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Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted. He tried, but the Karen would have come with it and he didn't want to do that to the poor chap.

I wish my doctors would actually communicate with each other instead of countering the other's orders.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






Granted. But they speak different languages, confusing matters even further.

I wish Star on Disney+ would just put up all of American Horror Story already.

   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. But it's on a pay by episode basis on a new subscription service on a cable service you pay for too.

I wish every season of AHS was as good as this last one was.

(Check out Creepshow on AMC Shudder)

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted. They were, it's just the Mandela Effect making you think they weren't.

I wish I studied harder for my 24 hour urine test.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. Your specimen shows such a broad and random array of nasty substances that you are awarded an honorary doctorate in toxicology.

I wish to get everything we need at the grocery store in one trip.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted, But as the Rolling Stones said.... You can't always get what you want.

I wish my hot tub was functional.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in gb
Drop Trooper with Demo Charge





Hailsham

Granted but it turnsout to be a hot tub time machine, catapulting you into the 41st millennium with nothing but a laspistol and a pair of jeans

I wish I had a robot hand

Road to 5k Points current standing - 5,200

Astra Militarum army thread: https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/801034.page

Army fiction thread https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/801004.page#11222210 
   
Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






Granted. Unfortunately it’s just the left hand for the original Optimus Prime toy. And a bad repro one at that. Wrong colour, wrong material and the plug bit is laughably too wide.

I wish social media never existed.


   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. Social media never existed, it was all a bad dream. You awaken and go back outside to tarry in the fields.

I wish to have more fun.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Drop Trooper with Demo Charge





Hailsham

Granted you have much more fun so much fun you attract the attention of Slannesh - the inquisition is calling you -

I wish my house spider could talk

Road to 5k Points current standing - 5,200

Astra Militarum army thread: https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/801034.page

Army fiction thread https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/801004.page#11222210 
   
Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






Granted. Unfortunately it’s a foul mouthed teenage kick who won’t stop telling you clearly made up tales and griefing you in general.

I wish to get a proper Star Trek series following up on post-Dominion War Alpha Quadrant.

   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted. It focuses on a diplomatic unit led by Wesley Crusher, who is still a know-it-all jerk played by Wil Wheaton.

I wish the Wheel of Time series writers hadn't short cut the first book by so much.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. They skipped it entirely.

I wish to play that epic Waterloo game.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






Granted. It’s so realistic you too lose your lower leg to a cannonball, only noticing when you’re mate points it out.

I wish Amazon Prime, given they now own the rights, would just put Stargate SG-1 up for free.

   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. It's up for free, but riddled with ads.

I wish for ad-free internet.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Powerful Ushbati





United States

Granted. You must watch 1 hour of ads before logging onto the internet.

I wish to have every illness in the world.
   
Made in us
Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader





Albuquerque,, NM

Congratulations! You are the fourth Beastie Boy!

I wish for a pair of Adidas Shelltoes.

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Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






Granted. Unfortunately they used to belong to a younger Craig David, and reek of his misplaced ego and general somewhat less than adequacy.

I wish the letting agents would get back to me about those flats in Folkestone. I need to be getting my move on!

   
Made in us
Courageous Questing Knight





Texas

Granted. They get back to you that it is no longer available - all leased out by Millennial yuppies.

I wish I had some extra time to work on my hobbies.

My Novella Collection is available on Amazon - Action/Fantasy/Sci-Fi - https://www.amazon.com/Three-Roads-Dreamt-Michael-Leonard/dp/1505716993/

 
   
Made in ca
Troubled By Non-Compliant Worlds






Granted, but gas prices go up by 25% and you can't afford your hobby anymore.

I wish for lower gas prices.
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Granted! Gas prices are lower as governments drop the sales tax on petroleum products but they install tolls everywhere to make up for the lost revenue.

I wish non-metallic metal wasn't so hard for me to paint.

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Made in us
Monstrously Massive Big Mutant





The Wastes of Krieg

Granted, but now all other surfaces are harder for you to paint.

I wish for some peace of mind.
   
Made in us
Courageous Questing Knight





Texas

Granted. Your mind is so at peace you can no longer work or support yourself.

I wish dealing with contractors to do the work they were hired to do was not so hard and exhausting.

My Novella Collection is available on Amazon - Action/Fantasy/Sci-Fi - https://www.amazon.com/Three-Roads-Dreamt-Michael-Leonard/dp/1505716993/

 
   
Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






Granted. It’s even harder and more exhausting. That was an easy one.

I wish Mark and Lard would reunite for an online and ongoing show in the same style.

   
Made in us
Powerful Ushbati





United States

 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
Granted. It’s even harder and more exhausting. That was an easy one.

I wish Mark and Lard would reunite for an online and ongoing show in the same style.


Granted. The program is only available on Peacock's new add-on streaming service, at a cost only payable in Australian dollars and only available in Mongolia.

I wish that Games Workshop would bring back the Old Ones as a playable faction in 40K.
   
Made in us
Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader





Albuquerque,, NM

GRANTED! The army is so OP that you lose all your friends & no one wants to play with you anymore.

I wish the new Squat didn't have toe gloves...
   
Made in us
Powerful Ushbati





United States

 gruebot wrote:
GRANTED! The army is so OP that you lose all your friends & no one wants to play with you anymore.

I wish the new Squat didn't have toe gloves...


Granted. The new squat models have only a single giant toe on each foot that is positioned like a a high-heel shoe.

I wish there were more women wargamers.

   
Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






Oh wow. How to corrupt that without being a POS!

Granted!

There is now precisely 3 more women Wargamers. However they keep themselves to themselves and so sadly aren’t visible to the wider community, and so the gatekeeping continues.

I’m sorry this is a lame corruption, but a corruption all the same.

I wish I could go back to enjoying KFC.

   
Made in us
Stabbin' Skarboy





Granted, but you enjoy it too much, with all the side effects of eating too much…

I wish wargames Atlantic kits were in stock in the U.S. apart from when the planets align, casting a shadow on their warehouse.

"Us Blood Axes hav lernt' a lot from da humies. How best ta kill 'em, fer example."
— Korporal Snagbrat of the Dreadblade Kommandos 
   
Made in us
Powerful Ushbati





United States

 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
Oh wow. How to corrupt that without being a POS!

Granted!

There is now precisely 3 more women Wargamers. However they keep themselves to themselves and so sadly aren’t visible to the wider community, and so the gatekeeping continues.

I’m sorry this is a lame corruption, but a corruption all the same.

I wish I could go back to enjoying KFC.


I was trying to be purposefully difficult with that one!

Sadly, I feel your granted explanation isn't far from what would be the case!
   
 
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