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Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Il top with a catchan lemon and day someone has to drink up.

Down the hatch

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

Here we go.

*takes a sip, and then finishes the rest of the bottle

Hey, despite the colour, it doesn't taste too bad.

I am sparkling now though...

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in us
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot






Don't worry, the poisons and other horrifying things they put in there at the start will kick in shortly. And then you'll understand why it's called Leman Russ' Hangover.

Revel in the glory of the site's greatest thread or be edetid and baned!
 BobtheInquisitor wrote:
Every trip to the FLGS is a rollercoaster of lust and shame.

DQ:90S++G+M+B++I+Pw40k13#+D+A++/sWD331R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

I don't know wha-

Oh.

Oh no.

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Outer Space, Apparently

Maybe we'll have to hide the recipe for that one...

While I'm on that, I whip out some more chemistry flasks and add a base of Nuka Cola Victory - that should make a good start!

G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark

Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint! 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

I add the contents of an Ork Mekboy's lubricant can...

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 25 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

ive got a 40,000 year old sausage mre...

eh, cannot be too bad, said they last forever right?

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

I put in a perfectly done waffle. With syrup of course.

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Smells odd... Maybe this glow in the dark air freshener smelling of pine forest might help...

Not sure about glow... Glow is good? Right?

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Outer Space, Apparently

As long as it ain't red. Red means bad. Unless you're a secret Ork, of course

I'll add some tritium vials to make that glow a lot more greener

G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark

Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint! 
   
Made in us
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot






I add cubes of frozen nitrogen (note: colder than liquid nitrogen) to give a cold, crisp edge to our concoction.

Revel in the glory of the site's greatest thread or be edetid and baned!
 BobtheInquisitor wrote:
Every trip to the FLGS is a rollercoaster of lust and shame.

DQ:90S++G+M+B++I+Pw40k13#+D+A++/sWD331R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

I add Hellfire. We'll see what temperature it comes out as

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Some south fathing pipe weed might make this brew relaxing.

Smells... Like I want pizza....

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

Down... the drink... bro...

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

ok... why is my skin glowing green.... i feel like i ate a plague marine and ....

ooh... relaxing...burning...... cold........ *shrugs*

thats a ride and a half.!

anyone got pizza. please say they have pizza... i need pizza... or snacks, or food... or pizza...

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Outer Space, Apparently

Not in my club we don't, you'll have to make do with these weird tasting peanuts up by the bar.

I think a Ride and a Half is a fitting name, eh? Good job jhe

Time to shake things up - I add a Mojito

G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark

Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint! 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

I add some Mountain Dew Pitch Black.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 25 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

I add the Twilight series of books. Good riddence

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

ooh.. i found a glowing, pulsating mushroom behind the bar...

whats worst it can do?

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Outer Space, Apparently

Oh no, not the magic mushrooms

I'll add some melted Twix bars

G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark

Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint! 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*puts in a strange vial that makes it glow neon pink*

It id done my...

Oh.. What... Pretty colour that one..

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

I wash my hair in the mixture.

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Ok..

Whoever wants to down this wonderous concoction

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

I've drank worse...

*gulps down

It's spicy but cold at the same time.

And I've got a whacking headache. I need a lie down...

Someoe get the paracetamol.

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

Sounds delicious, we'll call it a Cold Hard Fusion!

Time for another drink!

I'll start it off with some A&W root beer.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 25 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Root beer... Needs something more.

Il add some root to it. Il just pour in some super glue.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Troubled By Non-Compliant Worlds




The Emperor's Armpit (aka. Arizona)

I'll add a Sus-an membrane
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

I add a FW Warlord Titan. That hasn't been cleaned yet I may add.

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

il add the salty tears of a fluffy ork player vs a tormament eldar list.

umm salty...

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Outer Space, Apparently

I'll add a finely chopped onion - that'll be sure to bring those tears to the front of the mix, literally

G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark

Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint! 
   
 
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