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I think Frazz would be the psyco drill instructor.

Somehow a Lawn with restritced access fits into all of this. But I don't see how.

MEDIC! You're calling me when your leg's blown off. I'd ask if you'd tried walking it off, then tell you to try and favour the other leg for a fortnight

LOL

I think flashman would be something akin to Sharpe. Popular with the ladies, with a "love 'em and leave 'em" attidute. And as we commence our glorious charge, he shouts "Tally Ho!" before getting his head blown off. (or ducking for cover while everyone else get thiers blown off)

Emperors Faithful wrote:LOL

I think flashman would be something akin to Sharpe. Popular with the ladies, with a "love 'em and leave 'em" attidute. And as we commence our glorious charge, he shouts "Tally Ho!" before getting his head blown off. (or ducking for cover while everyone else get thiers blown off)

And me.

Frazz would be too busy drinking beer in the back lines and shooting at random cars passing by and yelling "Get off my lawn you commie kids!"

Fateweaver wrote:Frazz would be too busy drinking beer in the back lines and shooting at random cars passing by and yelling "Get off my lawn you commie kids!"

I can only Imagine you as a soldier.

You would be good at killing random people

Frazzled wouldn't be a soldier, he'd be a beserker that w'd release on the field of battle and just hope to heck that he does more damage to the enemy than he does to us.

Door gunner on a Valkyrie. But I won't be as obnoxious as the guy from full metal jacket.

Rico...

Lord-Loss wrote:

Fateweaver wrote:Frazz would be too busy drinking beer in the back lines and shooting at random cars passing by and yelling "Get off my lawn you commie kids!"

I can only Imagine you as a soldier.

You would be good at killing random people

Random people that were trying to take my guns away.

I would be the guy that quits immediately, because I wouldn't want to serve with any of you, and god forgive me, but I WILL quit if I'm ever told that any of my subordinates spend time on dakka.

chaos0xomega wrote:I would be the guy that quits immediately, because I wouldn't want to serve with any of you, and god forgive me, but I WILL quit if I'm ever told that any of my subordinates spend time on dakka.

The guys in my section would sooner have told people they were going to a gay night than off to play wargames

I'd be the one trying hard to fight the/a war, but most likely failing miserably...

Or I'd get eaten trying to tame a wolf to ride into battle on...

Emperors Faithful wrote:LOL

I think flashman would be something akin to Sharpe. Popular with the ladies, with a "love 'em and leave 'em" attidute. And as we commence our glorious charge, he shouts "Tally Ho!" before getting his head blown off. (or ducking for cover while everyone else get thiers blown off)

Flattering, but with ladies I always found it was the other way round with them leaving not long after they found the Warhammer cupboard (seriously folks, you'll save yourself no end of messing about if you mention Warhammer on the first date).

And yes, I'd be well and truly in the ducking for cover camp, though only after shouting "Tally Ho!" for the fun of it.

i'll develope a nice cell destroying virus for us. shouldn't take long. I'm thinking something melty.

Oldgrue wrote:I get the feeling me and Wrexsaur would be throwing darts at a map of the globe and dropping neutron bombs on wherever the darts hit. Or huge coconut cream pies. Whichever amused us more.

Darts. One pie qould get the whole map. You save the pie for when you order in the continental orbital cbombardment to cover up your mistakes, er stop the advancing enemy from gaining a foothold in this system.


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Emperors Faithful wrote:I think Frazz would be the psyco drill instructor.

Following in dad's footsteps, excellent!

Somehow a Lawn with restritced access fits into all of this. But I don't see how.

Thats the lawn surrounding the super secret Project "ice cream truck."


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Fateweaver wrote:Frazz would be too busy drinking beer in the back lines and shooting at random cars passing by and yelling "Get off my lawn you commie kids!"

So...basically what I do now.

If Dakka members were soldiers we would all join the Galactic Empire!

Sign me up!

i would be the guy who yells fired then runs off.

OverbossGhurzubMoga wrote:

Sign me up!

+1

Gwar would be that commisar guy who corrects the soldiers diciplinarily. All the other soldiers would tell him he was right for fear of retribution.

Well I think it would be more akin to a preist or something. Though they would likely divide into two seperate groups or RAW and RAI both sects would be able to wield giant chainswords.

I am the sand that jams the enemy's rifles. I am the glint in the sun that blinds their snipers. I am the chilling cold that freezes the enemy's engine blocks. For I am the constant death that lurks unseen always ready to take another!

G

Well after the combined might of all dakkaites we would take over the world and require everyone that could hold a brush to play 40k.
The super-nation would try to find a name, Gwar wants to name it GwarLand while H.B.M.C would want to name it The world of hate. JohnHwang would want to name it after some reference no one got. Frazzled would just yell at the other leaders saying proverbs.

Meanwhile, The world is split up into nations again each major nation being for different people, The Fluffsters, Hordes 'R' Fun, Speez marienz, Competitive playing, and of course the BURN EVERYTHING TRIBE.

The Fluffsters see themselves above everyone else and take over the world but then lose it and start dieing off slowly.

Speez Marinez would occupy most of the world after the Fluffsters and be very strict and require everyone to do 100 push ups each day.

The Competitive players create a super rocket and fly there nation to mars and make a huge warehouse that house's there nation and start creating wonderful things.

Hordes 'r' fun would unite with BURN EVERYTHING and start taking back land from the Speez marienz very slowly though.

5 years later

The BURN EVERYTHING would betray Hordes 'r' fun because they don't like how hordes roll because they all are grey most of the time. The Hordes 'r' fun would retreat to Antarctica to lick there wounds.

The BURN EVERYTHING and Speez marienz go toe to toe on fighting each other. The outcome of this war cannot be foretold yet....

1 year later

All the used to be dakka leaders unite to make a super-elite but super drunk ragtag bunch of people, they cut down the Speez marienz and BURN EVERYTHING and make the world whole again only to fight again on what to name it....

The only way dakka can start an army is to organise a massive donation campain to raise money.

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