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well, i keep going to this place called work.......

but really, it would probably be the other day when i wasn't paying proper attention and shut a drawer rather hard on my finger

Dreadwinter wrote:I told my boss exactly what I thought of her son.

She has been trying to fire me for 5 months now. Winning!

You sound awesome. What exactly did you say to her? Something along the lines of, "Your son is a ****'s ******** assuming the *** ain't too ****ing ****."

sennacherib wrote:I posted sarcastic things on my social network page. Freinds have a hard time discerning sarcasm over the web and i enraged everyone. Had to post a retraction. Social fail.

Really?

I post sarcasm on my social network page all the time.
People who know me understand it was me who posted it.

If it EVER gets a status update that isn't sarcastic, then they know someone has hacked it.

LoneLictor wrote:

moom241 wrote:I snorted one of those fruit punch powder things. But I earned like 3 bucks, so it was ok.

I knew a guy who snorted a line of pepper for $1. I think he's got you beat.

I knew someone who poured a bottle of lemon juice in his eye and didn't flinch. How is that possible?

I know someone who rode a table down a flight of stairs...........it's a hard finish as the only thing to stop him was a wall..................

a guy i knew saw me at the gas station. He kept waving to me and say Yo Yo dude!

but of course i didn't recongnize him so i went about my buisness filling my car up.

Then he came over and then i did recongize him. LOL god i felt like an idiot the entire day and an arse

Last stupid thing? Re downloading EVE online and seriously considering playing again.

Looking at my Dark angels for five minutes.

Latest stupid thing; I stopped drinking long enough to get sober.

Before that, I bought three bottles of 100 proof vodka.

I think they're related.