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Tzeentch; might not be Nurgle, be he's always open to make a deal.

Blood for The Blood God!

I'll would go with father Nurgle.

As people have already said Nurgle actually gives a damn about his followers.

cuz green is best

Probably Khorne.

Slaanesh is a bit too scuzy for me, Nurgle doubly so, and I like the way I look, so no Tzeentch for me.

I mean, I get to worship my God by taking as many heads as possible?

Skulls for the Skull Throne!

Hmm... be along the ranks of this...
Being about this straight looking
Be a lobster clawed purple whore...(no pic because we can all see that in our mind)
Or... rip somebody's skull out and rub it upon my armor so I look all shiny as I stick my axe in some people who will only contain their organs for a bit longer.

The chaos god of orgasm and drugs! Slaanesh all the way!

BLOOD FOR THE BLO..... I MEAN THE EMPEROR
Yes yes BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR
Confused Blood Angels Captain

Slanessh for reasons i will not disclose to others.
lol please dount tell the emporer,

I love boobs sooooo... Slaanesh

The Emperor of Mankind!!!

DarthLakey wrote:I would go with the emperor.
BTW daemonettes have 2 forms - 1 is a sexy young woman, and the other is the ugly raging crab person. IIRC

Very true actualy. The original concept is from folklore, the siren makes you helucinate and think that the horrible bird critter is attractive.
I look up too much folklore

If you follow khorne, kharn will betray you and you will die.

If you follow tzeentch you will be frazzled by the warp and you will die.

If you follow nurgle you will get the plague and you will die.

If you follow slaanesh you will ascend to daemonhood and you will die.

If you follow any mix of more than one god you will be found by the grey knights and you will die.

The moral of the story: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!
At least you will die fighting and kicking loyalists hard!!

I play Khorne in 40k, but not because I would follow him wholly. A mindless killing machine is still mindless.

Nurgle cares but I don't want to end up being really fat carrying more diseases than a Las Vegas brothel.

So that leaves Slaanesh and Tzeentch. Hmmm...

I would take the intelligentsia-ruling, chick-banging image any day.

Though with Nurgle, I know I'll never have daddy issues, and with Khorne I can kill dudes REELY GEEWWWWD while doing it.

I guess I would arrive here at UNDIVIDED.

Why did you not make this a poll? The results would've been interesting.

Nurgle.


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I also think that it should be added for all those nuts who think that Slaanesh be the God of sex: Since he seeks pleasure through emotional excesses, I think sex would've "gotten boring" pretty quickly for most of his followers; they're just as likely to slice off their own arms or light themselves on fire in order to "see how it feels" as opposed to resort to boring old orgies.

Can I pick the C'tan?
If not I'd end up being a fury for not being able to stay with one of the gods.

the might warlord premiere george w bush

Nurgle because he cares about the people who worships and when they do worship he they become ultimite badasses

I would go Tzeentch as he would offer me knowledge of all that will be in my life, but then I'd get screwed over and turned into a pink horror most likely but then I'd saunter on down to that neutral place where demons turn into soul grinders and join them.

I find Tzeench stylish. I like the psychopathic hatapunkism.
If I was being sensible, I would choose Nurgle or Slannesh.
If I worship Khorne, I might as well chop off my head because, I seem to remember from lexicanum, that Khorne disbands or kills whoever person who does not murder somebody on a daily basis, and I probably could not keep up with homoside every day , you know?
I don't want to end up fat and plagued, killed in rage or mutated into a single breasted, six armed bug, so it's Tzeench for me.

zilegil wrote:or mutated into a single breasted, six armed bug, so it's Tzeench for me.

I can tell you this, Tzeentch would mutate you into something worse then a single breasted beetle.

Khorne because I'd rather not get papercuts on my nipples from Slanesh. Also red is my favorite colour.

Doop Dude wrote:

zilegil wrote:or mutated into a single breasted, six armed bug, so it's Tzeench for me.

I can tell you this, Tzeentch would mutate you into something worse then a single breasted beetle.

What like, who? I'm looking on lexicanum now, for emperors children heros, and the only ones that have been mutated is Lucius and a few deamon princes, and deamon princes are awsome.

Khorne the greatest of The Gods. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!

Nurgle. Or(dare I say it) Malal.

With Slaanesh you get boobs and a penis; now everyone can be Lady Gaga!

Psy.

I'd fallow Tzeentche or Nurgle, you tend to keep your mind more often than you do with Slaanesh and Khorne.

Lord Chiasson wrote:Khorne the greatest of The Gods. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!

i support this! psychotic murders for the win

Slaanesh. I'm shallow, what can I say?
It would be *good* fun...

I think that, deep down in the unknown, dark, corners of my mind, I already worship the Prince...