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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/06 23:54:12
Subject: Re:Worst Album covers
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Enigmatic Sorcerer of Chaos
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Who remembers this gem from 1990? I own this one too.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/07 00:22:14
Subject: Re:Worst Album covers
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Stormin' Stompa
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Khornholio wrote:Who remembers this gem from 1990? I own this one too.

Best be joking, that looks awesome
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/07 01:12:13
Subject: Re:Worst Album covers
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Enigmatic Sorcerer of Chaos
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^^ I don't know, man. Those Marines look like they're wearing cardboard armour getting schooled by Orks. Musically,this album was a total 4/10 for me.
The album cover for GW's next leap into 'Metal', D-Rok Oblivion, which I had a vinyl no-less, was wayyyy better. The tunes were late 80s metal cheese, but it was a lot more melodic than Bolt Thrower. D-Rok broke up in the early 90s, but I think Bolt Thrower is still around. You can get the Realm of Chaos Album with different cover art now, but the marines look like some kind of Hong Kong knock-off art for $1 toys you'd find in a street bazaar in Malaysia or something.
"I'll take 90s Warhammer themed metal for $500, Alex."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/07 01:32:58
Subject: Re:Worst Album covers
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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FITZZ wrote:KingCracker wrote:The best I would ever do is meet you part way. The 80s metallica did make a few decent tunes. But uh....ya, Im feeling a little dirty saying that
....All a mater of taste and timing KC...I remember seeing Metallica live back in the 80's and really enjoying the crossover material they were doing.
...plus I've always enjoyed Cliff Burtons Bass style.
Personally I don't understand the hate for Metallica because there recent albums suck, there's many other classic bands that release new albums that don't compare at all to their previous efforts such as Rush and Deep
Purple yet they don't receive near as much hate as Metallica even though they're releasing lousy music as well.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/07 01:49:17
Subject: Re:Worst Album covers
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Hauptmann
Diligently behind a rifle...
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Cheesecat wrote:FITZZ wrote:KingCracker wrote:The best I would ever do is meet you part way. The 80s metallica did make a few decent tunes. But uh....ya, Im feeling a little dirty saying that
....All a mater of taste and timing KC...I remember seeing Metallica live back in the 80's and really enjoying the crossover material they were doing.
...plus I've always enjoyed Cliff Burtons Bass style.
Personally I don't understand the hate for Metallica because there recent albums suck, there's many other classic bands that release new albums that don't compare at all to their previous efforts such as Rush and Deep
Purple yet they don't receive near as much hate as Metallica even though they're releasing lousy music as well.
Because it's easy and the internet is the perfect way for anyone to bitch about anything.
Metallica's latest stuff isn't as good as their older stuff, no doubt, but I compartmentalize them as a band, they lost so much when Cliff died and they've even said they wouldn't be able to re-create the past sounds with him, so they didn't out of respect. I personally like most of their newer stuff, I think they were interesting tangents in the history of a band that has done and seen much. They helped legitimize metal as a serious genre, unlike Glam metal (which is horrendous cheese, still good music, but men shouldn't wear make-up to look like tranny hookers, not cool  ).
The whole Napster thing doesn't help, but I still think they did the right thing. As a positive side-effect to this, we now have iTunes.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/07 01:59:18
Subject: Re:Worst Album covers
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/06/20 01:31:24
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/07 02:04:31
Subject: Re:Worst Album covers
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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The cover of Presto always reminds me of this film...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_of_the_Lepus...
Giant killer rabbits FTW..
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/07 02:16:12
Subject: Re:Worst Album covers
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Fixture of Dakka
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Cheesecat wrote:
For a second i thought i saw the mythical coconut eating T-Rex....
got to quit smokin'..........
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"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC
"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/07 02:19:07
Subject: Re:Worst Album covers
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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alarmingrick wrote:Cheesecat wrote:
For a second i thought i saw the mythical coconut eating T-Rex....
got to quit smokin'..........
Wait....Holy Hell...
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/07 02:20:10
Subject: Re:Worst Album covers
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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alarmingrick wrote:Cheesecat wrote:
For a second i thought i saw the mythical coconut eating T-Rex....
got to quit smokin'..........
Now THAT'S a BAD album cover, finally. Apart from my suggestion on page 1 all the covers have been ace!
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Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/07 03:03:49
Subject: Re:Worst Album covers
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Awesome album, ugly cover.
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Read my story at:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/515293.page#5420356
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/07 03:18:55
Subject: Re:Worst Album covers
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Amaya wrote:
Awesome album, ugly cover.
I think it's aesthetically fine, looks like something out of an 80's sci-fi toy box.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/07 03:59:27
Subject: Re:Worst Album covers
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Perkustin wrote:alarmingrick wrote:Cheesecat wrote:
For a second i thought i saw the mythical coconut eating T-Rex....
got to quit smokin'..........
Now THAT'S a BAD album cover, finally. Apart from my suggestion on page 1 all the covers have been ace!
yeah, I'm inclined to agree - the rest of them have just been fairly amusing and a bit naff. THIS piece of gak? Ugh. It makes me want to punch Geddy Lee in the throat.
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/07 04:54:38
Subject: Worst Album covers
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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These are truly awful.
And I'm a huge Trekkie..
and
UUUGHHH!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/07 23:07:43
Subject: Re:Worst Album covers
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Enigmatic Sorcerer of Chaos
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The cover isn't that bad, but the album is....
Crazy Train is definitely the WORST SONG on this record. As soon as I heard the back-up vocalists sing "Crazy Train. Choo-Choo" I knew metal had sold out.
@akira5665 I wholeheartedly concur, sir. Nimoy's version of tambourine man is a song to play for friends after about 8 drinks. It is almost as bad as Mae West's version of "Light my Fire".
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/24 18:49:55
Subject: Re:Worst Album covers
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/19 19:19:43
Subject: Re:Worst Album covers
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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...and yes I know it's a spoof band.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/19 20:00:47
Subject: Worst Album covers
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Infiltrating Prowler
wocka flocka rocka shocka
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Well, I don't know if anyone listed it yet, but bloodhound gang made an album called hefty fine, I don't have a pic of it, since it's so offensive, it's a fat, naked, hairy guy in a cardboard box.
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captain fantastic wrote: Seems like this thread is all that's left of Remilia Scarlet (the poster).
wait, what? Σ(・□・;) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/19 22:18:48
Subject: Re:Worst Album covers
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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The sorrow on her face is hilarious.
I think we'd all like a taste... no?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/19 22:21:31
Subject: Re:Worst Album covers
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[SWAP SHOP MOD]
Yvan eht nioj
In my Austin Ambassador Y Reg
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Medium of Death wrote:
The sorrow on her face is hilarious.
That and the weird red stripe running down her face...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/20 00:13:27
Subject: Worst Album covers
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Fixture of Dakka
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Honestly:
I was so glad I was drunk the first time I saw it. The original actually still had photoshop anti-aliasing pixelation lines around the words.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/20 09:18:37
Subject: Worst Album covers
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Yeah, that's poor.
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/20 18:19:44
Subject: Re:Worst Album covers
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Medium of Death wrote:
The sorrow on her face is hilarious.
I think we'd all like a taste... no?
The second one is hilarious.
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