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**snurl**

Granted. The station switches permanently to all talk format immediately.

I wish for less commercials on the radio.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. The radio station exploded yesterday.

I wish wishes were fishes and I was a sea captain.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! After responding to a rather ambitious wish on this board, you're eaten by a Kraken.

I wish the National Spelling Bee competition had tailgating.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. After 10 beers in the parking lot if you can't spell disestablishmentarianism they don't let you into the competition.

I wish that damn monkey butler I know I deserve would become available.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! His repertoire of butler skills consists exclusively of flinging copious amounts of poo at everything and everyone in your home.

I wish Trump's hair would finally come alive and eat the fool.

**Cream Tea**

Granted. It turns out he was controlled by his hair the whole time, so there's little difference.

I wish more people would realise that tea is superior to coffee.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! No, I'm just kidding, even tea knows it's coffee's be-yatch.

I wish the government would cut the defense budget and use the funds to provide a block grant to every citizen seeking a college education.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. The Chinese can't pass the chance up and the formerly american survivors get a free college education as they pass through their citizenship loyalty programs.

I wish we didn't have a national debt.

**snurl**

Granted. We have a national bankruptcy instead.

I wish to discover buried treasure.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but since one man's trash is another man's treasure you find some dude's collection of bible stories as comic books.

I wish my wife would hurry up with my damn breakfast.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. The cyanide bottle was stuck. It's cleared now.

I wish the california high speed rail project was done one way or another.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! It's done and all it does is replace the monorail at Disneyland. But at least now you can get from your hotel to the Haunted Mansion attraction in 1 second.

I wish someone would tell a good 'Yo Mama' joke.

**snurl**

Granted. You are foo far away to hear it.

I wish for an easy dentist appointment tomorrow.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. I pulled your teeth out overnight.

I wish for a nice quiet day with a lazy fog.

**SolarCross**

ChargerIIC wrote:
Granted. I pulled your teeth out overnight.

I wish for a nice quiet day with a lazy fog.

Granted. You are given happy pills which make you deaf and semi-comatose.

I wish I could think of a good wish.

**snurl**

Granted. But you forgot to post it, so you get a fish slap.

I wish for a happy thanksgiving to all Dakkites.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. We all remember it fondly as the last big meal before the lizards attacked.

I wish my car was self-driving

**jhe90**

Granted. It becomes self aware. Kills you and them starts the sky net revolution.

Its also donkey-cave and only plays just in Bieber at full volume.

I wish it was less dark outside.

**snurl**

Granted. Its less dark outside, but inside is pitch black.

I wish for more gravy.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! Face it, the world needs more gravy.

I wish Thanksgiving came more than once a year.

**DANGEROUS DICK LONGFELLOW**

Granted. But you have to move to North Korea where they give thanks to the great leader every day for not killing them.

I wish I could learn any skill from just reading a book.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but the only book available is How To Shave Old People.

I wish I could turn all those turkey bones into deadly assassins weapons.

**snurl**

Granted. But they work only on turkeys.

I wish for a long nap.

**SolarCross**

Granted. You get a particularly tall libertarian droning on about the Non Aggression Principle whilst punching you in the face.

I wish to stop maxing out my credit cards buying overpriced plastic toy soldiers.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. You have no more credit cards and have to sell your body to science to cover your toy soldier costs.

I wish I didn't have to worry about Ebay sellers being shady.

**snurl**

Granted. You switch to facebook trade groups.

I wish drivers licenses were harder to get.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. With new restrictions on people with collections of toy soldiers you'll be paying $1200 to renew your license.

I wish I had a holodeck.

**snurl**

Granted. It only simulates math class.

I wish for a robot dog.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. Behavior training has literally cost you and arm and a leg, but now it takes care of you so long as you never attempt to leave the house again.

I wish my laptop was fixed.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. It's had a factory reset and you've lost everything that was on it.

I wish FedEx would hurry up with delivery of the new Necromunda stuff I ordered.