefully into place. His suit was battered and scarred and badly in need of repainting. It wasn't even in the proper chapter colours, having come from the Ultramarines armory a generation before. Bare metal showed in several places. Levi, like many of the suits previous users, had refused to let the Techmarines repaint it. Every time it's Ultramarines colours had been hidden, the suits wearer had been killed. Levi maintained that the suit knew it was only borrowed, and even the techs had come to believe the same. They had given up trying to persuade him to have it repainted in the proper colours.

sajmonikpl1 wrote:
Btw i meant non chaos people taming daemons.... Just saying

That photo is of a Dark Eldar Beastmaster and his Khymera charges. Non-chaos "person" there as DE do not worship Chaos at all. They enter a dream-scape and "tame" whole packs of Daemonic Khymera

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 Galef wrote:

sajmonikpl1 wrote:
Btw i meant non chaos people taming daemons.... Just saying

That photo is of a Dark Eldar Beastmaster and his Khymera charges. Non-chaos "person" there as DE do not worship Chaos at all. They enter a dream-scape and "tame" whole packs of Daemonic Khymera

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You know dark eldars.... They are just weird. But still taming daemons is an achievment.


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 Galef wrote:
Eldar defecate crystals
They also require repeated copulations at specific stages to successfully procreate. The males needs to deposit new genetic material at each stage
This is both the reason they can't recoup loses as fast as humans/t'au but also why they make poor host organisms for Genestealers

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I dont know if its true but some time of they greater days they copulated more like rabbits (and i mean A LOT) so no wonders why they have problems with that. But like i said im not sure about this part.
Second thing: imagine Eldar having diarrhea. OUCH

One of the most highly respected and awe inspiring chapter masters simply wants to die as he is 1500 years old

 Beersarius Drawl wrote:
One of the most highly respected and awe inspiring chapter masters simply wants to die as he is 1500 years old

Raven guard? Because i watched TTS and it matches their primarch and emo looking style.

sajmonikpl1 wrote:

 Beersarius Drawl wrote:
One of the most highly respected and awe inspiring chapter masters simply wants to die as he is 1500 years old

Raven guard? Because i watched TTS and it matches their primarch and emo looking style.

I believe Beersarius is referring to Dante - his self-titled novel certainly gives that impression in places, but I think his outlook has changed by the end of it.

 Dysartes wrote:

sajmonikpl1 wrote:

 Beersarius Drawl wrote:
One of the most highly respected and awe inspiring chapter masters simply wants to die as he is 1500 years old

Raven guard? Because i watched TTS and it matches their primarch and emo looking style.

I believe Beersarius is referring to Dante - his self-titled novel certainly gives that impression in places, but I think his outlook has changed by the end of it.

Maybe its true but he dont want to die. He killed every enemy of mankind from Carnifexes to Administratum desks. He suffers from blood hunger but he is rather ok with it.

epronovost wrote:
A shuriken catapult shoots

Sisters of Battle were used for sexual gratification purpose.

That was before they were "Sisters of Battle" IIRC though. What was they called under Vandire ?