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ChiliPowderKeg wrote:*warning incoming vent*

At my High school there are those who don't flush. Seriously, attempt to act your fething age. It's pretty damn simple, stand up, push button, how the could you people have gotten that wrong!? But it doesn't stop there, some decide "Oh let's urinate on the floor, people won't mind". And the absolute worst, smearing fecal matter over the walls.
WHAT POSSESSED YOU TO FRACKING DO THAT!?
My school never went looking for this moron and resorted to locking all but one bathroom for the rest of the school year (6 months)


Other than that, there's hipster slang, anything on Sirius 1, and flying insects.

Not trying to one up you, but that's got nothing on what a kid did that really boiled my blood back when I was in school. A kid in our class dies, we go out to the grave one day, this kid and his friends stay out there for a minute, and head back to the bus. When I finally get back there, I get into my seat along with the dead kids best friend (who, I must say, was an absolute monster in the fact that he could pick up the teachers and throw them if he wanted to.) and the jackass says to his friends "I hope the rest of them stay out there longer, I don't want to go to class."

A kid he just grew up with died, and he is only caring about the class he is missing? Pathetic, just plain pathetic....

The bad thing was was that I was caught between that jackass and the big guy. I'm probably only alive today because the big guy (who has become a good friend of mine since) isn't the violent type.

Samus_aran115 wrote:

ChiliPowderKeg wrote:*warning incoming vent*

At my High school there are those who don't flush. Seriously, attempt to act your fething age. It's pretty damn simple, stand up, push button, how the could you people have gotten that wrong!? But it doesn't stop there, some decide "Oh let's urinate on the floor, people won't mind". And the absolute worst, smearing fecal matter over the walls.
WHAT POSSESSED YOU TO FRACKING DO THAT!?
My school never went looking for this moron and resorted to locking all but one bathroom for the rest of the school year (6 months)


Other than that, there's hipster slang, anything on Sirius 1, and flying insects.

Heh. I've pissed on the floor more than once

Once again your penchant for anti-social behavior makes me cringe. Hint: This gak does not make you look cool. At all.

Slarg232 wrote:Not trying to one up you, but that's got nothing on what a kid did that really boiled my blood back when I was in school. A kid in our class dies, we go out to the grave one day, this kid and his friends stay out there for a minute, and head back to the bus. When I finally get back there, I get into my seat along with the dead kids best friend (who, I must say, was an absolute monster in the fact that he could pick up the teachers and throw them if he wanted to.) and the jackass says to his friends "I hope the rest of them stay out there longer, I don't want to go to class."

A kid he just grew up with died, and he is only caring about the class he is missing? Pathetic, just plain pathetic....

See I don't get all that bent about stuff like that. People like that are just so ignorant it's not worth getting upset by.

Poeple that park across pedestrian crossings when the traffic is heavy. Really, is it going to get you that much closer to you destination. That half a car length! You punk bugga! You've just made an accident about ten times more likely so you could get three meters closer to the car across the road from you!

God, if I had more courage and less brains I'd walk over the bonnet of your car when you do this!


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Oh, and people that say... I don't even know how to write this actually, but I will try. When they say Exspecially like there is an X there!

There is no X you monkey, say it right! It's at least acceptable in America apparently, but this is Australia, stop letting down the team!!!


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No offense to any Americans there buy the way...

Jihadnik wrote:Poeple that park across pedestrian crossings when the traffic is heavy. Really, is it going to get you that much closer to you destination. That half a car length! You punk bugga! You've just made an accident about ten times more likely so you could get three meters closer to the car across the road from you!

God, if I had more courage and less brains I'd walk over the bonnet of your car when you do this!

I have done this. Some people tried to get violent..... then see me standing and choose more wisely.

What gets me boiling mad these days:
My roommate that works a MAX 20 hours a week, then comes home and complains that dishes are not washed and house cleaning needs done, then locks himself in his (filthy) room for the next few hours playing WoW. He even had the nerve to get annoyed when I had to ask him to move his pos Mazda so I could go to my Full Time Job... why? Becasue he was in a "Raid" and didn't want to be bothered. This guy is just shy of a living abortion as far as I am concerned. I could go for hours about things I do not like about him. The only reason he still lives here is because he sleeps with the girl that owns this place.... one way of paying his share of the rent I suppose, though, as I understand it, she isnt exactly happy with his bs attitude toward finding a better job, or helping around the house.

People saying or typing Knight Titan.

Because Knights aren't Titans.

Slarg232 wrote:

ChiliPowderKeg wrote:*warning incoming vent*

At my High school there are those who don't flush. Seriously, attempt to act your fething age. It's pretty damn simple, stand up, push button, how the could you people have gotten that wrong!? But it doesn't stop there, some decide "Oh let's urinate on the floor, people won't mind". And the absolute worst, smearing fecal matter over the walls.
WHAT POSSESSED YOU TO FRACKING DO THAT!?
My school never went looking for this moron and resorted to locking all but one bathroom for the rest of the school year (6 months)


Other than that, there's hipster slang, anything on Sirius 1, and flying insects.

Not trying to one up you, but that's got nothing on what a kid did that really boiled my blood back when I was in school. A kid in our class dies, we go out to the grave one day, this kid and his friends stay out there for a minute, and head back to the bus. When I finally get back there, I get into my seat along with the dead kids best friend (who, I must say, was an absolute monster in the fact that he could pick up the teachers and throw them if he wanted to.) and the jackass says to his friends "I hope the rest of them stay out there longer, I don't want to go to class."

A kid he just grew up with died, and he is only caring about the class he is missing? Pathetic, just plain pathetic....

The bad thing was was that I was caught between that jackass and the big guy. I'm probably only alive today because the big guy (who has become a good friend of mine since) isn't the violent type.

Don't worry about one upping me, it's alright. Still, with undisciplined kids like this, whatever they do, they'll enjoy playing their little game until the day comes when they realize their lives are of no more worth than the flies I so proudly crush with my hands. Living with an angry grandparent as a disciplinarian has never been so rewarding.

When a girl stops talking to you. Because of f---ing rumor about me liking her -.-
And of me being gay.
Which is so not true...... Except me liking her.
I hate gossip in general...

helgrenze wrote:

Jihadnik wrote:Poeple that park across pedestrian crossings when the traffic is heavy. Really, is it going to get you that much closer to you destination. That half a car length! You punk bugga! You've just made an accident about ten times more likely so you could get three meters closer to the car across the road from you!

God, if I had more courage and less brains I'd walk over the bonnet of your car when you do this!

I have done this. Some people tried to get violent..... then see me standing and choose more wisely.

What gets me boiling mad these days:
My roommate that works a MAX 20 hours a week, then comes home and complains that dishes are not washed and house cleaning needs done, then locks himself in his (filthy) room for the next few hours playing WoW. He even had the nerve to get annoyed when I had to ask him to move his pos Mazda so I could go to my Full Time Job... why? Becasue he was in a "Raid" and didn't want to be bothered. This guy is just shy of a living abortion as far as I am concerned. I could go for hours about things I do not like about him. The only reason he still lives here is because he sleeps with the girl that owns this place.... one way of paying his share of the rent I suppose, though, as I understand it, she isnt exactly happy with his bs attitude toward finding a better job, or helping around the house.

Well, obviously people from Dakka are excluded!

As for the flatmate thing, I had the same issues a while ago but worse, so I know your pain. When the scumbag got thrown out I tossed his bags down the stairs at the end and then spent a week cleaning mould off the walls of his room! Bleekch!

I hate it when people stop at a red light, and then spend the rest of the light creeping up to the intersection. Seriously? Are you making the goddamn light change faster? Then when it DOES change, they are usually so fething close to it, they dont see the change.

People on cellphones. I swear to god, one of these days Im just going to SNAP and take someones phone, and drop it in a toilet, or step on it or something violent to the wee phone. Example today, my brother and I walk into a gas station to get some food. We are waiting behind this dick whole yakking away on the phone, about his room mates girlfriends "big boobies" and taking FOREVER to grab a damn hotdog. Almost. Went. Nuts.


I also hate door to door types. My house is in a neighborhood that just gets them by the hundreds. Seriously, if I wanted new windows, I wouldnt wait for you to come asking. Also, if I wanted to attend church , ID fething BE THERE WOULDNT I?!?!?!?


People that whine about their lives. Get the feth over yourself

I think Im now in an angry mood, thanks guys

KingCracker wrote:I hate it when people stop at a red light, and then spend the rest of the light creeping up to the intersection. Seriously? Are you making the goddamn light change faster? Then when it DOES change, they are usually so fething close to it, they dont see the change

I think Im now in an angry mood, thanks guys

Actually where i live it does work. We are tripping the light. Except our town is weird that way.

KingCracker wrote:I

People that whine about their lives. Get the feth over yourself

I think Im now in an angry mood, thanks guys

Awesome, really just awesome.

KingCracker wrote:
People on cellphones. I swear to god, one of these days Im just going to SNAP and take someones phone, and drop it in a toilet, or step on it or something violent to the wee phone. Example today, my brother and I walk into a gas station to get some food. We are waiting behind this dick whole yakking away on the phone, about his room mates girlfriends "big boobies" and taking FOREVER to grab a damn hotdog. Almost. Went. Nuts.

Hehehe.... In cases like this, and some others where people are just annoyingly in the way..... I just use my 'outdoor voice' and say in a nice loud barritone... "EXCUSE ME." They invariably turn to see my 6'4", 200# frame looming over them. The look on their faces is print worthy.

I gotta agree 100% about the cell phone thing. Some people act as if there's an umbilicle attached to the freaking thing.

Example: Each year at Halloween I take tickets at the door of a popular haunted barn attraction. Thousands of people go through it on the weekends. I tell them the safety rules then send them in in groups. Now, even though we have signs that say "secure your cell phones" we get people who want to enter the attraction while jabbering away on their phone. Worse yet are the ones who try to use their phone like a flashlight (its DARK) and then drop it somewhere inside the barn. They come out insisting that we stop everything to look for their lost precious cell. I have guys inside who I call on the radio and have them do the searching. If they find the phones they usually have been stepped on quite a bit and don't work any more. Then these cell monkeys are angry at us? Grrrrr......

ChiliPowderKeg wrote:*warning incoming vent*

At my High school there are those who don't flush. Seriously, attempt to act your fething age. It's pretty damn simple, stand up, push button, how the could you people have gotten that wrong!? But it doesn't stop there, some decide "Oh let's urinate on the floor, people won't mind". And the absolute worst, smearing fecal matter over the walls.
WHAT POSSESSED YOU TO FRACKING DO THAT!?
My school never went looking for this moron and resorted to locking all but one bathroom for the rest of the school year (6 months)


Other than that, there's hipster slang, anything on Sirius 1, and flying insects.

My nephew was that kid. He used to throw poop on walls and ceilings and stuff in elementary and junior high. One time he got busted by his brother and then they both started doing it.

BUT NOW FOR THE KARMIC JUSTICE.....

He got a job a few years ago as a janitor at a Fundamentalist Lutheran elementary and junior high. One day, I went to pick him up and he came out the the Schissekampfwagen, my '92 Dodge Caravan's nicname, and started going off on all the little a$$holes at the school. There was a rash of poop smearing and "dropping deuces in the urinal." I just laughed and laughed reminding him of what a little sandy butt hole he had been when he was a kid. Then we smoked a scoob, hit the Dairy Queen and played Return of the King on the PS2 for a good 2 hours.

Heres one.... Why does EVERY FREAKING D&D adventure have to be some god aweful "save the world" for little or no reward crapfest? What ever happened to a simple dungeon crawl.. you know - Kill monsters, take treasue? And don't go blaming Tolkien.... even he had a bit of dungeon crawl/hunt the monsters adventuring hooks.

haha love the cell phone thing.

When i was a bartender and someone was talking on the phone, even if they tried to signal me, i would ignore them.

Then when they got off the phone and asked my why I wasnt helping them I would say " I was just being considerate and not interupting your conversation"

When people assume that because I don't drink at the age of 16, it means that I'm weaker/less brave/cool/tough than people who do.

I don't like the taste/scent of alcohol, and I'm not going to force myself to drink something that I don't like the taste of just to be seen as "hip".

For example, at a recent party, I was asked why I don't drink. During my explanation of why I don't drink, the imbecile who I was explaining to punctuated every other one of my sentences with insults under his breath, as if the fact that he drinks makes him intrinsically tougher than me.

I'm almost a foot taller than him, do rowing 8-10 times a week, and am a lot bigger than him muscles-wise, and yet people still seem think that because I don't drink and I "talk all posh loik" it means I'm a wimp.

(point of fact, at this party I was referred to as Jesus, behind my back, as not drinking is obviously the height piety.

I hate getting woken up in the middle of the night because some fething terrorist thought it was a good fething idea to attack our fething base. I hate the behavior of mother fething terrorists and their fething ideals.

Goliath wrote:
point of fact, at this party I was referred to as Jesus, behind my back, as not drinking is obviously the height piety.

Just point out that Jesus did in fact drink.... the wedding at Caanan... the last supper... At least 2 instances of him drinking. (Look up Passover rituals for the second one.)

Things that piss me off, hmm....

1. FETHING CONSPIRACY THEORISTS! ARGH!!! I REALLY hate when I'm trying to pay my respects at Ground Zero, and there's some loud gakker screaming about how Bush blew up the center and yadda yadda yadda....

2. People whose debate techniques are: I CAN TALK LOUDER THAN YOU! I'M RIGHT!1!one!!

3. People who mock me because I have different political beliefs than them. Point in fact, I am a fiscal conservative living in California. I am surronded by liberals. Saying something like, "I think the [insert issue here] is bad because [insert conservative idea here]. ANd the response is. OMG! YOU'RE CONSERVATIVE?? DO YOU HATE GAY PEOPLE??

4. People who insist on spreading rumors. Just because my best friend is a girl, and I thus spend lots of time hanging out with her does NOT mean we're dating.

5. Stereotyping, just....stereotyping in general. I won't even go into it.

DarkAngelHopeful wrote:I hate getting woken up in the middle of the night because some fething terrorist thought it was a good fething idea to attack our fething base. I hate the behavior of mother fething terrorists and their fething ideals.

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Having written these all down, I think I'm a very angry person inside. Here's the full list of things I came up with while reading this thread...

People who are judgmental about minor things. Case in point: one of the managers at my work is a nice enough guy, kinda quiet at times, but isn't afraid to crack the whip. About a week or so ago, I asked him to sign a request for me to get fewer hours during the week - mainly because with my current work and school schedule, I was getting about an hour to do two hours worth of homework, and was really starting to fall behind because I just didn't have time to do the work. He just kind of shakes his head as he does, letting me know that I'm probably only going to work 3 days a week now because of how the shifts work.

People who tailgate because they want to speed. I sometimes find it funny to go five miles under the limit when they do, and watch their reactions.
People who are judgmental about 40k. I know they are toys, essentially, but my dad acts like I'm the scum of the earth because I'm not into sports like the rest of the family.
People who play with my things and break them (usually inadvertently). Happened with two tape measures now - the tape no longer locks in place, and one of them is permanently bent at about the 4 inch mark because one of my buds was screwing around with it.
People who fiddle with settings on the computer without asking/fixing them when they're done. Parents who can't see as well as I do + me at max resolution for my monitor = I've lost icons to the res getting set to 800x600.
People who stand in the middle of lines/in front of counters at fast food places, not ordering anything, just talking amongst each other. Seriously, go stand somewhere else, don't make everybody wait behind you for five minutes until you say that you're not in line.
People who can't turn the faucet off properly - and it drips. Constantly. Until. I. Go. Turn. It. Off.
People who decide to eyeball microwave times without turning it off properly. I use my microwave for telling the time, but it doesn't help when it's permanently frozen on 4:37 when somebody took something out early...
People who decide that a thin stall wall is privacy enough, and start letting rip on the john to the immense disgust of everybody else in the restroom.
People who walk out of the restroom without washing their hands. (By the way, be wary of shaking hands of customers - it's shocking how many people assume that they don't have to wash their hands, just because the sign says 'Associates are required to wash their hands before returning to work.'
People who decide at the absolute last minute at a stoplight that they want to turn, and go half into the turn lane. This does a wonderful job of backing up traffic, because half the weight of the car isn't enough to trip the light to go off.
Modern music in general, but mostly songs that decide to copy+paste an old rock song and change the beat/lyrics slightly. (The modern version of the song "You Spin Me Right Round" usually makes me want to punch a wall because the lyrics are wrong - and consequently, people try to sing the song without knowing the real lyrics)
People who decide to leave the seat down in the stall when they take a piss - and wind up missing the bowl to get that lovely yellow liquid sitting on the seat.
People who don't pay attention when turning at a stop light. The light was red, I was on my bike and had the Walk signal to go across. The lady in the turn lane, NOT WATCHING THE ROAD, decides to start pulling ahead, and almost runs me over as I go across.

Oh! Forgot to mention my two sleeping annoyances:
Getting woken up by someone else for some irritating reason (my siblings going on the computer, which is in my room, because I have school in the morning and they don't...)
and having my internal clock wake up 15 minutes before my alarm clock. I set my alarm to give myself the absolute minimum amount of time to get ready to as to have the most time for sleep as possible.

I am a bitter, bitter man now that I think about it.

just for Locclo

Sageheart wrote:hipsters, usually the ones who go to bk, act like they have lived there entire life in bk, yell about how it is poor and thug and how that makes them poor and thug when they have rich parents backing them and they dont realize that everyone who lives around them hate them and they are killing the community and culture that is there... i don't mind if you live in bk, or if you are a hipster, just dont trash it and then try to represent it or say your thug since you live there when you are from somewhere else and ignore all the community surrounding you


What, where and when is bk.
Sorry I don't know the meaning of these initials.

Kramanal wrote:

Sageheart wrote:hipsters, usually the ones who go to bk, act like they have lived there entire life in bk, yell about how it is poor and thug and how that makes them poor and thug when they have rich parents backing them and they dont realize that everyone who lives around them hate them and they are killing the community and culture that is there... i don't mind if you live in bk, or if you are a hipster, just dont trash it and then try to represent it or say your thug since you live there when you are from somewhere else and ignore all the community surrounding you

What, where and when is bk.
Sorry I don't know the meaning of these initials.

Brooklyn, NY.

Hipsters ruined the place. Don't let it happen to your neighborhood. Think of the song "Common People" and you'll get why people are annoyed. Preferably the Shatner version. It's superior in every way.

Brooklyn, NY.

Hipsters ruined the place. Don't let it happen to your neighborhood. Think of the song "Common People" and you'll get why people are annoyed. Preferably the Shatner version. It's superior in every way.

Kramanal wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:

Brooklyn, NY.

Hipsters ruined the place. Don't let it happen to your neighborhood. Think of the song "Common People" and you'll get why people are annoyed. Preferably the Shatner version. It's superior in every way.

Only guy's I've ever met from Brooklyn were some marines I met during the 80's, THEY were tough bastards, real hard ass until you got to know them.
So all I can say is I've liked everyone I know from NY.

It's not the people from there that are causing the heartburn. It's people that move there. It's complicated.

I really hate it when people say i'm depressed. And Take pills for it... Everyone is depressed get over it! its called a job! EVERYONE HAS THAT PROBLEM! But we all get happier when it is friday at 5:30.

People who continue on an argument for no fething reason, and refuse to relise they are wrong

Monster Rain wrote:

Samus_aran115 wrote:

ChiliPowderKeg wrote:*warning incoming vent*

At my High school there are those who don't flush. Seriously, attempt to act your fething age. It's pretty damn simple, stand up, push button, how the could you people have gotten that wrong!? But it doesn't stop there, some decide "Oh let's urinate on the floor, people won't mind". And the absolute worst, smearing fecal matter over the walls.
WHAT POSSESSED YOU TO FRACKING DO THAT!?
My school never went looking for this moron and resorted to locking all but one bathroom for the rest of the school year (6 months)


Other than that, there's hipster slang, anything on Sirius 1, and flying insects.

Heh. I've pissed on the floor more than once

Once again your penchant for anti-social behavior makes me cringe. Hint: This gak does not make you look cool. At all.

Slarg232 wrote:Not trying to one up you, but that's got nothing on what a kid did that really boiled my blood back when I was in school. A kid in our class dies, we go out to the grave one day, this kid and his friends stay out there for a minute, and head back to the bus. When I finally get back there, I get into my seat along with the dead kids best friend (who, I must say, was an absolute monster in the fact that he could pick up the teachers and throw them if he wanted to.) and the jackass says to his friends "I hope the rest of them stay out there longer, I don't want to go to class."

A kid he just grew up with died, and he is only caring about the class he is missing? Pathetic, just plain pathetic....

See I don't get all that bent about stuff like that. People like that are just so ignorant it's not worth getting upset by.

Herp derp. I meant on accident. It's great that you pay attention though


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Kramanal wrote:

Brooklyn, NY.

Hipsters ruined the place. Don't let it happen to your neighborhood. Think of the song "Common People" and you'll get why people are annoyed. Preferably the Shatner version. It's superior in every way.

Only guy's I've ever met from Brooklyn were some marines I met during the 80's, THEY were tough bastards, real hard ass until you got to know them.
So all I can say is I've liked everyone I know from NY.

Asherian Command wrote:I really hate it when people say i'm depressed. And Take pills for it... Everyone is depressed get over it! its called a job! EVERYONE HAS THAT PROBLEM! But we all get happier when it is friday at 5:30.

I dont have that problem even though I probably should