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the title is explanatory, so...

I'd ask the emperor what he'd have done differently if he'd known how the future 10,000 years would go based on what he did do.



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I've never watched a whole episode of Firefly. 
   
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[DCM]
Last Remaining Whole C'Tan






Pleasant Valley, Iowa

Dear Emperor,

Why does the Burna Boyz sprue come with 3 weapon options for the Mekboy - Big Shoota, Rokkit Launcha, and KMB - but only includes one right arm, which means you can only actually build the KMB?

-Ouze

 lord_blackfang wrote:
Respect to the guy who subscribed just to post a massive ASCII dong in the chat and immediately get banned.
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut



NE Ohio, USA

 Ouze wrote:
Dear Emperor,

Why does the Burna Boyz sprue come with 3 weapon options for the Mekboy - Big Shoota, Rokkit Launcha, and KMB - but only includes one right arm, which means you can only actually build the KMB?

-Ouze


Dear Ouze,

Thank you for bringing this to our attention. I will direct the servitors at GW to remove the offending bitz as soon as possible

-The Emperor
   
Made in fr
Dakka Veteran






 Ouze wrote:
Dear Emperor,

Why does the Burna Boyz sprue come with 3 weapon options for the Mekboy - Big Shoota, Rokkit Launcha, and KMB - but only includes one right arm, which means you can only actually build the KMB?

-Ouze


Dear Ouze,

that's because the people running GW are soulless corporate bloodsuckers who want to may you to have to buy more kits to assemble the other options.

I've never watched a whole episode of Firefly. 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut



NE Ohio, USA

 Matt Swain wrote:
 Ouze wrote:
Dear Emperor,

Why does the Burna Boyz sprue come with 3 weapon options for the Mekboy - Big Shoota, Rokkit Launcha, and KMB - but only includes one right arm, which means you can only actually build the KMB?

-Ouze


Dear Ouze,

that's because the people running GW are soulless corporate bloodsuckers who want to may you to have to buy more kits to assemble the other options.


Psst; I'll let you in on a secret.
Spoiler:
Clippers & Exacto-knives? They aren't just for separating bitz from spue & removing mold lines.
Combine with a bit of glue & a few tiny magnets....
   
Made in us
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




San Jose, CA

I'd ask Lorgar why hes such a little bitch.....?
or maybe why Perturabo is soooooo lame?


but seriously....
   
Made in gb
Regular Dakkanaut




Mr Cypher,

After spending thousands of years giving the Dark Angels the runaround and inexorably moving toward earth you finally arrive, get captured, break out of a maximum security prison (I would assume being run by custodes) and then just simply disappear and do nothing.

Has every theory about your plans been wrong and you've simply been on some sort of Galactic Grand Tour taking in all the sights? If so, which battlefield do you have the fondest memories of?

   
Made in de
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike






 Ouze wrote:
Dear Emperor,

Why does the Burna Boyz sprue come with 3 weapon options for the Mekboy - Big Shoota, Rokkit Launcha, and KMB - but only includes one right arm, which means you can only actually build the KMB?

-Ouze


I actually have never noticed that, because I always looted those weapons for other models
... and I've build 8 boxes of them.

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Earth is not flat
Vaccines work
We've been to the moon
Climate change is real
Chemtrails aren't a thing
Evolution is a fact
Orks are not a melee army
Stand up for science!
 
   
Made in gb
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard







Dear Mr Ulthuan. What are next weeks' lottery numbers?

I hope you are well.and enjoying your crystals.. crystallz... crishtial... shiny rest.

Yours Faithfully, Flinty.

Please excuse any spelling errors. I use a tablet frequently and software keyboards are a pain!

Terranwing - w3;d1;l1
51st Dunedinw2;d0;l0
Cadre Coronal Afterglow w1;d0;l0 
   
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Scarred Ultramarine Tyrannic War Veteran





Do they have to answer honestly?

Can Alpharius and Omegon count as one person?

Which side were you really on or What the heck were you guys up to?

My WHFB armies were Bretonians and Tomb Kings. 
   
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Rampaging Furioso Blood Angel Dreadnought





Stevenage, UK

I also would like to know if they have to answer, and honestly. Because I can see the question I want to ask not being answered at all.
To Mephiston: what haunts you? What is it about overcoming the Black Rage that's changed you so drastically, and stops you passing advice on how to conquer it onto your brothers?

"Hard pressed on my right. My centre is yielding. Impossible to manoeuvre. Situation excellent. I am attacking." - General Ferdinand Foch  
   
Made in ca
Longtime Dakkanaut





"Can you please not come here?"

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 Galef wrote:
If you refuse to use rock, you will never beat scissors.
 
   
Made in pl
Longtime Dakkanaut




How hard is the state exam to join planet side adeptus ministratum, if you are not forced to take one as punishment, but try to do it as a lower rank local.

If you have to kill, then kill in the best manner. If you slaughter, then slaughter in the best manner. Let one of you sharpen his knife so his animal feels no pain. 
   
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Executing Exarch






Id ask Angron who pissed in his cornflakes.. (but only if I was 100% certain I would be whisked back to the reality where hes a tiny plastic toy solidier)

But I would ask big E. Why don't you just stop lying and tell people what's going on and avoid all the BS!?

But for real : What is the terminus decree...

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https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/772746.page#10378083 - My progress/failblog painting blog thingy

Eldar- 4436 pts


AngryAngel80 wrote:
I don't know, when I see awesome rules, I'm like " Baby, your rules looking so fine. Maybe I gotta add you to my first strike battalion eh ? "
 
   
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Regular Dakkanaut






Dear Emperor,
Is TTS canon?
Regards,
Concerned lore enthusiast.

Each clan represents a type of hobbyist:
Deathskulls are the people who can make armies from scraps,
Blood Axes are the ones who think about something called "taktics" before a game,
Evil Sunz are the speed painters, who crank out armies in a week,
Snakebites are the ones who either prefer old rules and models, and/or were there when they were created,
Badmoons are the ones with wealth, and can afford to buy an entire army from FW,
Goffs are the ones who play to fight,
and freebooterz are the rejected ones, the that guys, and cheaters of the hobby world, or even just 3d printer owners depending on who you ask.
 
   
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Missionary On A Mission





Hanford, CA, AKA The Eye of Terror

Dear Emperor,

What were the 2 lost legions and what did they do wrong?

Yours Truly,

Curious Citizen of the Grand Imperium

17,000 points (Valhallan, Cadian, and Vostroyan)
15,000 points
4,000 points (Order of Our Martyred Lady)
Proud Countess of House Terryn hosting 4 Knights, 2 Dominus Knights, and 5 Armigers
Stormcast Eternals: 7,000 points
"Remember, Orks are weak and cowardly, they are easily beat in close combat and their tusks, while menacing, can easily be pulled out with a sharp tug"

-Imperial Guard Uplifting Primer 
   
Made in gb
Instigating Incubi




The dark behind the eyes.

Dear Vect,

Why did you manipulate events such that you don't exist anymore?


Kind regards

Vipoid

Akiasura wrote:
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 Andilus Greatsword wrote:

"Prepare to open fire at that towering Wraithknight!"
"ARE YOU DAFT MAN!?! YOU MIGHT HIT THE MEN WHO COME UP TO ITS ANKLES!!!"



 insaniak wrote:

You're not. If you're worried about your opponent using 'fake' rules, you're having fun the wrong way. This hobby isn't about rules. It's about buying Citadel miniatures.

Please report to your nearest GW store for attitude readjustment. Take your wallet.
 
   
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Dakka Veteran






 vipoid wrote:
Dear Vect,

Why did you manipulate events such that you don't exist anymore?


Kind regards

Vipoid


"To deny she who thirsts my soul to feed upon, mon-keigh dolt!"


I've never watched a whole episode of Firefly. 
   
Made in de
Longtime Dakkanaut





I would ask Marbo:

Hey guardsman, what does this blue trinket do?
   
Made in gb
Devastating Dark Reaper




Scotland

I'd ask Magnus where Leman Russ is.

Or ask Azreal if he is aware his long lost Primarch is in perma-sleep in the center of the Rock being watched over by the watchers in the dark. Should make for an interesting reaction.

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Space Wolves - Alpha Legion - Biel-Tan - Reikland - Lizardmen of Hexoatl - Slaaneshi Daemons
 
   
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Dear Robute Guilliman,

As a Primarch known for his logistical prowess, why did you introduce the insane plethora of bolt weapons with different ammo into a paradigm that previously used only a couple standardized munitions?

And They Shall Not Fit Through Doors!!!

Tyranid Army Progress -- With Classic Warriors!:
https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/743240.page#9671598 
   
Made in ch
Warped Arch Heretic of Chaos





 DivineVisitor wrote:
I'd ask Magnus where Leman Russ is.

Or ask Azreal if he is aware his long lost Primarch is in perma-sleep in the center of the Rock being watched over by the watchers in the dark. Should make for an interesting reaction.


"ASNODAI! MAKE HIM REPENT!"

https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page
A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.

 Daedalus81 wrote:

In the 41st millennium there is only overpriced hamberders.

 
   
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 DivineVisitor wrote:


Or ask Azreal if he is aware his long lost Primarch is in perma-sleep in the center of the Rock being watched over by the watchers in the dark. Should make for an interesting reaction.


I'd pay to see that.

My WHFB armies were Bretonians and Tomb Kings. 
   
Made in gb
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard







He'd probably look at you really closely and get quietly closer and closer.and finally.whisper in your ear "I know".

And then let Asmodai purge you for being a heretic.

Please excuse any spelling errors. I use a tablet frequently and software keyboards are a pain!

Terranwing - w3;d1;l1
51st Dunedinw2;d0;l0
Cadre Coronal Afterglow w1;d0;l0 
   
Made in gb
Instigating Incubi




The dark behind the eyes.

 Insectum7 wrote:
Dear Robute Guilliman,

As a Primarch known for his logistical prowess, why did you introduce the insane plethora of bolt weapons with different ammo into a paradigm that previously used only a couple standardized munitions?


Guilliman inclines his head, thoughtfully.

"Hmm, you've given me a great deal to think about."

Pulling a notebook in front of him, he writes 'Plethora Heavy Bolt Carbine' in the margin.

Akiasura wrote:
I hate to sound like a serial killer, but I'll be reaching for my friend occam's razor yet again.
 Andilus Greatsword wrote:

"Prepare to open fire at that towering Wraithknight!"
"ARE YOU DAFT MAN!?! YOU MIGHT HIT THE MEN WHO COME UP TO ITS ANKLES!!!"



 insaniak wrote:

You're not. If you're worried about your opponent using 'fake' rules, you're having fun the wrong way. This hobby isn't about rules. It's about buying Citadel miniatures.

Please report to your nearest GW store for attitude readjustment. Take your wallet.
 
   
Made in gb
[DCM]
Ambitious Archon





Port Carmine

I'd like to ask the corpse god........ "given that the warp is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite........ would he like a toasted teacake?"

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Kabal of the Mon-keigh's Paw
Coven of the Screaming Statues

"Death is only a concern if you're both weak enough to be killed and dumb enough not to arrange your own resurrection." PM713
 
   
Made in au
Rookie Pilot




Brisbane

Ask the Highlord of Terra for the Inquisition: Why is the Imperial Creed so similar to Lorgar's pre-heresy religion? (that he got told to stop). In fact isn't the Legititio Divinatatus which the Imperium uses, originally authored by Lorgar?

I will not rest until the Tabletop Imperial Guard has been reduced to complete mediocrity. This is completely reflected in the lore. 
   
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Rampaging Furioso Blood Angel Dreadnought





Stevenage, UK

That's the kind of question that you get killed for asking, even if you got your answer first.

"Hard pressed on my right. My centre is yielding. Impossible to manoeuvre. Situation excellent. I am attacking." - General Ferdinand Foch  
   
Made in us
Mounted Kroot Tracker







Dear Aun'Va,

If I bottled your sweat and wore it like a cologne, would it get people to like me?

   
Made in de
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike






Horus, why would you listen to someone who has already lied to you twice and who you just caught deceiving you a third time over your brother who clearly went through great lengths to warn you?

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Earth is not flat
Vaccines work
We've been to the moon
Climate change is real
Chemtrails aren't a thing
Evolution is a fact
Orks are not a melee army
Stand up for science!
 
   
 
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