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2017/05/23 19:15:23
Subject: Asking out a Grocery Clerk
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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 Easy E wrote:
Sadly, she was replaced by a self-check-out machine that was not interested in the OP's advances.
"Unexpected item in bagging area".
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2017/05/23 21:48:56
Subject: Re:Asking out a Grocery Clerk
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Pfffffff 8k posts is little league
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2017/05/23 22:26:09
Subject: Re:Asking out a Grocery Clerk
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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We wanna get answers!
You have peaked our intrest and dashed our hopes!
8k, call me when you hit 18k lol
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/05/26 20:02:26
Subject: Re:Asking out a Grocery Clerk
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Battlefield Tourist
MN (Currently in WY)
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Poll: When is it okay to ask out another poster?
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When you have equalled their post count
Never
Only at the grocery store
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2017/05/26 20:03:44
Subject: Asking out a Grocery Clerk
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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What kind of scale is that?! Completely nonlinear. For shame. 5k intervals or nothing.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2017/05/26 21:19:04
Subject: Asking out a Grocery Clerk
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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 Verviedi wrote:What kind of scale is that?! Completely nonlinear. For shame. 5k intervals or nothing.
That's going to take me nearly 50 years, are you mad 
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Brb learning to play.
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2017/05/26 21:20:13
Subject: Re:Asking out a Grocery Clerk
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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 Cheesecat wrote:
So far nothing, I mean at any time I half a dozen things going on at once, DIY speaker stand project, making dinner, house cleaning, going to the pub with some friends, visiting my family, video games, career planning, car maintenance, work, online shopping, volunteering, etc. So if I encounter
her again that's cool, l might try something, if not plenty of fish in the sea. So yeah, I have too many things on my mind to be even that concerned about this, it also explains why I don't comment much on Dakka.
Sounds like someone is trying to deflect from the fact that they haven't sacked up and asked yet.  
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2017/05/26 21:28:50
Subject: Re:Asking out a Grocery Clerk
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Easy E wrote:
Poll: When is it okay to ask out another poster?
Responses:
1+ Post
5K+ Posts
18K+ posts
When you have equalled their post count
Never
Only at the grocery store
Lol I never meant to imply that. Oops I guess. 
New forum version? . A couple who meet purely on dakka and get married get dcm for life...
Somehow I doubt Lego be adding too many lifetime dcm accounts. Could be funny if it did happen though!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2017/05/26 21:29:35
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/05/26 23:05:52
Subject: Re:Asking out a Grocery Clerk
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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 jhe90 wrote:
We wanna get answers!
You have peaked our intrest and dashed our hopes!
8k, call me when you hit 18k lol
26.4k and still counting. There are others with waaaaaay more than that
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2017/05/31 02:37:02
Subject: Re:Asking out a Grocery Clerk
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Crazy fact - you do still have to stay On Topic in the Off Topic forum.
Weird, right? 
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2017/05/31 03:37:09
Subject: Re:Asking out a Grocery Clerk
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Proud Triarch Praetorian
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 Alpharius wrote:Crazy fact - you do still have to stay On Topic in the Off Topic forum.
Weird, right?
Did you just moderate a thread that hadn't been posted on in 4 days just to bump it?!?!?! I am on to you!
But really, you never asked? I notice in your "half a dozen things" that you said you sometimes enjoy "making dinner." I believe one needs groceries in order to do that and one would get those groceries at the grocery store.
Check and Mate good sir. Get your pen and paper buddy, you got a note to pass to a cashier like a 3rd grader.
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2017/05/31 05:08:17
Subject: Asking out a Grocery Clerk
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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"When I met your mother, I knew right away that she was the one...who was almost important enough to make time for so I could ask her out with a note."
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2017/05/31 16:28:42
Subject: Re:Asking out a Grocery Clerk
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
Ephrata, PA
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 Dreadwinter wrote:
Check and Mate good sir. Get your pen and paper buddy, you got a note to pass to a cashier like a 3rd grader.
This had me laughing so hard my coworkers are staring at me.
But seriously, if thats the only place you see her, then go with the note. It will put her on the spot a whole lot less. Also, be prepared to take rejection like a proper sir, and respect her in her place of work.
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2017/05/31 19:11:20
Subject: Asking out a Grocery Clerk
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
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It may well have been something he was asking about for a future action rather than something right now. I'm sure we can all appreciate being too busy to start a relationship; even if you have the literal time it doesn't mean you have the energy.
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2017/05/31 21:06:57
Subject: Asking out a Grocery Clerk
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Battlefield Tourist
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I remeber when Hlokk had a general relationship/dating thread up in the OT. That thread was gold and got me hooked into Dakka over other forums.
It got locked because the Mods thought it was too "Personal Blog" gy. Those were good times.
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2017/05/31 23:29:46
Subject: Re:Asking out a Grocery Clerk
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Hallowed Canoness
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Yeah it's too bad the mods locked it. A bad roll on some Moderation Table was bound to happen but still.
I have promised myself I would let people from the thread know if I get a girlfriend, and it might happen soon btw .
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2017/06/01 06:21:10
Subject: Asking out a Grocery Clerk
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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Easy E wrote:I remeber when Hlokk had a general relationship/dating thread up in the OT. That thread was gold and got me hooked into Dakka over other forums.
It got locked because the Mods thought it was too "Personal Blog" gy. Those were good times.
That thread was great, I took all of its advice and it made me the man I am today..........*Takes a Drink*
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2017/06/01 14:00:49
Subject: Re:Asking out a Grocery Clerk
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Good God OP.
Fortune favors the bold. Walk right up to her and give her a damned note already. At least do that.
If I had more vacation time, Id drive up to BC myself and giver her a note for you.
Get on with it boy!
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2017/06/01 14:08:38
Subject: Re:Asking out a Grocery Clerk
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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 Spacemanvic wrote:Good God OP.
Fortune favors the bold. Walk right up to her and give her a damned note already. At least do that.
If I had more vacation time, Id drive up to BC myself and giver her a note for you.
Get on with it boy!
If Donald Trump could convince Melina to marry him. You can ask out a clerk. Be a hero, get the girl and ride the Harley into the sunset!
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/06/01 14:28:06
Subject: Re:Asking out a Grocery Clerk
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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jhe90 wrote: Spacemanvic wrote:Good God OP.
Fortune favors the bold. Walk right up to her and give her a damned note already. At least do that.
If I had more vacation time, Id drive up to BC myself and giver her a note for you.
Get on with it boy!
If Donald Orange God Emprah Trump could convince Melina Melania to marry him. You can ask out a clerk. Be a hero, get the girl and ride the Harley tank into the sunset!
- FTFY
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2017/06/01 15:26:37
Subject: Asking out a Grocery Clerk
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Oh look! US politics!!!
Can this stupid thread be closed now? Even a mod acknowledges this is "personal blog territory" so why has it gone on for 4 pages?
Alpharius wrote:So, is this thread all done then?
Seems like it might have been better off on a personal blog/social media site?
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2017/06/01 15:59:32
Subject: Re:Asking out a Grocery Clerk
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