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2011/10/27 06:22:01
Subject: wtf movies
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard
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A lot by Cronenberg tends to have wtf moments.
Naked Lunch
Videodrome
ExistenZ
Clockwork Orange the novel WAS more disturbing than the movie. Especially when you consider Alex's age (and that of the two schoolgirls he beds).
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I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
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2011/10/27 06:36:59
Subject: wtf movies
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Ahtman wrote:Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:This so-called Serbian Film intrigues me now. Will I feel the same after watching it?
No
What do I get if you're wrong? 
Considering they are radically different movies, even if you don't have a profoundly negative reaction to it, it will still be different since it is a different thing.
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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2011/10/27 07:03:59
Subject: wtf movies
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
Houston, Tx
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Nerivant wrote:Rubber.
Why did a man drive through a bunch of chairs on the road?
No reason.
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 Maybe you hang out with immature women. Maybe you're attracted to immature women because you think they'll let you shpadoink them. |
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2011/10/27 08:17:15
Subject: Re:wtf movies
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Captain of the Forlorn Hope
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CthuluIsSpy wrote:Here's a list of films I don't want to see
Cannibal Holocaust - NO!
Cannibal Holocaust Was a great film.
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2011/10/27 08:24:23
Subject: wtf movies
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Posts with Authority
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eXistenZ was a pretty WTF movie. Lizard guns that fire human teeth; nice.
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2011/10/27 09:55:07
Subject: wtf movies
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle
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Nobody has mentioned Cronenbergs 'Crash' yet then? Had more than a few wtf moments in it did that....
Finding raw sexual energy in car accidents? Woah...... 
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2011/10/27 15:01:53
Subject: wtf movies
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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American Psyco
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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2011/10/27 20:54:50
Subject: wtf movies
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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I just read the plot synopsis for A Serbian Film.
I wish I hadn't. I loathe this species a little more today.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/10/27 21:36:33
Subject: wtf movies
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Monster Rain wrote:I just read the plot synopsis for A Serbian Film.
I wish I hadn't. I loathe this species a little more today.
It just sounded like a juvenile attempt to be 'extreme', to me.
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I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2011/10/27 21:46:45
Subject: wtf movies
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Fixture of Dakka
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Albatross wrote:Monster Rain wrote:I just read the plot synopsis for A Serbian Film.
I wish I hadn't. I loathe this species a little more today.
It just sounded like a juvenile attempt to be 'extreme', to me.
This comment sounded like a British attempt to be "British," to me.
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2011/10/27 21:48:16
Subject: wtf movies
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Speaking of juvenile attempts at being extreme. 
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/10/27 21:51:47
Subject: wtf movies
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Monster Rain wrote:Speaking of juvenile attempts at being extreme.
Like a fething lazer.
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2011/10/27 21:54:38
Subject: wtf movies
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Fixture of Dakka
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Always here to please 
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2011/10/27 22:42:55
Subject: wtf movies
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Samus_aran115 wrote:American Psyco
Uggggh this.
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2011/10/27 23:11:39
Subject: Re:wtf movies
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Unlike most of the movies mentioned on this list, however, RHPS is actually enjoyable.
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2011/10/28 00:34:19
Subject: Re:wtf movies
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Fixture of Dakka
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The original Solaris. Every time that that film's shown at 3am in the morning on Film 4, that first scene with its long shots and the astronaut making his case with all the diplomats and generals treating him like a fool is prett unerving. In fact most of Andrei Tarkovsky's work's pretty trippy (and don't even start me on Stalker).
Other Russian films like Burnt by the Sun and Siberiade (both with Nikita Mikhalkov starring) are also pretty screwed up with all their political metaphors and making you realise just how screwed up humans can be. Not to say that I don't just adore any of the films...but yeah Russian cinema's produced some jems . ^^
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2011/10/28 00:38:54
Subject: wtf movies
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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GalacticDefender wrote:Samus_aran115 wrote:American Psyco
Uggggh this.
I was disappointed by that film, it wasn't really that fethed up and the main character was downright stupid at times. The end wasn't satisfying either.
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2011/10/28 00:42:11
Subject: Re:wtf movies
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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CthuluIsSpy wrote:Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Unlike most of the movies mentioned on this list, however, RHPS is actually enjoyable.
If you ever go to a live theatre production of Rocky Horry Picture Show, prepare to be showered in fluids.
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Prestor Jon wrote:Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
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2011/10/28 01:05:36
Subject: wtf movies
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[DCM]
The Main Man
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Requiem for a Dream, for sure. I'm glad I saw it, but I don't think I ever want to watch it again.
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2011/10/28 01:24:57
Subject: wtf movies
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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Hmm, I've seen and enjoyed a lot of the movies listed so far, has anyone sat through Santa Sangre?
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2011/10/28 03:21:13
Subject: wtf movies
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Savage Minotaur
Chicago
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I watched Gattaca back in 2003, and that movie made me think A LOT. The idea of man manipulating genetics is truly mind-boggling, and it gets even crazier when we get into human augmentation a la Deus Ex.
I certainly did say "what the feth did I just watch" until I looked up the details behind the plot of the movie, and the idea of Transhumanism.
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2011/10/28 03:31:20
Subject: wtf movies
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Humorless Arbite
Outside the DarkTower, amongst the roses.
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The movie Audition
The movie Martyrs
Both need to be seen, Martyrs flipped my wig for sure. Audition was one of the first Japanese horrors i saw, really good one to start with because it set the bar really high.
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Every Dakkanaught gets a 4+ Pinch of Salt save.
When you suffer a Falling Sky hit, roll a D6 - on a 4+ the hit is ignored as per the Pinch of Salt save. On a 1-3 panic insues - you automatically fail common sense tests for the next 2 weeks and get +7 to your negativity stat. -Praxiss
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2011/10/28 10:01:11
Subject: wtf movies
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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corpsesarefun wrote:GalacticDefender wrote:Samus_aran115 wrote:American Psyco
Uggggh this.
I was disappointed by that film, it wasn't really that fethed up and the main character was downright stupid at times. The end wasn't satisfying either.
See I liked the film, and I LOVE the book. I've read it many times.
Bateman is, essentially, stupid. An empty vessel. He's like a shark, just fins and teeth. Apparently, Bale based his portrayal of Patrick upon an interview he saw of Tom Cruise - "all false friendliness, with nothing behind the eyes".
I think Christian Bale captured the essence of Bateman pretty well, though the Film is heavily sanitised.
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2011/10/28 16:13:15
Subject: wtf movies
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Longtime Dakkanaut
St. Louis, Missouri
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Killing Room
That movie was crazy intense
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2011/10/28 18:14:57
Subject: wtf movies
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
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The ending of Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back - Vader is Luke's father? Holy gak! I also feel that the ending of The Departed needs mentioning. When I saw that I was all like wtf awesome! Also the whole of Hebrew Hammer. Still not too sure what to make of it. 
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nosferatu1001 wrote:That guy got *really* instantly killed.
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2011/10/31 04:33:21
Subject: wtf movies
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Hoary Long Fang with Lascannon
Marrickville (sydney) NSW, Australia
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The life aquatic with steve zuzu. I've seen disturbing, I've seen 'experimental'. That movie was so bad I repressed most of the memory. Which is quite the shame as it had such potential with that cast...
Other than that I think Devil's rejects made me go 'WTF?!?' The most. Rob Zombie is a god. He had me feeling for those psychopaths by the end of it. You saw how horrible they were. What they found 'fun'. And it would have made Slaanesh proud. But by the time the movie was over he had you going 'oh those poor people', and you WEREN'T talking about their victims... that's what made me go wtf.
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ChrisWWII wrote:"Yea verily, though I pass through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil for I am driving a house sized mass of FETH YOU!"
themocaw wrote:I view slaanesh as a giant ball of boobs and genitalia of both sexes.
Edmondblack: There's something about some str10, AP2 blast weaponry which says "i love you" in that very special way. |
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2011/10/31 05:34:26
Subject: wtf movies
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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The Wayward Cloud.
It was advertised to me as a musical. I went to see it. 3 people walked out in the first 5 minutes. When I came out of the theatre I STILL did not know WTF I had seen.
edit : The worst is this is actually a sequel. I dare not watch the 1st movie.
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2011/10/31 06:05:40
Subject: Re:wtf movies
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Mutating Changebringer
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I'm confused is this shocking moments or stupid moments?
Favorite indy movie- Six String Samurai
Favorite historical movie- Saving Privet Ryan
Favorite movie starring Johnny Depp- Platoon
Favorite time-travel movie- Twelve Monkeys
Favorite car crash scene- Wet Hot American Summer (In the mornin' when I rise...OH  !!!!!)
Blew my mind movie- Fight Club (first time)
Most hated movie- Star Wars Episode 1
Movie that make this grown man cry- Tombstone (when Doc Holiday dies  )
Funniest WTF moment- When Samuel L. Jackson gets killed by that shark (I laughed for like 10 minutes)
Angriest WTF moment- Greedo shoots first
Favorite comedy- Dumb and Dumber
Movies never needed to be seen again- The second and third Matrix
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2011/10/31 09:37:33
Subject: wtf movies
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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CoI wrote:The life aquatic with steve zuzu. I've seen disturbing, I've seen 'experimental'. That movie was so bad I repressed most of the memory. Which is quite the shame as it had such potential with that cast...
That's a shame, I really liked that movie.
Other than that I think Devil's rejects made me go 'WTF?!?' The most. Rob Zombie is a god.
Oh.
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“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. |
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2011/10/31 12:41:13
Subject: Re:wtf movies
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I personally dont get why so many people like Devils Rejects. Are you guys just saying you like it because its a cool thing to say or what? Because I just cant see it, it really is a steamy pile of dog vomit on a plastic disc. The story was terrible, scenes just rolled onto each other, made little sense. It really just felt like gore porn, How far can I go, and still get it approved by the ratings board, thats how it felt to me.
Which was a shame because I loved House of 1000 corpses. Infact the wife and I have an autographed DVD set from Sherri Moon and Rob himself. But that movie just sucked ass. I feel the same way with his Halloween movies. The first remake was just awesome, such a good remake, and his 2nd version was a steamer as well. Thats the real WTF in this thread
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