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I guess I could help SOFDC out in the welding department as well, I can't " weld" ...but I've tacked and cut steel before, done some grinding as well.

I've done piping, elc wiring, dry wall, roofing, siding, and foundation work.

My stepdad and I completely renovated our 180+ year old house ...I wish I had pics to show off :/

mega_bassist wrote:I've done piping, elc wiring, dry wall, roofing, siding, and foundation work.

My stepdad and I completely renovated our 180+ year old house ...I wish I had pics to show off :/

...And of course we'd have two bass players...hell all we need is a drummer and a singer and we've got a house band.

Mega you be in charge permanent improvement of Fortress Dakka. If it starts to feel orkish or marinish we might be throwing out a bad perception. Of course I might start saying serfs or something. First bunker to go up will be Fortress Dakka Battle Bunker

I love watching a live band. Comedy gold

I can sing badly and I have no sense of rhythm, am I in the band?

What about maintainence of electronics like radios and setting up equipment, reinitialising stuff?

Set up an electrified perimiter with IR and HP lamps for security? Cameras.

Trips.

corpsesarefun wrote:I can sing badly and I have no sense of rhythm, am I in the band?

... Hmm, Can you play the cow bell?

Haha, I'd love that job...plus, it's easy to teach. The only thing I don't have a decent amount of experience in a carpentry.

And Fitzz, welding (steel) is super easy. Hell, I got all of my automovie certifations on the first try...Aluminum on the other hand, takes some practice haha. I've done some stick, TIG, and acetylene welding also, but mostly MIG

Jihadin wrote:Your in Mel. If I see a cans of vienna sausages they're rifle targets

Mostly it's cans of chili and cans of chunky campbells soup of various kinds. And some boxes of uncooked pasta (each box is enough for about seven or eight meals worth of pasta), but I'd have to commandeer other things to make a sauce for it...

FITZZ wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:I can sing badly and I have no sense of rhythm, am I in the band?

... Hmm, Can you play the cow bell?

Nope

Some folk say I can sing but those close to me say I can't so I'm inclined to believe them.

Melissia wrote:

Jihadin wrote:Your in Mel. If I see a cans of vienna sausages they're rifle targets

Mostly it's cans of chili and cans of chunky campbells soup of various kinds. And some boxes of uncooked pasta (each box is enough for about seven or eight meals worth of pasta), but I'd have to commandeer other things to make a sauce for it...

Being the only female in the camp is probably not going to be terribly enjoyable for you mel...

That's a problem no matter where I go in this kind of situation. At least you guys are somewhat nicer than average.

Plus many of us will have women with us already.

I meant you won't really have any women around to relate to and talk to about stuff.

I guess we could find a feminine gay dakkite to fill that role if no other women pop up.

I'm working on bringing my girlfriend into 40K...she just joined my MD20 party, so Step One is complete

corpsesarefun wrote:I meant you won't really have any women around to relate to and talk to about stuff.

I guess we could find a feminine gay dakkite to fill that role if no other women pop up.

I may be way off the mark...but I don't really see Mel as the " girl talk" type.

FITZZ wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:I meant you won't really have any women around to relate to and talk to about stuff.

I guess we could find a feminine gay dakkite to fill that role if no other women pop up.

I may be way off the mark...but I don't really see Mel as the " girl talk" type.

I'll be honest, I was being slightly hopeful.

I enjoy girl talk and around 70% of my friends are women

I can provide good hard copies of FM 5-34 and a couple versions of SH 21-76. Between those two we can get folks up to speed on a variety of important skills.

Jake

WarOrk has commo section so Mr Burns you can battle buddy up. No heels please while on duty.

Thanks Cap. I'm more worry about them lining up to train on the crew serve. You know its going to happen...someone going to do a Rambo

I can train weapons and run (and set up) ranges too. And can call a couple Ranger buddies who were RIs for a while.

I am, like many, completely and utterly useless in a survival situation. I'm also physically frail, so I think I'll be among the first to go.

That sucks, I liked you whitey...

I can promise not to throw decomposing bodies upstream of your location in your water supply....


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I also make a mean piece of toast.

Jihadin wrote:WarOrk has commo section so Mr Burns you can battle buddy up. No heels please while on duty.

Thanks Cap. I'm more worry about them lining up to train on the crew serve. You know its going to happen...someone going to do a Rambo

lol.

I wouldn't want heels while OFF duty in an end of the world situation...

MrDwhitey wrote:I am, like many, completely and utterly useless in a survival situation. I'm also physically frail, so I think I'll be among the first to go.

I've been weight-lifting since my freshman year of highschool...and judging by some of the other people that will be surviving in Fort Dakka, WE WILL PUMP YOU UP

Whitey...can you run? Just for like 4-5 secs open sprint if I need you to?

Matty...I catch you dumping bodies upstream of Fortress Dakka. I will personnaly have a gay moment and apply BenGay on your Mr Happy while tied between two trees. Use the water cannon to rinse you off. Another gay moment will happen but no Bengay...but a hungry calf looking to nurse.

I'm disturbed and intrigued.

WARORK93 wrote:

warpcrafter wrote:I will gladly provide the life or death external threat that you need to band together. Otherwise you'll get on each others nerves eventually and then you're all doomed. Helmet zombies forever!!!

Are we talking football helmets or army helmets?

Or are brain buckets more your type?

Whatever I can get from the local army surplus store.

calf feeds from a udder. whats the closest thing around thats not an udder but the calf will notice....

I know what you meant

I meant intrigued as in interested and disturbed as in, well disturbed.

Jihadin wrote:Matty...I catch you dumping bodies upstream of Fortress Dakka. I will personnaly have a gay moment and apply BenGay on your Mr Happy while tied between two trees. Use the water cannon to rinse you off. Another gay moment will happen but no Bengay...but a hungry calf looking to nurse.

Uhhh What...