OK Here we go. -Zombie Jackson for President -Zombie unkillable Roosevelt for VP (i'd prefer him for the top spot but there would be a duel pretty quick methinks). -Zombie Grant for Secretary of War -Zombie Jefferson for Secretary of State -Zombie Nixon for Secretary of Spies and Dirty Tricks -Zombie Truman for Secretary of the Interior -Zombie Reagan for Secretary of Speechifying and Commerce -Zombie, er former Clinton for Secretary of Partying Down We keep Zombie Lincoln in reserve in case the aliens get mind control powers over Chuck Norris or Godzilla.
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