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Made in us
Ultramarine Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control





Macragge

 Some_Call_Me_Tim wrote:
Granted, but you enjoy it too much, with all the side effects of eating too much…

I wish wargames Atlantic kits were in stock in the U.S. apart from when the planets align, casting a shadow on their warehouse.


Granted. However, Wargames Atlantic is bought out immediately by a company known as Games Workshop. Overnight the prices triple, the number of models-per-box is halved, and several of your favorite model lines are "rotated out" of production. However, those boxes that do remain are well stocked at all retailers.

I wish I could sleep...

   
Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






Granted!

After a lovely warm bath, a cup of hot Horlicks and a cookie, you drift off to the land of nod.

So deep is your sleep you fail to notice your bed was on fire the whole time, and you never wake up again.

I wish those in power that claim the answer to rising cost of living is just to live frugally had any idea of what poverty is actually like in the world they created solely to enrich themselves.

   
Made in us
Ultramarine Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control





Macragge

Granted. The sudden epiphany leads to a utopian age where greed and violence become things of the past. At the apex of the Golden era humanity makes contact with an alien race intent on conquest. Our descendants naively welcome them with open arms and a spirit of brotherhood. The ensuing invasion and colonization wipes out the majority of humans with the unhappy few who remain taken back to the alien homeworld as indentured servants...

I wish GW would get rid of the awful new flying stands...

   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. Now they provide only the expensive flying stand conversion kit, which contains parts for every possible flying model, but only one of the central support bit, making all the extra bits useless.

I wish for more game time.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader





Albuquerque,, NM

GRANTED! You are retired and have nothing but free time. Unfortunately all your gaming buds still have regular jobs & life obligations and therefore have almost no time to play games with you.

I wish gamers weren't so flaky.

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Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. Gamers are now chewy and taste good with marinara sauce.

I wish the games would never end.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Granted! Your only opponent, for some reason, is Bill Murray.

I wish I would have bought more FW Fantasy models when they had a decent range.
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You still haven't painted them.

I wish for GW to retcon AOS out of existence and return to the Olde World.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






Granted. However as AoS was removed from existence, GW just do the same thing again, having learned nothing from the whole affair.

I wish for an infinitely scaleable, renewable energy source which causes no harm to the environment the equipment for which is easily assembled without skill from everyday household items, with the information on how to make that and hook it up safely, permanently and irrevocably to your home, vehicle, and even space ships (and when applied to a space ship allows us to experience true faster than light speeds in contravention of conventional physics) to be invented and freely distributed to the world’s population.

   
 
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