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Hits_the_spot wrote:If i had the money and time to spare, i would buy these minis, then do a youtube video of them being fed into a food processor. Its the only way to do them justice IMO. Too harsh?

Not harsh enough. Use a wood chipper.

HadoukenAvenger wrote:Demons from the warp! DEMONS FROM THE WARP! PURGE! PURGE!

No, on second thought, purge MY EYES. With FIRE. And GUNS. I feel honest sorrow deep in my heart for this person.

Also, staying roughly on topic, you guys think this sale (linked to) is legit?
http://cgi.ebay.com/WARHAMMER-40K-FORGE-WORLD-ULTRAMARINE-DREADNOUGHT_W0QQitemZ130394560576QQcategoryZ44124QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp4340.m8QQ_trkparmsZalgo%3DMW%26its%3DC%26itu%3DUCC%26otn%3D20%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D8155546859850157053


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No way, actually. No question. That's a golden demon winner, isn't it?

$30 aussie money?
it's only $25 something state-side

but this poor fellow that has eye cancer when it comes to painting didn't paint admiral ackbar...
so he can't warn me if it's a trap


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although it may not be this poor fellow that painted them
here's another one of his items

http://cgi.ebay.com/40K-Space-Marine-Chaplain-Skull-Helmet-Painted-/200477306405?cmd=ViewItem&pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2ead60ee25

a fairly good model

I bet this guy thinks we are being hobby overlords!

Happygrunt wrote:

Hits_the_spot wrote:If i had the money and time to spare, i would buy these minis, then do a youtube video of them being fed into a food processor. Its the only way to do them justice IMO. Too harsh?

Not harsh enough. Use a wood chipper.

Still not harsh enough. Use a food processor, then a wood chipper, then a lawnmower then a shredder.
Then set them on fire.

felixthecat345 wrote:

Happygrunt wrote:

Hits_the_spot wrote:If i had the money and time to spare, i would buy these minis, then do a youtube video of them being fed into a food processor. Its the only way to do them justice IMO. Too harsh?

Not harsh enough. Use a wood chipper.

Still not harsh enough. Use a food processor, then a wood chipper, then a lawnmower then a shredder.
Then set them on fire.

I'd just use a hell of a lot of Simple Green, but that's just me

felixthecat345 wrote:

Happygrunt wrote:

Hits_the_spot wrote:If i had the money and time to spare, i would buy these minis, then do a youtube video of them being fed into a food processor. Its the only way to do them justice IMO. Too harsh?

Not harsh enough. Use a wood chipper.

Still not harsh enough. Use a food processor, then a wood chipper, then a lawnmower then a shredder.
Then set them on fire.

At which point stow 'em into a little space shuttle and send it speeding towards the sun.

Hey guys....... LISTEN! I finally stopped LOLing! Oh wait, nevermind.

I feel like I may be plumbing the depths of nerdosity, but my biggest criticism is that that 'sentinel' is blatantly at AT PT, as opposed to an AT ST.

paint jobs pretty gash too.

*crawls away to pretend he isnt the biggest geek in the county*

Munch Munch! wrote:

felixthecat345 wrote:

Happygrunt wrote:

Hits_the_spot wrote:If i had the money and time to spare, i would buy these minis, then do a youtube video of them being fed into a food processor. Its the only way to do them justice IMO. Too harsh?

Not harsh enough. Use a wood chipper.

Still not harsh enough. Use a food processor, then a wood chipper, then a lawnmower then a shredder.
Then set them on fire.

At which point stow 'em into a little space shuttle and send it speeding towards the sun.

Wow! your forgetting a major part, that food processor, wood chipper, lawn mower, and shredder are all tainted with its filth and as being so they too need to be smelted down into slag and sent into the sun. just like a heretic.

I knew I forgot something!

xblackdog wrote:

Munch Munch! wrote:

felixthecat345 wrote:

Happygrunt wrote:

Hits_the_spot wrote:If i had the money and time to spare, i would buy these minis, then do a youtube video of them being fed into a food processor. Its the only way to do them justice IMO. Too harsh?

Not harsh enough. Use a wood chipper.

Still not harsh enough. Use a food processor, then a wood chipper, then a lawnmower then a shredder.
Then set them on fire.

At which point stow 'em into a little space shuttle and send it speeding towards the sun.

Wow! your forgetting a major part, that food processor, wood chipper, lawn mower, and shredder are all tainted with its filth and as being so they too need to be smelted down into slag and sent into the sun. just like a heretic.

Then we have to blow up the sun to cleanse that too

Then we havve to blow up the whole solar system, as the sun's atoms will carry the taint across the system.

The Ghoma wrote:

xblackdog wrote:

Munch Munch! wrote:

felixthecat345 wrote:

Happygrunt wrote:

Hits_the_spot wrote:If i had the money and time to spare, i would buy these minis, then do a youtube video of them being fed into a food processor. Its the only way to do them justice IMO. Too harsh?

Not harsh enough. Use a wood chipper.

Still not harsh enough. Use a food processor, then a wood chipper, then a lawnmower then a shredder.
Then set them on fire.

At which point stow 'em into a little space shuttle and send it speeding towards the sun.

Wow! your forgetting a major part, that food processor, wood chipper, lawn mower, and shredder are all tainted with its filth and as being so they too need to be smelted down into slag and sent into the sun. just like a heretic.

Then we have to blow up the sun to cleanse that too

No no no.

You need to combine all the suns in the unniverse, and focus their energy into a massive beam, and utterly destroy those pieces of gak!

I like the walker. I would just buy that. I think I will send him a message about that...........

JSK-Fox wrote:

The Ghoma wrote:

xblackdog wrote:

Munch Munch! wrote:

felixthecat345 wrote:

Happygrunt wrote:

Hits_the_spot wrote:If i had the money and time to spare, i would buy these minis, then do a youtube video of them being fed into a food processor. Its the only way to do them justice IMO. Too harsh?

Not harsh enough. Use a wood chipper.

Still not harsh enough. Use a food processor, then a wood chipper, then a lawnmower then a shredder.
Then set them on fire.

At which point stow 'em into a little space shuttle and send it speeding towards the sun.

Wow! your forgetting a major part, that food processor, wood chipper, lawn mower, and shredder are all tainted with its filth and as being so they too need to be smelted down into slag and sent into the sun. just like a heretic.

Then we have to blow up the sun to cleanse that too

No no no.

You need to combine all the suns in the unniverse, and focus their energy into a massive beam, and utterly destroy those pieces of gak!

This stream of quotes pleases me very much.

I would have to agree that the walker looks possibly the best. Although the size of it would bug me constantly.

As for the rest of the army, I feel that letting an unsupervised child have it would be sufficient, only a model or two to a child (to keep them away from your good models, naturally. Such sacrifices must be made, but it's best to choose the unfavoured). To be played with, to be abused, smashed, and ruined in only ways that children know how to do. And at the end of his torments, the model would either be left in the bottom of a lego box to be forgotten for all time, or the child will get into the hobby himself, and paint new models. And his paint skills will improve. And so, the model will sit there in a vast sea of very well painted models, left in his original paint scheme untouched, because of sentimental value.

Naturally, either he will fail all rolls in depression. Or suffer stockholm syndrome and roll insanely well. To know only one thing: Should he succeed, he will only ever play in casual games, never in a tournament due to his paintjob.

Wow...And I thought I was a bad painter....

I know I've already posted, like, 4 times but it makes me sad that this topic has gotten 50+ posts in two days. Oh well, bad painting is quite entertaining, isn't it?

I suddenly feel much better about myself!

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And I must admit that the roadkill jawa made me giggle

the person who listed these is a dakka member.i like the idea.i think he meant to go heavy on the paint.

^If it's you I'm sorry.....

I dont care if the guy who painted it is a 1 year old with no brain, that paintjob is just pathetic.
But this does make me feel a lot better about my painting skills.

The jawa road kill is worth $400.

I wont rag on the paint jobs except to say that a black prime and painting the face probably doesn't count as a conversion in most circles >.> $400.00 for the lot is pretty off the wall though.

I've never really looked for 40k stuff on ebay before, but pawing through some of the linked auctions leads me to believe the term "Pro-painted" seems to have a really wide margin of actual expertise lol

A while back there was a link to an ebay tau army that was painted up in something of the worst scheme I have ever seen.
Anyone remember it or can point me to the pics, it got quite a laugh from people here.

That's a pretty bad picture,but I can tell it's a sucky paintjob. I'd still buy it,if he cut down the price by like 300 dollars,XP

The force is strong with this one...

JSK-Fox wrote:

The Ghoma wrote:

xblackdog wrote:

Munch Munch! wrote:

felixthecat345 wrote:

Happygrunt wrote:

Hits_the_spot wrote:If i had the money and time to spare, i would buy these minis, then do a youtube video of them being fed into a food processor. Its the only way to do them justice IMO. Too harsh?

Not harsh enough. Use a wood chipper.

Still not harsh enough. Use a food processor, then a wood chipper, then a lawnmower then a shredder.
Then set them on fire.

At which point stow 'em into a little space shuttle and send it speeding towards the sun.

Wow! your forgetting a major part, that food processor, wood chipper, lawn mower, and shredder are all tainted with its filth and as being so they too need to be smelted down into slag and sent into the sun. just like a heretic.

Then we have to blow up the sun to cleanse that too

No no no.

You need to combine all the suns in the unniverse, and focus their energy into a massive beam, and utterly destroy those pieces of gak!

after all of this we smoke a massive blunt...

Painting like that makes the baby jesus cry. Or at least it makes GW employees cry.

I really enjoy the painting mastery on display here. I mean, I wasn't even aware you could get the paint to go on that thick. Of course it could be that they didn't have any glue and that is what is holding them together. Hey, maybe we could get their address and mail them a big bottle of simple green and a bucket.

And if its a kid its a really really young kid. Even my 10 year old would be throwing some dry brush and washes around, and don't drowning the poor marines.

I lol'd.