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Otiose in a Niche






Hyderabad, India

New edition of Horus Heresy AND the last Siege of Terra book are coming, so NOW is the time for our completely false and made up Horus Hersey rumors!

The last Siege book (I read a rumor it will be called the Final Battle by William King) will show the end of the siege and...

Kick off a new 9 book series called the Battle of the Vengeful Spirit which in turn will...

Lead to a 9 book series called the Battle of the Throne Room...

The Squats will return, but as a HH faction! They're still extinct in 40k.

Oh and Squats will only be for Adeptus Titanicus. Land Trains and Colossi ho!

Several retro releases including Deimos Rhinos, Spartan Land Raider, Beakie Marines, etc. In keeping with that theme, Beakie Marines will be 30 for $20, Rhinos 2 for $25.

The return of the Imperial Army! In plastic! 30 for $20!

Horus Heresy Ork faction. They'll be just like 40k orks but y'know, with HH packaging. And a price hike.

 
   
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Bryan Ansell





Birmingham, UK

Obviously, with a new game release which enables hobbyists to portray epic battles between the rival Astartes forces of Horus and the Emperor we thought it was time to refresh the series that began it all.

Starting with Horus Heresy Book 1 Horus Rising. We will be revising and re-releasing all the books in this New York Times best selling series. Think you know how it all started? Think again!
   
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Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

We will finally know how much a Primarch can bench press with their left little toe

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Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
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Librarian with Freaky Familiar






There are loyalist iron warriors.

To many unpainted models to count. 
   
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Horrific Hive Tyrant





There are wolves on Fenris?
   
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Dakka Veteran





We discover that the sin of the two missing primarchs was that they discovered the truth...that Friendship is Magic!
   
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Otiose in a Niche






Hyderabad, India

The new box set will cost more than a 3d printer.

People will complain incessantly that GW prices have gone TOO FAR this time.

Complaints will be so bad that the box set won't sell out in the first 30 minutes.


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 Mr. Burning wrote:
Obviously, with a new game release which enables hobbyists to portray epic battles between the rival Astartes forces of Horus and the Emperor we thought it was time to refresh the series that began it all.

Starting with Horus Heresy Book 1 Horus Rising. We will be revising and re-releasing all the books in this New York Times best selling series. Think you know how it all started? Think again!


Emperor's teeth... that's just perfect.

They'll release all 50+ books only with minor changes in each one for HH 2nd Edition.

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Bryan Ansell





Birmingham, UK

Just to reiterate:

There will be NO xenos releases.
   
Made in in
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Otiose in a Niche






Hyderabad, India

Next March GW announces the second box set, Horus Heresy the Tau Expansion, scheduled for April 1. They make it very, very clear this is just an empty box with "Horus Heresy Tau Expansion" on it and is meant as an April Fool's joke.

It sells out in 30 minutes and goes to a second printing.

 
   
Made in jp
Battleship Captain






The Land of the Rising Sun

Imperial Guard formations will be relevant.

M.

Jenkins: You don't have jurisdiction here!
Smith Jamison: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened.

About the Clans: "Those brief outbursts of sense can't hold back the wave of sibko bred, over hormoned sociopaths that they crank out though." 
   
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!





I heard from a very unreliable source that GW is going to reveal that the whole horus heresy thing is a conspiracy to explain away why the emperor stopped leaving the palace. Turns out he had a falling out with his BFF Horus over whether or not warpaint constitutes makeup and has been bing watching ancient Hallmark Channel RomComs, eating ice cream, and listening to Despicitio on repeat. The HH ruleset will therefore include rules capable of recreating every Hallmark Movie scene using adeptus astartes.
   
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Bryan Ansell





Birmingham, UK

DeadliestIdiot wrote:
I heard from a very unreliable source that GW is going to reveal that the whole horus heresy thing is a conspiracy to explain away why the emperor stopped leaving the palace. Turns out he had a falling out with his BFF Horus over whether or not warpaint constitutes makeup and has been bing watching ancient Hallmark Channel RomComs, eating ice cream, and listening to Despicitio on repeat. The HH ruleset will therefore include rules capable of recreating every Hallmark Movie scene using adeptus astartes.



I think this rumour stems from recently deleted warcom articles:

Games Workshop will be releasing themed scenario and diorama boxsets to be used alongside a new raft of scenario and campaign books.

The First release will be The Mournival. Allowing players to recreate scenes of heated debate.

Following will be.

Lorgar In heated discussion with Kor Phareon.

Loken In a heated depiction of self doubt.

Davin- Stabbed Horus/Horus is now chaos double set.

Remembrancers Abroad.

Magnus sitting silently while the Wolves arrive at Prospero (With new Horoparent Tizcan 'Glass' Pyramid)

Cerberus.....

Sigismund and Dorn chastised son set.

John Grammaticus and chums in Slaanesh World.

Malcador speaking with a troubled Dorn.

Malcador Speaking with a troubled Khan.

Malcador speaking with a troubled Sanguinius.

Perturabo sifting battle data.

Metaphorical Malacdor speaking with metaphorical Emperor (release date 2030)

There are lots more but the articles said that these will be released before the actual Emperor figure is released....So excited now.




   
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Battleship Captain






The Land of the Rising Sun

The Horus uprising was all about girl Space Marines. The loyalists wanted them exterminated, and then burned. The traitors wanted to burn, and then exterminate them.

M.

Jenkins: You don't have jurisdiction here!
Smith Jamison: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened.

About the Clans: "Those brief outbursts of sense can't hold back the wave of sibko bred, over hormoned sociopaths that they crank out though." 
   
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On the Internet

 Kid_Kyoto wrote:
New edition of Horus Heresy AND the last Siege of Terra book are coming, so NOW is the time for our completely false and made up Horus Hersey rumors!

The last Siege book (I read a rumor it will be called the Final Battle by William King) will show the end of the siege and...

Kick off a new 9 book series called the Battle of the Vengeful Spirit which in turn will...

Lead to a 9 book series called the Battle of the Throne Room...

The Squats will return, but as a HH faction! They're still extinct in 40k.

Oh and Squats will only be for Adeptus Titanicus. Land Trains and Colossi ho!

Several retro releases including Deimos Rhinos, Spartan Land Raider, Beakie Marines, etc. In keeping with that theme, Beakie Marines will be 30 for $20, Rhinos 2 for $25.

The return of the Imperial Army! In plastic! 30 for $20!

Horus Heresy Ork faction. They'll be just like 40k orks but y'know, with HH packaging. And a price hike.

The community will be happy with the rules changes and it'll user in a golden age of wargaming.
   
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Bryan Ansell





Birmingham, UK

New Astartres mobile artillery to be introduced.

The aesthetic is : Existing chassis,but turned upside down.
   
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 Kid_Kyoto wrote:


Several retro releases including Deimos Rhinos, Spartan Land Raider, Beakie Marines, etc. In keeping with that theme, Beakie Marines will be 30 for $20, Rhinos 2 for $25.

The return of the Imperial Army! In plastic! 30 for $20!


The first is actually surprisingly accurate considering the new 20 man boxes and both vehicles seeing plastic releases, even if the price is way off.

The second... well, guard players can only beg the dark gods for mercy on their bank accounts at this point.
   
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Skink Chief with Poisoned Javelins




Michigan

Marines mounted on valiant, living steeds!

That's right. It's the Horse Heresy.
   
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Inspiring SDF-1 Bridge Officer






I hear they have decided to retcon the end of the HH with Horus winning, the Emps dead and the loyalist legions fleeing to the Eye of Terror.
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut




UK

The story behind one of the missing Primarchs is finally revealed. Turns out its a genestealer, though characters in the setting will be unaware of this fact until the Tyranids appear; otherwise thinking that the Primarch just has two spare hands.


This is followed by a second revelation that the other missing Primarch is a lictor using some seriously good camouflage

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3D Printing, hobbying and model fun! 
   
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Battleship Captain






The Land of the Rising Sun

We will find out that the missing legions were expunged from the records because everybody found a girlfriend, and left Daddy Emperor's place for better pastures.

M.

Jenkins: You don't have jurisdiction here!
Smith Jamison: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened.

About the Clans: "Those brief outbursts of sense can't hold back the wave of sibko bred, over hormoned sociopaths that they crank out though." 
   
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Commander of the Mysterious 2nd Legion





the next HH article will be on one of the missing legions. complete with a painting guide and a retcon that they simply had been away on a covert ops mission. 1 legion joins the loyalists, 1 joins the traitors

Opinions are not facts please don't confuse the two 
   
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Skink Chief with Poisoned Javelins




Michigan

No missing legions, instead, the next update will be all Solar Auxilia, all the time.
   
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Archmagos Veneratus Extremis




On the Internet

New Iron Warriors lore will be in the Liber Chaotica detailing how the Iron Warriors view Mk VI so poorly that it's become a punishment in the legion to wear it much like a cone of shame around a dog's neck.
   
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Librarian with Freaky Familiar






It will be reviled that magnus infact did not do anything wrong.

Mk V is being retconned out of existence

Zaharial is cypher

There are in fact wolves on fennris


To many unpainted models to count. 
   
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Bryan Ansell





Birmingham, UK

The Legionne Realtor will be a unique Character type for both Iron warriors and Imp Fists.

'This closet could be turned into an office'
One opposing Astartes Unit* may be moved out of cover per turn.

Or

Once per turn a friendly unit may take cover saves 1 higher than normally allowed.

'The smell of baking bread'
Enemy LD stats are halved for one turn.

   
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Longtime Dakkanaut





When Raven Guard get their Thunderhawk Gunship during the fifth release wave for HH, all people who preorder the kit will also receive a cassette tape (it´s 30K after all) with the pilot´s favoured song. It´s not Fortunate Son but:

SURFIN BIRD!!!
   
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Commander of the Mysterious 2nd Legion





everything on the battlefield of the trailer is getting a plastic kit released for horus heresy.. including a 40k scale warlord titan...


Opinions are not facts please don't confuse the two 
   
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Regular Dakkanaut




 Backspacehacker wrote:
It will be reviled that magnus infact did not do anything wrong.

Mk V is being retconned out of existence

Zaharial is cypher

There are in fact wolves on fennris


Reads post, looks at title of thread... wait a sec... all those things you said are true...

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Otiose in a Niche






Hyderabad, India

Generic Plastic Primarch Kit showing a 50mm tall marine with a choice of a comically oversized sword or a comically oversized axe. Choice of 5 different chapter badge shoulder and knee pads. And choice of a dead loyalist or traitor on the base.

 
   
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Commander of the Mysterious 2nd Legion





 Kid_Kyoto wrote:
Generic Plastic Primarch Kit showing a 50mm tall marine with a choice of a comically oversized sword or a comically oversized axe. Choice of 5 different chapter badge shoulder and knee pads. And choice of a dead loyalist or traitor on the base.


I'd kinda be fascinated by this just to see what someone would think a GENERIC primarch would look like

Opinions are not facts please don't confuse the two 
   
 
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