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Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Palleus wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
Don't worry Palleus, my Knights will come kill you soon enough, I just need to get my write up of messing up the Kernal and his Orks done first


Did I hear you say that you're giving me a walking scrap shipment!? Boyz! We got a walking scrap shipment coming! Fire up the forges! I'm going to armor plate the whole jungle with all this!

 TheEyeOfNight wrote:
Now I get that image of the shady drug dealer ork in a trenchcoat in some back alley

"Psst! Oi, git! Wanna buy sum waagh?"


Sigged


Challenge accepted. Prepare for Volkite spam

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in de
Shrieking Traitor Sentinel Pilot







 War Kitten wrote:
 Palleus wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
Don't worry Palleus, my Knights will come kill you soon enough, I just need to get my write up of messing up the Kernal and his Orks done first


Did I hear you say that you're giving me a walking scrap shipment!? Boyz! We got a walking scrap shipment coming! Fire up the forges! I'm going to armor plate the whole jungle with all this!

 TheEyeOfNight wrote:
Now I get that image of the shady drug dealer ork in a trenchcoat in some back alley

"Psst! Oi, git! Wanna buy sum waagh?"


Sigged


Challenge accepted. Prepare for Volkite spam


"Wait, what's Volkite?"
-Me, in a game that decidedly did not go as I thought it would

War Kitten- Nothing evens the odds like a reaper chainsword to the naughty bits
Sgt. Vanden- And now I'm a whale with panties. Can't see how this day can get any better.

Fiction: God-Fang (Beastmen) / The Flayed Legion (CSM)


 
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





 War Kitten wrote:
Challenge accepted. Prepare for Volkite spam


Oooooh! Party favors! That's so thoughtful of you! I assure you my boyz will take good care of them once we've properly dealt with their previous owners!

*turns and starts to furiously build defenses*

The Eye of Night- Psst! Oi, git! Wanna buy sum waagh?
Sgt. Vanden- Oh sweet lord I just googled it...
Bobthehero-*laughs in hotshot volley rifle*  
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Palleus wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
Challenge accepted. Prepare for Volkite spam


Oooooh! Party favors! That's so thoughtful of you! I assure you my boyz will take good care of them once we've properly dealt with their previous owners!

*turns and starts to furiously build defenses*


"Rogal, what are you doing?"
"I am fortifying this position"
"Fething damn it, Rogal."

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Palleus wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
Challenge accepted. Prepare for Volkite spam


Oooooh! Party favors! That's so thoughtful of you! I assure you my boyz will take good care of them once we've properly dealt with their previous owners!

*turns and starts to furiously build defenses*


"Rogal, what are you doing?"
"I am fortifying this position"
"Fething damn it, Rogal."


"No Rogal! We need your help!"
"The best Offence, is a good Defence."
"That's not even how it goes!"

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
"No Rogal! We need your help!"
"The best Offence, is a good Defence."
"That's not even how it goes!"


Julius Caesar actually totally made that a thing... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Alesia

The Eye of Night- Psst! Oi, git! Wanna buy sum waagh?
Sgt. Vanden- Oh sweet lord I just googled it...
Bobthehero-*laughs in hotshot volley rifle*  
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 Palleus wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
"No Rogal! We need your help!"
"The best Offence, is a good Defence."
"That's not even how it goes!"


Julius Caesar actually totally made that a thing... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Alesia


Interesting, but the quotes are from a video series that is pretty fething funny

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Palleus wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
"No Rogal! We need your help!"
"The best Offence, is a good Defence."
"That's not even how it goes!"


Julius Caesar actually totally made that a thing... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Alesia


Interesting, but the quotes are from a video series that is pretty fething funny


Oh? What series?

The Eye of Night- Psst! Oi, git! Wanna buy sum waagh?
Sgt. Vanden- Oh sweet lord I just googled it...
Bobthehero-*laughs in hotshot volley rifle*  
   
Made in us
One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm





I finally did it. I wrote up the landing and stuff. It was a long time waiting.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Considering how Paradoxical that statement is, Vlad is very much alive as he is dead.

 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Palleus, it's the Emperor's Text to Speech Device on Youtube. It is a very good series.

Vladimir, I'd welcome you back to the land of the living, but your army is more dead than a Nurgle cultist.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Vladimir, I'd welcome you back to the land of the living, but your army is more dead than a Nurgle cultist.


Considering how Paradoxical that statement is, Vlad is very much alive as he is dead.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm





 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Vladimir, I'd welcome you back to the land of the living, but your army is more dead than a Nurgle cultist.


Considering how Paradoxical that statement is, Vlad is very much alive as he is dead.


Sigging that

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Considering how Paradoxical that statement is, Vlad is very much alive as he is dead.

 
   
Made in ie
Nurgle Veteran Marine with the Flu





Cork, Ireland

Reading about Grey Knights eldar is really making me want to bring in some Dark Eldar but alas I think we have enough Eldar on this forsaken planet.

Sgt. Vanden I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.
Sgt. Vanden Irish is the definition of a Dutch oven
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Irishpeacockz wrote:
Reading about Grey Knights eldar is really making me want to bring in some Dark Eldar but alas I think we have enough Eldar on this forsaken planet.


And Necrons.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Irishpeacockz wrote:
Reading about Grey Knights eldar is really making me want to bring in some Dark Eldar but alas I think we have enough Eldar on this forsaken planet.


And Necrons.


Never enough

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Irishpeacockz wrote:
Reading about Grey Knights eldar is really making me want to bring in some Dark Eldar but alas I think we have enough Eldar on this forsaken planet.


And Necrons.


Never enough


Yes, there is enough.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Irishpeacockz wrote:
Reading about Grey Knights eldar is really making me want to bring in some Dark Eldar but alas I think we have enough Eldar on this forsaken planet.


And Necrons.


Never enough


Yes, there is enough.


What faction don't we have on Crion?

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in gb
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought




Nottingham

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Irishpeacockz wrote:
Reading about Grey Knights eldar is really making me want to bring in some Dark Eldar but alas I think we have enough Eldar on this forsaken planet.


And Necrons.


Never enough


Yes, there is enough.


What faction don't we have on Crion?

More Guardsmen is always good, but I think we're at a good point as it is. No new factions are really needed.

Rippy wrote:Never forgetti, template spaghetti.
DR:90S++G++MB+IPw40k07-D++A++/sWD366R++T(F)DM+ 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Irishpeacockz wrote:
Reading about Grey Knights eldar is really making me want to bring in some Dark Eldar but alas I think we have enough Eldar on this forsaken planet.


And Necrons.


Never enough


Yes, there is enough.


What faction don't we have on Crion?


Tarellians, Squats, Rak'gol...

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in ie
Nurgle Veteran Marine with the Flu





Cork, Ireland

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Irishpeacockz wrote:
Reading about Grey Knights eldar is really making me want to bring in some Dark Eldar but alas I think we have enough Eldar on this forsaken planet.


And Necrons.


Never enough


Yes, there is enough.


What faction don't we have on Crion?
Dark Eldar

Sgt. Vanden I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.
Sgt. Vanden Irish is the definition of a Dutch oven
 
   
Made in de
Shrieking Traitor Sentinel Pilot







 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Irishpeacockz wrote:
Reading about Grey Knights eldar is really making me want to bring in some Dark Eldar but alas I think we have enough Eldar on this forsaken planet.


And Necrons.


Never enough


Yes, there is enough.


What faction don't we have on Crion?


Tarellians, Squats, Rak'gol...


Genestealer cult, Furbies, and LEGO Minifigures. That's about it.

War Kitten- Nothing evens the odds like a reaper chainsword to the naughty bits
Sgt. Vanden- And now I'm a whale with panties. Can't see how this day can get any better.

Fiction: God-Fang (Beastmen) / The Flayed Legion (CSM)


 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 TheEyeOfNight wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Irishpeacockz wrote:
Reading about Grey Knights eldar is really making me want to bring in some Dark Eldar but alas I think we have enough Eldar on this forsaken planet.


And Necrons.


Never enough


Yes, there is enough.


What faction don't we have on Crion?


Tarellians, Squats, Rak'gol...


Genestealer cult, Furbies, and LEGO Minifigures. That's about it.


In the Grim Darkness of the 41st millenia, there is only Furbies.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Well, Dark Eldar get a reference from one of my characters. I'm terrible at expanding on it, but Seri comes from a line of Kroot who had eaten a respectable amount of Dark Eldar. I plan on having her use a splinter rifle when she isn't using a knife, and I'm trying to expand on her cruel side a bit more, but failing miserably.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Well, Dark Eldar get a reference from one of my characters. I'm terrible at expanding on it, but Seri comes from a line of Kroot who had eaten a respectable amount of Dark Eldar. I plan on having her use a splinter rifle when she isn't using a knife, and I'm trying to expand on her cruel side a bit more, but failing miserably.


Whaen in doubt, start ripping fingers off of captives

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Well, she did cut up a man, eat his insides, and leave him to hang off of a street lamp without and limbs and left his face untouched so he'd be instantly recognized.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in de
Shrieking Traitor Sentinel Pilot







 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Well, she did cut up a man, eat his insides, and leave him to hang off of a street lamp without and limbs and left his face untouched so he'd be instantly recognized.


Sounds festive.

"Seri! I told you to take down the Christmas lights already, it's Apr- Oh, that's a dude. Carry on then."


War Kitten- Nothing evens the odds like a reaper chainsword to the naughty bits
Sgt. Vanden- And now I'm a whale with panties. Can't see how this day can get any better.

Fiction: God-Fang (Beastmen) / The Flayed Legion (CSM)


 
   
Made in gb
Stubborn Eternal Guard







 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Well, Dark Eldar get a reference from one of my characters. I'm terrible at expanding on it, but Seri comes from a line of Kroot who had eaten a respectable amount of Dark Eldar. I plan on having her use a splinter rifle when she isn't using a knife, and I'm trying to expand on her cruel side a bit more, but failing miserably.


Cegorach likes cruel..


 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 The_Grey_Knight wrote:
 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Well, Dark Eldar get a reference from one of my characters. I'm terrible at expanding on it, but Seri comes from a line of Kroot who had eaten a respectable amount of Dark Eldar. I plan on having her use a splinter rifle when she isn't using a knife, and I'm trying to expand on her cruel side a bit more, but failing miserably.


Cegorach likes cruel..


I feel a gorestorm is about to engulf Torcan

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 The_Grey_Knight wrote:
 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Well, Dark Eldar get a reference from one of my characters. I'm terrible at expanding on it, but Seri comes from a line of Kroot who had eaten a respectable amount of Dark Eldar. I plan on having her use a splinter rifle when she isn't using a knife, and I'm trying to expand on her cruel side a bit more, but failing miserably.


Cegorach likes cruel..


I feel a gorestorm is about to engulf Torcan


That is why, I'm just going to stay the hell away from that place. However, if need be, I shall send over a squad or two to help out. But only in dire circumstances

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 The_Grey_Knight wrote:
 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Well, Dark Eldar get a reference from one of my characters. I'm terrible at expanding on it, but Seri comes from a line of Kroot who had eaten a respectable amount of Dark Eldar. I plan on having her use a splinter rifle when she isn't using a knife, and I'm trying to expand on her cruel side a bit more, but failing miserably.


Cegorach likes cruel..


Is he married to Morai-Heg?

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
 
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