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2022/02/13 23:28:03
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Did you hear about the Mexican murderer that ran a man over with a train?
Police say he had a strong loco motive.
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2022/02/14 16:47:37
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
Watch Fortress Excalibris
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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, because they are efficient and have no sense of humour.
How many French people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
At least three. Though how they all fit in there is the real mystery.
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A little bit of righteous anger now and then is good, actually. Don't trust a person who never gets angry. |
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2022/02/14 20:04:07
Subject: Re:Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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Did you hear about the man who smashed up the kitchen at the Chinese restaurant?
Police say they have never seen such wonton destruction before.
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Arte et Marte
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2022/02/14 21:51:17
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Battlefield Tourist
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The doctor told me I was going deaf.
That news was hard for me to hear.
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Did you hear the optometrist that fell into the lens maker?
He made a real spectacle of himself.
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2022/02/14 22:28:05
Subject: Re:Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Automated Rubric Marine of Tzeentch
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can i just say, i must echo the mad docs comment. I'm really impressed by everyone's commitment to telling all those truly awful jokes they normally tell to their 7 year old cousins.
and in that sprit:
A truckload of wigs has been stolen, police are combing the area.
master thief taunts police by stealing their toilets, police have nothing to go on.
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To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.
Coven of XVth 2000pts
The Blades of Ruin 2,000pts Watch Company Rho 1650pts
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2022/02/14 23:16:05
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Mad Gyrocopter Pilot
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I once served a prison sentence because I got caught up in a big police operation against the Mafia. I pleaded my innocence because I said I was just their archivist. The judge said I was the worst of all, I was involved in some very organised crime.
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2022/02/15 20:11:51
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
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A hole has been drilled through the fence of the local nudist camp. The police are looking into it.
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2022/02/15 20:28:28
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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My mate qualified as an archaeologist.
Now his life is in ruins.
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2022/02/15 21:58:55
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
Watch Fortress Excalibris
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Should have told him to stop digging...
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A little bit of righteous anger now and then is good, actually. Don't trust a person who never gets angry. |
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2022/02/15 22:30:47
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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He dug that hole himself.
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2022/02/15 23:09:06
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Mad Gyrocopter Pilot
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Trust me on this, you take a career in archaeology and you'll just get boned.
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2022/02/15 23:31:39
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Battlefield Tourist
MN (Currently in WY)
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Probably on his last Sherd of dignity.
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2022/02/16 06:50:02
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Automated Rubric Marine of Tzeentch
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Olthannon wrote:Trust me on this, you take a career in archaeology and you'll just get boned.[/quote
That's paleontology isn't it?]
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To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.
Coven of XVth 2000pts
The Blades of Ruin 2,000pts Watch Company Rho 1650pts
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2022/02/16 07:50:49
Subject: Re:Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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Doctor: "Sir, you need to quit masturbating."
Patient: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
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2022/02/16 20:11:28
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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The Gingerbread Man went to the Doctor with a sore knee.
The doctor asked if he’d tried icing it.
Now I want gingerbread.
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2022/02/24 18:32:32
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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If it's still bones, it's archaeology or archaeozoology. If it's stone, then palaeontology.
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2022/02/24 18:34:10
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Lord of the Fleet
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Two sausages are in a pan. One says to the other "phew, it's hot in here!".
The other says "holy crap! A talking sausage!"
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2022/02/28 02:03:38
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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[DCM]
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Why does a giraffe have a long neck?
Because its head and shoulders are a long way apart.
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2022/03/01 17:43:05
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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I went to an Indian restaurant the other day. A Taste of the Raj.
A public schoolboy hit me with a stick and made me build an elaborate railway.
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2022/03/02 12:01:21
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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A Spanish magician was doing a disappearing trick.
Uno, Dos, *poof*.
His disappeared without a Tres.
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2022/03/02 13:23:04
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Leader of the Sept
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My eyes will never forgive you for that joke! (nice one )
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Please excuse any spelling errors. I use a tablet frequently and software keyboards are a pain!
Terranwing - w3;d1;l1
51st Dunedinw2;d0;l0
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2022/03/09 21:22:53
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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You might say arson.
I call it…….crime brûlée
Yes I will be doing that as a Cross Stitch.
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2022/03/09 21:48:14
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Morally-Flexible Malleus Hearing Whispers
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Why can't Dinosaurs sing.
Because they're all dead.
When is the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty. (230)
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2022/03/09 21:52:36
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Kabalite Conscript
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Why did the English cat beat the French cat in a swimming race?
Because the Un, Duex, Trois, Quatre, Cinq.
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2022/03/09 22:51:40
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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RedMesa2391 wrote:Why did the English cat beat the French cat in a swimming race?
Because the Un, Duex, Trois, Quatre, Cinq.
I’m sorry to by that guy of my thread?
But I don’t, because I’m almost certainly being thick, get it?
Save yourself and PM me the explanation. Because I can sort of ish understand French. But this one is going right over my head.
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2022/03/09 23:26:00
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Morally-Flexible Malleus Hearing Whispers
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I GET IT IT'S BECAUSE THE FRENCH CAT CANT COUNT?
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2022/03/09 23:46:31
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Lord of the Fleet
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Un, Duex, Trois, Quatre, Cinq
the, something, something, cat, sank!
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2022/03/10 00:20:35
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Morally-Flexible Malleus Hearing Whispers
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It's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 in french?
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2022/03/10 06:13:46
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Speed Drybrushing
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No sexist jokes, please.
(Edited by Kilkrazy)
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2022/03/10 08:31:40
Subject: Re:Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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A stoner, a Jedi, and a paramedic walk into a bar.
Blunt Force Trauma.
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