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You realize that you can shoot someone with a longbow without killing them right? I mean the story is kind of self evident of that point.

The halloween decorations are scaring away all your old people

I for one welcome the return to medieval times; practicing mounted archery wouldn't be classed as weird anymore and arguments would be won through first blood duels.

Chavs would finally be off the dole when they're hired as assassins (and probably killed in the process; win-win).

If you didn't like your neighbours you'd just lay siege to them.

Ah, the good old days...

halonachos wrote:You realize that you can shoot someone with a longbow without killing them right? I mean the story is kind of self evident of that point.

Then it becomes assault with a deadly weapon and attempted murder.

purplefood wrote:

halonachos wrote:You realize that you can shoot someone with a longbow without killing them right? I mean the story is kind of self evident of that point.

Then it becomes assault with a deadly weapon and attempted murder.

And not if you shoot them properly

I'll bet SWAT(not OTT at all. She's armed and already seriously injured a person) finds her by calling her phone and listening for the ringtone.

You sir are a cad and a blaggard!

I select Kan as my second (even though he is an uncivilised colonial).

Then it's water pistols at Dawn
(she always looks soooo good in a wet T-shirt!)

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:

You sir are a cad and a blaggard!

I select Kan as my second (even though he is an uncivilised colonial).

Then it's water pistols at Dawn
(she always looks soooo good in a wet T-shirt!)

... who are we soaking now?

Avatar 720 wrote:The halloween decorations are scaring away all your old people

I was actually getting at the fact that we wait in line for so long that the old people have died and become skeletons.

purplefood wrote:

halonachos wrote:

SilverMK2 wrote:

purplefood wrote:The specifics are a touch vague but essentially you are allowed to shoot a Welshman with a longbow if he is in the city after midnight...

I believe all of those kinds of things have been cancelled now.

Actually, its legal for you to shoot a Scotsman with a longbow as long as the Scotsman is out and about after dark in York. I believe its legal to shoot a Welshman with a longbow on any day except for Sunday.

It isn't actually, county law is overridden by national law and national law says it isn't okay to kill people.

What!? It's political correctness gone mad! I'm writing to the Daily Mail about this.

-- Disgusted of Dakka Dakka

Surely the correct term is to "loose" a Welshman with a longbow?

I don't know. the poor Welsh. They invent the longbow We knick the idea and as a result the Welsh get wanged all over Chester from them, and at such a late hour too.

Can't be right.

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:Surely the correct term is to "loose" a Welshman with a longbow?

I don't know. the poor Welsh. They invent the longbow We knick the idea and as a result the Welsh get wanged all over Chester from them, and at such a late hour too.

Can't be right.

Serves 'em right for...! For, er... Um.

Hmm.

BoyMac wrote:Women are irrational.

/thread.

Everyone's irrational sometimes, so making a sexist comment isn't at all helpful.

htj wrote:

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:Surely the correct term is to "loose" a Welshman with a longbow?

I don't know. the poor Welsh. They invent the longbow We knick the idea and as a result the Welsh get wanged all over Chester from them, and at such a late hour too.

Can't be right.

Serves 'em right for...! For, er... Um.

Hmm.

I assume for being Welsh.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

BoyMac wrote:Women are irrational.

/thread.

Everyone's irrational sometimes, so making a sexist comment isn't at all helpful.

Clearly this is not soeone who's dealt with women going through menopause. If we ever want to conquer the world in a complete and utter whirlwind of really cool 3D effec t violence, get a division of menopausal women together, give them guns, and tell them they are fat. It'll be like the Zentraedi just bombed the planet from orbit.

Frazzled wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

BoyMac wrote:Women are irrational.

/thread.

Everyone's irrational sometimes, so making a sexist comment isn't at all helpful.

Clearly this is not soeone who's dealt with women going through menopause. If we ever want to conquer the world in a complete and utter whirlwind of really cool 3D effec t violence, get a division of menopausal women together, give them guns, and tell them they are fat. It'll be like the Zentraedi just bombed the planet from orbit.

Of course I haven't, I'm fourteen mate. Not sure what you think pubescent male teenagers are into nowadays, but it definitely ain't that.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

Frazzled wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

BoyMac wrote:Women are irrational.

/thread.

Everyone's irrational sometimes, so making a sexist comment isn't at all helpful.

Clearly this is not soeone who's dealt with women going through menopause. If we ever want to conquer the world in a complete and utter whirlwind of really cool 3D effec t violence, get a division of menopausal women together, give them guns, and tell them they are fat. It'll be like the Zentraedi just bombed the planet from orbit.

Of course I haven't, I'm fourteen mate. Not sure what you think pubescent male teenagers are into nowadays, but it definitely ain't that.

Dude I have underwear older than you are.

Frazzled wrote:Dude I have underwear older than you are.

Is that because it is still in the original packet?

Frazzled wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

Frazzled wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

BoyMac wrote:Women are irrational.

/thread.

Everyone's irrational sometimes, so making a sexist comment isn't at all helpful.

Clearly this is not soeone who's dealt with women going through menopause. If we ever want to conquer the world in a complete and utter whirlwind of really cool 3D effec t violence, get a division of menopausal women together, give them guns, and tell them they are fat. It'll be like the Zentraedi just bombed the planet from orbit.

Of course I haven't, I'm fourteen mate. Not sure what you think pubescent male teenagers are into nowadays, but it definitely ain't that.

Dude I have underwear older than you are.

And I'll still be kicking around in 70 years.

Uh-oh, I can smell a Darkoderailment just around the corner. Lets get back on topic everyone! (ie, myself and Frazzled)

Then again, telling Frazzled to stay on topic is like trying to cycle through a brick wall.

SilverMK2 wrote:

Frazzled wrote:Dude I have underwear older than you are.

Is that because it is still in the original packet?

Not only that, Silver, but Fraz still has the original advertisment:

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:

SilverMK2 wrote:

Frazzled wrote:Dude I have underwear older than you are.

Is that because it is still in the original packet?

Not only that, Silver, but Fraz still has the original advertisment:

INdeed. Nice and warm too. PLus once you put it on you never have to take it off.

Quite
Bum flaps are the greatest invention since the wheel as I can heartily testify!

I..I..you..I mean..

I'm not even going to comment on this one.

And I'll still be kicking around in 70 years.

Aye, enjoy the memories of us decrepit folks in our final years in the nursing home! Adult diapers are in your future too sonny boy, and they are going to be changed by a large and slightly less old man who, for reasons one can only speculate, enjoys his job!


Back on topic: Seriously? What the -censored-? I seriously HOPE there is more to this story, something to justify...say...shooting a man in the head. Over a phone. Like "When my dad took it away he beat me 15 shades of purple" particularly when you refuse them access to medical afterwards. Even if you DID get beaten black and blue, standing there shaking your head "no" is a sure way to get yourself caged. I see no excuse here.

Shes already attempted to kill one man, and has gone to ground while armed. I would say SWAT is a good call on this one. Whether she gets taken down with verbal commands, tasering or problem solving via lead injection is going to be up to her. Can't say I have a preference as to which, but good god. Over a phone? <Censored>!

Frazzled wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

BoyMac wrote:Women are irrational.

/thread.

Everyone's irrational sometimes, so making a sexist comment isn't at all helpful.

Clearly this is not soeone who's dealt with women going through menopause. If we ever want to conquer the world in a complete and utter whirlwind of really cool 3D effec t violence, get a division of menopausal women together, give them guns, and tell them they are fat. It'll be like the Zentraedi just bombed the planet from orbit.

O God Fraz, No!
you tell them the enemy (whoever that may be) called them fat, otherwise you are doomed and not even the Weiner legions can save you! *shudders*

Frazzled wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

BoyMac wrote:Women are irrational.

/thread.

Everyone's irrational sometimes, so making a sexist comment isn't at all helpful.

Clearly this is not soeone who's dealt with women going through menopause. If we ever want to conquer the world in a complete and utter whirlwind of really cool 3D effec t violence, get a division of menopausal women together, give them guns, and tell them they are fat. It'll be like the Zentraedi just bombed the planet from orbit.

AH HA HA HA HA HA

AvatarForm wrote:

KingCracker wrote:Seriously. WTF is wrong with his parenting skills

Typical Dakkite, blaming the victim.

That seriously made me bust up laughing. Thanks for that one

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

Frazzled wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

BoyMac wrote:Women are irrational.

/thread.

Everyone's irrational sometimes, so making a sexist comment isn't at all helpful.

Clearly this is not soeone who's dealt with women going through menopause. If we ever want to conquer the world in a complete and utter whirlwind of really cool 3D effec t violence, get a division of menopausal women together, give them guns, and tell them they are fat. It'll be like the Zentraedi just bombed the planet from orbit.

Of course I haven't, I'm fourteen mate. Not sure what you think pubescent male teenagers are into nowadays, but it definitely ain't that.

Age: 14
Posts: 5756
Joined: 2010/02/19

Obviously it's spending time on this site

If there was a like button, I would "like" vladsimpaler's post up there.

I going to assume there's a little more to this story.

htj wrote:Is this the start of a rash of medieval style teen assaults?

A boy riding his father down in plate mail, with a lance after being forbidden from attending a party?

A teen is asked to tidy their room, so destroys the house with a trebuchet?

We can but hope.

Vladsimpaler wrote:
Age: 14
Posts: 5756
Joined: 2010/02/19

Obviously it's spending time on this site

This again?

I type a lot faster than the average person, therefore I can post a lot more quickly. Keep your incorrect assumptions to yourselves.