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2020/04/07 17:04:31
Subject: Invent a Collective Noun.
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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How do?
A very much light hearted thread for these troubling times. And it’s simple. Pick something, and invent a collective noun for it. Genuine collective noun examples? A Murder of Crows, A Cauldron of Bats. So many are pretty daft to begin with.
I’ll kick off.
Lego. The correct collective noun for Lego is a HOW MUCH?!? of Lego.
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2020/04/07 17:28:39
Subject: Invent a Collective Noun.
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Imperial Guard Landspeeder Pilot
On moon miranda.
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Collective noun for Legos? I'll propose Assembly, given their intended purpose. An Assembly of Legos. Alternatively, a "Construct" of Legos?
I'll propose Bobble Heads as the next item 
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IRON WITHIN, IRON WITHOUT.
New Heavy Gear Log! Also...Grey Knights!
The correct pronunciation is Imperial Guard and Stormtroopers, "Astra Militarum" and "Tempestus Scions" are something you'll find at Hogwarts. |
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2020/04/07 18:02:33
Subject: Invent a Collective Noun.
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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A Bonfire of Funko Pops.
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2020/04/07 18:06:41
Subject: Invent a Collective Noun.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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An indictment of unfinished miniatures.
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2020/04/08 06:56:59
Subject: Invent a Collective Noun.
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard
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A wunch of investment bankers. (This may have to be explained for the Americans, but my British compatriots would understand the "w" + ⚓ reference.
An Incompetence of politicians.
A hypocrisy of evangelicals.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2020/04/08 06:58:22
I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
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2020/04/08 07:22:43
Subject: Re:Invent a Collective Noun.
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Incorporating Wet-Blending
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A mellow of stoners.
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2020/04/08 07:44:06
Subject: Invent a Collective Noun.
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[MOD]
Making Stuff
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An Agitation of Bobble Heads?
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2020/04/08 09:13:39
Subject: Invent a Collective Noun.
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Monstrously Massive Big Mutant
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An incontinence of televisions
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2020/04/08 15:37:08
Subject: Invent a Collective Noun.
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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An ignorance of Reality TV ‘Stars’
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2020/04/08 18:07:53
Subject: Re:Invent a Collective Noun.
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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For the D&D fans...I submit
Noun: Hobo
Plural: Hobos
Collective Noun: Murder
Example: While walking down town, I saw a murder of hobos.
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2020/04/08 18:27:13
Subject: Invent a Collective Noun.
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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I thought it was “a stench of hobos”? I’m a bit afraid to google “murder group hobos”.
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2020/04/09 01:27:26
Subject: Invent a Collective Noun.
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan
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That stabbed me right in the chest.
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 lord_blackfang wrote:Respect to the guy who subscribed just to post a massive ASCII dong in the chat and immediately get banned.
 Flinty wrote:The benefit of slate is that its.actually a.rock with rock like properties. The downside is that it's a rock
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2020/04/10 11:56:35
Subject: Invent a Collective Noun.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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A "Steaming Heap" of political promises
An Inconsideration of people having picnics during a pandemic
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2020/04/10 23:29:55
Subject: Invent a Collective Noun.
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Villanous Scum
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Murderhobos is a name given to a group thats first (and often only) response to a problem in RPGs is to kill it, these problems can include such things as seeing a person walking down the street or an NPC quest giver etc.
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On parle toujours mal quand on n'a rien à dire. |
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2020/04/12 19:39:10
Subject: Invent a Collective Noun.
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau
USA
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 ingtaer wrote:
Murderhobos is a name given to a group thats first (and often only) response to a problem in RPGs is to kill it, these problems can include such things as seeing a person walking down the street or an NPC quest giver etc.
I like to call such groups a cavalcade of feth me 
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2020/04/15 03:17:12
Subject: Re:Invent a Collective Noun.
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan
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I think "stench" is much better reserved for "a stench of wargamers".
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lord_blackfang wrote:Respect to the guy who subscribed just to post a massive ASCII dong in the chat and immediately get banned.
Flinty wrote:The benefit of slate is that its.actually a.rock with rock like properties. The downside is that it's a rock
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2020/04/15 06:24:30
Subject: Re:Invent a Collective Noun.
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Incorporating Wet-Blending
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 Ouze wrote:I think "stench" is much better reserved for "a stench of wargamers".
Alternatively, "funk" or "miasma" would work as well.
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2020/04/16 03:16:05
Subject: Invent a Collective Noun.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I believe the collective of wargamers is a "rules dispute" of wargamers...
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Guard gaurd gAAAARDity Gaurd gaurd. |
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2020/04/16 20:34:57
Subject: Invent a Collective Noun.
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Esteemed Veteran Space Marine
My secret fortress at the base of the volcano!
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This is one we actually had to do in a Pathfinder game, when my summoner cast the most powerful summon monster spell and got 1D3 + 1 Tyrannosaurus Rexes. What do you call a plurality of T-Rexes?
We settled on "Regicide"
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 Emperor's Eagles (undergoing Chapter reorganization)
 Caledonian 95th (undergoing regimental reorganization)
 Thousands Sons (undergoing Warband re--- wait, are any of my 40K armies playable?) |
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2020/05/15 01:58:48
Subject: Re:Invent a Collective Noun.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Sounds obvious but a "Monarchy" of T-Rexes for the plural would be cool. 
How about a plural for a group of social distance ignoring idiots?
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2020/05/15 02:34:30
Subject: Re:Invent a Collective Noun.
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Incorporating Wet-Blending
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 BigWaaagh wrote:Sounds obvious but a "Monarchy" of T-Rexes for the plural would be cool.
How about a plural for a group of social distance ignoring idiots?
A vector?
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2020/05/17 19:59:01
Subject: Re:Invent a Collective Noun.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Nice! I was thinking Clusterfeth.
What about a plural for armies collecting dust in one's basement/game room?
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2020/05/18 14:47:38
Subject: Invent a Collective Noun.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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A pedantry of rules lawyers?
For armies gathering dust I'd suggest an entropy. Somehow, even just sitting there, they seem to manage to fall apart.
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2020/09/23 22:25:16
Subject: Invent a Collective Noun.
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Liberated Grot Land Raida
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Collective noun for unfinished projects?
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2020/09/24 02:23:28
Subject: Invent a Collective Noun.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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A preoccupation of unfinished projects.
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2020/09/24 13:31:45
Subject: Invent a Collective Noun.
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Ork Boy Hangin' off a Trukk
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Sounds good, but what about a procrastination of unfinished projects? Or something rooted in the word "ignore".
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2020/09/24 20:36:27
Subject: Re:Invent a Collective Noun.
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Chalice-Wielding Sanguinary High Priest
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A postponing of unfinished projects.
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 "Hard pressed on my right. My centre is yielding. Impossible to manoeuvre. Situation excellent. I am attacking." - General Ferdinand Foch |
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2020/09/24 22:40:37
Subject: Invent a Collective Noun.
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Walking Dead Wraithlord
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A kettle of regret..
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2020/09/25 12:51:29
Subject: Re:Invent a Collective Noun.
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Chalice-Wielding Sanguinary High Priest
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An ohbuggermesideways of spilt Earl Grey.
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"Hard pressed on my right. My centre is yielding. Impossible to manoeuvre. Situation excellent. I am attacking." - General Ferdinand Foch |
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2020/09/25 14:03:01
Subject: Invent a Collective Noun.
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Ork Boy Hangin' off a Trukk
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An ignorable stench of bad cable tv
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Eldar- 4436 pts
