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Castrators
Procrastinators
Impellors
Propellers
Subcontractors
Rehabilitators
Conglomerators
exteroceptors
Corroborators
Promulgators
Incisors
Mastigators


What are your ideas for Primaris names that JUUUUUST missed the cut?
   
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Primaris Infenestrators - a unit specifically designed to launch enemies through windows.

"I can't believe all these tryhard WAACs out there just care about winning all the time when it's supposed to be a game for fun!!!!!!! Also here's my 27 page essay on why marines are OP and Orkz should get a bunch of OP rules so I can win more games

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Cheesegrators
   
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Belators - you had to put them in strategic reserves, and could only deploy from turn 4 onwards.

Killed in the cradle by GW's limitations on strategic reserves in matched play, the poor things.

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If DG get Primaris, Regurgitators.
Primaris Noise Marines- Headbangors.
   
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AC Adaptors
Resistors
Reflectors
Refractors
Instigators
Cultivators
Duplicators
Expurgators (ok that one actually sounds plausible)
   
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Denison, Iowa

Cremators (actually sounds plausible)
Exfoliators
Exfiltrators (Experts at leaving the battlefield)

   
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Masticators
   
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Emasculators - The unit actually did very well in testing, but Cawl's legal department got in a legal dispute with Kruellagh the Vile's lawyers.

Incestors - Geneseed generated by these subjects ended up being non-viable within a generation or two.

Infestors - Scrapped after collateral damage to the lab's snack cupboard.

Investors - Might actually turn out to be a huge success. Still waiting to see how their test results pan out.

Ingestors - Modifications to their digestive system made them too expensive to feed to be viable.

Be-Gladicators - Scrapped due to annoying levels of positive thinking.

Imp-Pulsors - Scrapped due to daemonic corruption.


   
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 the_scotsman wrote:
Primaris Infenestrators - a unit specifically designed to launch enemies through windows.


   
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 cuda1179 wrote:

Exfiltrators (Experts at leaving the battlefield)


The way i roll leadership checks, this could literally be a keyword right next to "Salamanders", "Blood Angels", or "Space Wolves"
   
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Wyldhunt wrote:


Incestors



Ok, that one made me actually laugh out loud.
   
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Prestidigitators


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Janitors
   
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Invalidators - self explanatory, coming in 11th edition
Incarcerators - I'm sure AOS has wardens right?
Inhibitors - psychic defence
Indebtors - anyone who collects marines at the current rate of price hikes
   
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Alligators
   
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Castigators: originally an attempt as sonic weaponry using amplified voice, rapidly retired as they spent the whole battle criticizing the other imperial factions for perceived failures, real or imagined.

Mitigators : very rapid deployment unit, intended to be held in reserve and used to shore up local failures. but the SPACE MARINES never fail, so they were never used.

Defibulators: electrically based weaponry.

Incisors: melee unit, armed with power jaws to bite tanks in half.

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Fornicators - they're saving these ones for warhammer+
   
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The Imperial farts. Experimentation with making the betcher's gland implant more toxic and corrosive lead to marines developing highly poisonous, corrosive and flammable flatulence. Some tech priests looked into weaponizing this as perhaps a close assault weapon of to produce naturally renewable sources of flamer, jump pack and plasma fuel.

The experiments were halted when an inquisitor was dispatched from terra with a message from the emperor himself gleaned thru the imperial tarot.

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I think you mean flatulators? GW's copyright department will be having a word with you shortly.
   
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That's ok, i'd have several words for them, mostly 4 letter ones.

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I wonder why nobody has mentioned it yet...

Mastubators. Clearly Slaanesh corrupted.

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 the_scotsman wrote:
Primaris Infenestrators - a unit specifically designed to launch enemies through windows.


That would be defensettrators, infenestrators are the ones who throw stuff in through the windows.

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Iterators--Not failed per say, rather they work in Cawl's naming department.

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 Lord_Valorion wrote:
I wonder why nobody has mentioned it yet...

Mastubators. Clearly Slaanesh corrupted.


That would mean GW used the same name twice. In latin this means to defile, and chaos already has a defiler unit.

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Karol wrote:
 the_scotsman wrote:
Primaris Infenestrators - a unit specifically designed to launch enemies through windows.


That would be defensettrators, infenestrators are the ones who throw stuff in through the windows.


I think this is the first time I've ever exalted one of your posts

Just imagine the guys of Warhammer TV trying to sell the latest two additions to the arsenal of the astartes: Infenestrators who are throwing grenades into windows to provide a distraction for the defenestrator melee experts which then charge in and throw the enemies of the emperor out of the window so the Infenestrators can finish them.

Two years later they will be releasing heavy defenestrators which wear gravis armor and can toss models with a wound value of less than 10 out of windows.

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 Jidmah wrote:
Karol wrote:
 the_scotsman wrote:
Primaris Infenestrators - a unit specifically designed to launch enemies through windows.


That would be defensettrators, infenestrators are the ones who throw stuff in through the windows.


I think this is the first time I've ever exalted one of your posts

Just imagine the guys of Warhammer TV trying to sell the latest two additions to the arsenal of the astartes: Infenestrators who are throwing grenades into windows to provide a distraction for the defenestrator melee experts which then charge in and throw the enemies of the emperor out of the window so the Infenestrators can finish them.

Two years later they will be releasing heavy defenestrators which wear gravis armor and can toss models with a wound value of less than 10 out of windows.


also don't forget the pice increase that makes a squad of heavy defenstrators double the price than normal defenestrators

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Karol wrote:
 the_scotsman wrote:
Primaris Infenestrators - a unit specifically designed to launch enemies through windows.


That would be defensettrators, infenestrators are the ones who throw stuff in through the windows.


Yes, exactly. you can only field them in an army where you have a fortification, and their specialized primaris tractor cannons that belligerent carl based on ork tech and nobody has a problem with grabs enemy units and sucks them into the windows of the fortification.

This is a vital, new battlefield role that space marines up until now have not had any unit specializing in, so it's an exciting new frontier for the space marine range.

Of course they also have 2 nipple heavy stubbers and a codpiece fragstorm grenade launcher in addition to their main Tesla Assault Infenestration Cannon. they are a primaris unit, after all.

"I can't believe all these tryhard WAACs out there just care about winning all the time when it's supposed to be a game for fun!!!!!!! Also here's my 27 page essay on why marines are OP and Orkz should get a bunch of OP rules so I can win more games

-the_scotsman"

-ERJAK 
   
 
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